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That dude raped a student while he was at Baylor. The fuck is wrong with you?

You look at Oklahoma State over there and it's just all about the tradition of Mike Gundy having a haircut that says he's business in the front and party in the back.

Not true. It’s bothering the shit out of aggy.

"Say it." "My name is Reek."

You of all people don’t get to pull that card. You own xenophobia and demonization of the other as a political platform. That stench is who you are, and the stench of your generation rotting in the grave will be perfume in comparison. Capiche?

Can you imagine the look on the cop’s face if he took off?

lol your dad sounds like a loser

Seems like a good kid who made what he saw as the best decision for himself. Can't hate that. He wasn't a dick during the process, unlike some other recruits.

There is no gas shortage. We have plenty at the pumps. People just need to be sure to boil their gasoline for a full three minutes before use.

I agree. It's unoriginal, and copying the aggies. If Herman wants to see and be seen at five high school games on a Friday night in a massive city filled with traffic, he should use a jet pack.

Book depository across the street.

Boy kin you imagine if their QB did this?

One of the hardest times I have laughed is when OU DB Chijioke Onyenegecha was arrested, and someone replied with this.

stole from reddit Austin but it’s appropriate.

voted on my way home from work. only had to wait about 20 minutes. voted against every republican on the ballot and in races where they were unopposed, i left it blank. fuck them for what they've done the past several years. hope this is a bloodbath.

I haven't posted in this thread since the migration from the old shithole. I was in Italy last month and our entire group fell in love with a northern Italian pasta called tajarin. It's a very delicate pasta made entirely from egg yolks and 00 flour. I recently received a pasta machine as a gift so I figured I'd give it a try. It's about as simple a pasta as you can make. Egg yolks and #00 flour. I didn't take pics of the entire process. I've never made pasta before so I was focused on the product The pasta machine. You can make any type of pasta with it (almost) at any thickness you desire. Tajarin is a very rich, very light pasta. About the size of angel hair or perhaps a bit smaller. Only touches boiling water for a minute or two. Cooked pasta. My basic bolognese with pancetta added. Soffritto Ground beef. Ground pork. Ground veal. My daughter wasn't happy about the veal but she ate it. I cook it down for about four hours. A lot of red wine goes into the bolognese. The ragu gets very dark at the end. I was very pleased with my first pasta. The pasta machine helped a ton.

Not me, man. As I've said before, I'm going through the entire ballot and actively voting against every R I see. If it's an L next to their name and no one else, they get my vote. My freedom boner will be hard to contain.

Bullshit! He meets all the koalafications!

I'm about ready to give Carl Winslow the RadiologyHorn treatment.

I’m pissed that I can only vote twice.

They get sex changes and then vote for a Muslim.

And to get this thread back on track: Donald Trump is a fat, stupid, pathologically lying, treasonous, megalomaniacal, wannabe autocrat with a miniature penis, and 100% of his supporters are stupid, gullible, or both.

Oh, and fuck off @pacman for encouraging and pos-repping Carl Winslow, by the way. If you've been following along at all you'd know that there is no place for guys like Marcel Brooks at Texas.

72 hours? My, my, you are quite the optimist. This morning at the park with my kid, some of the parents were huddled up and talking about it, and were clearly scared. A quick survey showed that none of them had Topo Chico or coconut water dispensers in their fridges, which was surprising. None of them even had Ozarka dispensers in any of their pantries or cellars. I asked them "well, didn't you have your man-servants or servant-girls start boiling water as soon as news got out?" They looked at me in bewilderment. Then it dawned on me. They didn't even know how to boil water, so how the hell are they going to instruct their servants? I did a quick survey, and most of them were familiar with Koyo Ramen. I told them to have their servants get some Koyo Ramen out of one of their pantries, or head over to Central Market or Whole Foods and pick some up. Told them to follow the directions, with just a few simple changes - double up on the water it calls for, and when it says to add the ramen, skip adding the ramen, and instead cook the water for 3-5 minutes. When they were done, skip adding the flavoring, and they would be left with boiled water, and to just let it cool. I probably saved quite a few lives.

So I bought a pallet of water in bottles and am now boiling it. Am I doing this right?

Voted for the first time in over 20 years and in a midterm no less. Thanks a lot Trumpkins.

Theoretically it could be a different KaVontae Turpin? (lol)

You know what, let's assume for a minute that transgender folks are mentally ill. I don't agree, but I'll concede the point and let's move on... So what? Are the mentally ill not entitled to the same basic civil rights as the rest of us? And on the bathroom thing: do you really care if the guy in the next stall's dick is original or aftermarket? If so, why? And if you're worried about a transsexual female going into a bathroom and hurting your little girl, okay. But when is the last time you heard such a news story? Find me 10 examples and I'll listen. But you won't. Men who want to hurt girls don't go through gender reassignment surgeries. They become high school coaches. Or clergy. But you're not yanking your little girl out of sports or church. Look, if you want to hate gay people and you think transsexuals are disgusting, fine. Own it. Don't try to pretend it's about anything other than that.

Sane people would think this. What you fail to realize is these people are insane.

Really more of a fluffer

Kyler Murray is probable with a labia injury.

Stopped at the mexican market by the house on the way home for a 12-pack. Shelves were full of water. White people be crazy.

Here's a refresher on the "shh" timeline since NSD2 2018, courtesy of TFB:

Hmmm. BC has something in common with your mom.

7 AM at the polling location by North Park in Dallas. Line out the door.

Eric Metcalf

"It wasn't long ago when a 10-2 record for Texas A&M sounded comical in conversation and looked unrealistic on paper." So true. In fact, it was about one second ago...

Trump and His followers are acting like they just realized that the gal who gave them a $20 blowjob behind Walmart is a dude, and so they are going to punish everybody.

Can we fire him again?

I’m mentally ill says the folks that think the world was made in six days by a cosmic Santa Claus. Mkay.

Their suicide rates are high because cunts like you tell them they’re mentally ill and try to take away their rights because they’re different than you are.