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Take the loss, pussy.

I’ll take what Collin Johnson said about Buechele on the LHN postgame - that everyone recognizes that he could have transferred and instead he comes back to work and plays the role of backup well. He coaches Sam up from the sideline, and hasn’t pouted about not being the starter for a second. He was obviously rusty throughout the game because he hasn’t had game reps in close to a year. He did improve as the game went on, aside from the deep ball to Duvernay. He started hitting the screen WRs on their front shoulder and made some ballsy throws into tight windows to CJ. So fuck every one of you talking shit about the kid. He did the best he could and we won the game. He needs to get better if Sam is out longer but I’m pretty sure he knows that. And I have never been a big Shane guy, I always liked Sam more. But some of you drunk fucks are insufferable.

Man fuck outta here with that. I'm not high on him as much as the next guy but that's unnecessary.

In summary: Surly- Hey bearcon, good game Bearcon- Fuck you, man. Refs were bias and institutional sexual assault isn’t a big deal. Surly- Take. The. Loss. Pussy.

Probably a lot. We should probably stop blasting our own recruits until/if they decommit. And even then, they're kids. They're stupid sometimes.

One thing is for sure, Texas wasn’t back in 2015 when a Texas team coached by a functional retard and quarter backed by a guy playing tight end in the NFL went to #12 Baylor’s brand new stadium and beat the fuck out of every guy in their QB room en route to a glorious 5 win season.

Take the loss, pussy

Ok.. A big FUCK YOU to all still shitting on Buechele, he did what he's capable of, and he could have said "fuck it, I'm transferring" by now. If anyone is to blame, it's Herman/Beck for keeping the same game plan when Sam went out, but you know what... WE WON THE FUCKING GAME. So change your tampon and gird your loins for two weeks from now. We're still in the Motherfucking, gotdam drivers seat for the Big12 championship. Beeyotch.

Lulz, Maybe you forgot about the backward pass that should have given Texas the ball at the Baylor 10 but was called an incompletion, or the face mask on B Jones that only happened after he was face masked with no call, or the roughing the punter call that was called off because the Baylor player allegedly tipped the ball, or the offsetting unsportsmanlike penalties after the Baylor player was clearly the one that initiated it and shoved a Texas player in the head, or how about the play where after Hager had a sack and caused a fumble the officials decided Baylor had called a timeout prior, but please keep going with this narrative, blaming others is what we’ve come to expect from rape enablers.

Don’t give a fuck if we looked like shit against Baylor. 6-1 bitches.

Assuming they told the truth and aren’t idiots, Sam has a grade 1 AC separation. Called a ‘shoulder’ separation, but doesn’t involve the ball-and-socket ar all. AC separations are graded by Xray, so we don’t the mri to know it’s a 1. The grade of separation, which Xray reveals, is based on how much tore completely: 1-nothing, 2- joint capsule around end of clavicle where it abuts scapula, 3- coracoclavicular ligaments, 4+ -other stuff involved. The reason for the mri, other than cya, is likely to see just how much injury there is to the structures which have not shown Xray evidence of complete rupture. Sprains are graded 1-3, with 3 being rupture of the ligament. A grade 1 AC is therefore a grade 1 or 2 sprain of the capsule. AC joints don’t pop back. Once they tear enough to allow displacement, the muscles acting on the clavicle make sure the displacement remains (unless surgically corrected). The hope and expectation that Sam might throw after a week is reasonable. Some AC injuries nag, but many grade 1-2 sprains, AC included, improve enough after a week for competition.

I like the fact that he's not a hampster penised dogshit eating wanker such as yourself YOU SNOTTY-FACED HEAP OF PARROT DROPPINGS! SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT! YOUR TYPE MAKES ME PUKE! YOU VACUOUS TOFFEE-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!!!

Survive and advance. Playoff is a bonus if it happens. Just focus on winning the Big 12

Jesus Christ you pussies are panicking early.

I found it interesting that McCoy’s dad and Shipley’s dad roomed together in college.

It was the part where you took the loss pussy

I don't think there's anything wrong with them showing support for their kid by wearing Baylor stuff at DKR. I'm sure the kid is heated that he was dissed by us even when we've been walking the desert at QB for years. And it's pretty obvious that Brewer is a better QB than Shane so we did mess up by not offering him. My frustrations lie with the announcers and not really the Brewer family.

Fuck this kid.

He just came in off the bench and beat Baylor. The offense is not designed for him and he still managed to lead us to a win. All the while having a great attitude about losing the starting job. He is a very likeable guy in my book. Negged, bitch.

3 Top ten upsets today. We lose a starting qb, a hobbled top rb, and we pull the W. Some of you need to drink more.

But how many t Boone Pickens players weren’t offered by Texas? Those are the important numbers you need to look at. Also, how many former sec transfers that can’t be intimidated so they have?

Thyroid in the normal range; liver enzymes normal; white blood cells a little high, but that's just from getting over a slight head cold.

I heard titties

fuck baylor

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With overnight lows kissing 70, it's time to start this thread back up. I'll kick it off same as last time, with red beans. This particular batch might've been the best I've ever made. I will credit the second massive smoked hock I subbed in for the usual tasso, and my wife's idea to mash just a spoonful of the beans and leave the rest whole. Here is the lineup the night before, after which I soaked the beans and chopped the vegetables: Brown the sausage: Remove the sausage and sauté the trinity, jalapeño and green onions in the rendered fat, then stir in spices and half a head of garlic: Add back the sausage and soaked beans, then nestle in the hocks, this pic was taken before adding just enough water to cover, putting the lid on the pot and sticking it in a low oven for 3 hours: Once your beans are tender, pick the hoof meat and add it back to the pot, then either mash a spoonful of beans or let them simmer until the liquid gets creamy: Didn't even need rice. This will keep the bed warm tonight:

Fuck it, let's just go 11-0.

The one where the entire university didn't try to cover up a massive rape scandal for football relevancy?

What I want to know is which QB in this class are we not going to offer despite him being a lifelong Horn fan? I need to know which game I am going to hear about it constantly.

Slow down, Sandusky.

My favorite was "Dicker to come out and give Baylor the lead" when we were up...

Oh, and fuck all of you shitting on Buechele.. He could have fucked off to another school by now, but chose to stick around and help his beloved Longhorns any way he can.

Without sam, we look like last year's team

I don’t get butt hurt my butt feels good, but politics is personal for some of us. Right to marry, Republican judges and politicians actively wanting to erode that right, trying to legislate us out of existence and you know lol why you get so mad stuff like that. Sometimes that difference of opinion is really one side being so god awfully wrong it’s infuriating. Especially when they claim the moral high ground while espousing a morally bankrupt position. Want to talk about higher taxes on gasoline or the specifics of the North Korea deal is one thing that’s a difference of opinion. But a lot of our differences are much more grave than lol why you so mad lol.

Daniels might want to repeat 8th grade another time.

We have given up less points than anyone who has played 7 games, and a third of our total was against the best offense in the country. Our defense makes derpy plays sometimes, but as a whole, has been pretty fucking awesome. Keep it going, fellas.

Nothing about playing your shitty rape school makes me feel like Texas is back. You're just fodder between playing real programs where wins actually are milestones, like last week. Which is why we beat you with our backup QB and two missed FGs. Take the loss, pussy.

I guess this dude getting his rage out on this board is better than him raping some chick

My biggest problem with Shane is on the zone read, it takes for fucking ever to hand the ball off when you know there's a 5% chance he's keeping it. I guess that's on the coaches for calling any ZR plays.

Mack offered at safety.

I don’t see the point in hating on the guy. He’s is ours and we have to make do. Might not be pretty and it might not work but I bet he’s given a hell of a lot more to this program than you ever have.

Because when Shane throws it deep we all pray that it doesn't get intercepted.

I hate these announcers.

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