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Boyd was late to the meeting but made up for it by being early on the PBU attempt.

Realignment non-sense is the last thing this thread needs.

For the first time this season I'll buy where we're ranked. Outside of the top 10, feels like most of these teams could swap places and move in or out of the poll on any given week. Lots of one off strong/weak performances and very little sustained success. Also, noted from across the poll: sec has the highest ranked zero loss, one loss, and two loss teams, and the only ranked three loss teams (2) in the poll. Save Bama #1, all the rest are extremely subjective and questionable, and the consistency of putting the sec at the top of each bracket of record is clear bias.

I've been predicting 2 losses this season since the off season, we're winning out and we're winning this fucking conference

Trump and a large portion of the GOP (both reps like Kevin McCarthy and pundits like Dobbs and Carlson) are absolutely responsible for legitimizing and promoting the insane conspiracy theorists who are planting the seeds of this violent garbage across the United States. They have worked tirelessly to blur the lines between reality and violent, racist propaganda and have never stopped whipping up that base for political ends regardless of the consequence. This is the consequence. This is going to continue to happen. They are responsible for this.

compare that to loss margin these same players (juniors & seniors) had under Strong. Now imagine when Herman has his guys from day 1. We are def. trending in the right direction.

That’s pretty unfair. He’s a tremendous hypocrite.

Shut the fuck up, Nancy. You posted about volunteering to shoot up a group of innocent Hondurans that includes women and children.

#15 at this point in the season is still pretty awesome when compared to our adventures in later MB years, CFS and even Herman's first year. Freshmen seem to be fueling the better than expected performance overall. We can still finish in the Top 10.

This thread is aggy as hell. Sent from my SM-G920V using Tapatalk

You couldn’t even defend your asshole from other dudes who gave you drugs.

For fuck's sake. Every word in this post, when tied to your username, only serves to illustrate the level of delusion that exists within vast swathes of the population of this country. Take your faux-heroism and shove it up the same billowy asshole that you managed to shove your tailored jerseys and your Financial Times subscriptions. I would be less embarrassed if you offered to become an extra in the next Might Morphin' Power Rangers movie than I am as an American right now with your "fake offer" to go fire off "fake bullets" to defend the country against a fake invasion force. Fuck off.

My sophomore year apartment mate woke me up one night at about 3:00 am. He was drunk as shit and wanted me to go outside and see his new truck. I went just to shut him up, and parked outside was a Reddy Ice truck that he had found with the keys left in it. He couldn’t remember where he found it so we just drove it down the street and left it with the keys in it.

Every time Texas loses I come to this board and see a litany of posts that blame the loss on X. There seems to be this profound human need to ascribe blame whenever something bad happens. X could be Hager, it could be Boyd, it could be Herman, it could be bad calls that went against us ....it could be anything. My question is, what if it's all of those things, plus Y, with Y being unknowable? What if it's NONE of those things except Y? What if it's simply that the universe is randomly chaotic?

Lately the go-to CR move is “my opinion is X and anyone who disagrees with me is an idiot/nazi/whatever”.

And not only did he lie about the NYSE after 9/11, he got the name of the chairman wrong who he says supposedly took HIS advice to keep the NYSE open. So, that's not some bullshit he got from someone - in that "story", the moral was the pussy chair of the NYSE (whose name he got wrong) was going to close it but it was TRUMP who convinced him to open it back up on 9/12. So - -he either misremembered the dude's name (dementia) or just fucking made it up -made up a conversation in which he's the savior of the entire financial market -told a whopper about a completely verifiable fact that he couldn't be bothered to Google, just to make sure he wouldn't be called on his bullshit immediately That snapshot encapsulates how fundamentally dangerous he is. He has basic failures of memory, fabricates conversations out of whole cloth, misattributes achievement to himself with only the purpose of making himself the hero, and lies about basic fact so carelessly that he knows can be disproven because he doesn't give a fuck and knows his brain-dead supporters WON'T CARE. He's a comic book villain. He's the fucking Penguin.

I had to go back and find the post. I read it yesterday and it didn't register as a threat to a real person anywhere. It's rhetorical hyperbole directed at anyone complicit in creating an atmosphere where racists feel like they are furthering public policy by means of murder. Indiscriminate slaughter. Brisket directs his remarks to TJHooker whom he believes to be complicit. The rhetorical device is used to illustrate just what these wicked attitudes lead to. I don't have a problem with it. It's a remarkable contrast, at least to me, that a thread about the slaughter perpetrated in a synagogue by a man whose vehicle is covered with Trump/Pence stickers has been sidetracked into outrage over Brisket's post. It's a strange world. We keep seeing signs of violent fascism. Our national leader cannot bring himself to condemn the Charlottesville torch bearers. A caravan of foreigners heading towards our border in buses is characterized similarly to an invading army. We eat the shit of lies everyday. Tut-tut about a mildly graphic post driving home the image of just what the apologists may be complicit in. No real people were threatened. The only "threat" is that TJHooker or Trump apologists/supporters might get a glimpse of what their politics could be leading to. It's worrisome and invites graphic warning.

No, it was a liquid retort.

Some of y'all are missing the mark of this thread.

If you press the SHIFT key on your keyboard, it capitalizes the first letter of the first word in a sentence.

Unless EV slows way down this week, which is the opposite of what typically happens, GA may get close to its 2014 total vote cast. We're 200k+ past the 2014 EV total.

Some people just like the idea of Hager, the long-haired son of a Texas legend. But put on the tape, he is bad a lot more often than he is good. Playing hard doesn’t mean anything if you’re playing stupid.

Take the loss, Pussies. And good game pokes. Your team played inspired tonight unlike ours... Until it was too late. We got Texas'd tonight. Clawed back in with a chance to win just to have that door slammed in our face. Fitting. Hager would be a beast if he actually tackled the ball carrier. Hell if just recognized who had the ball and got in front of them instead of shooting past them looking at the wrong guy, we would probably be the run D in the country. Refs sucked once again... The punt call was a joke. As were a couple others. But it wasn't the refs that cost us this one. This one was lost in multiple areas. _iaz running the defense while Orlando took an entire quarter to take a shit was one big reason. Orlando's ability to make adjustments at halftime is amazing. It's almost as amazing as his ability to wiff on what to expect from teams at the start. I think someone needs to teach him how to use the remote because obviously he's never watched game film on any opponent. At times his calls look genius, but guaranteed to be followed up with the WTF call shortly after. I swear this fucker is a gemini. Half Mike Ditka (generous), part Manny _ias. I don't recall ever seeing a team have so many big plays--HUGE plays--get called back over stupid penalties that are completely unnecessary... HERE IS LOOKING AT YOU, SENIORS. How can our seniors be this undisciplined. Unreal. So many Bonehead mistakes for a senior class. We do have heart and that Texas FIGHT we've been missing for a long time. One game at a time. This team is still ahead of where most of us thought it would be at the start of the season. It's a young team with plenty of room to grow (thank you jesus) I was still a little hesitant on Sam (gun shy), but after tonight, (for me) he is for real. I've never would've believed he could become a rock solid field General after last year. His turnaround has been unparalleled in school history. The wheel he hit tonight, for me, will rank high as one of the prettiest connections in school hostory. I never would have believed he could inprove his accuracy this much since last year. It makes me wonder if there wasn't a shoulder (or something) injury last year. Either way, Sam I Am! Herman. I still don't know what i think about him... He has the tools to be a great coach. But he can look completely clownish too often during games... I hope it's just lack of experience and he will find the grove between aggressive, smart, conservative, big, and sane. Hopefully each of these games are something he is learning from right along with the team... Overall he has been good for Texas and is laying the foundation Strong promised of mental and physical toughness our program is supposed to be built upon. On to the next... Hopefully this is the one where the team and the coaches show up for all 4 quarters and give us fans something to get excited about for the rest of the season and especially looking at next...

Yikes. Acho calling out Boyd

Possibly the worst thread ever. Seriously, go fuck your own face right now.

So they went 7-1 on the road in the playoffs against the Yankees, Astros, and Dodgers, with the only loss being in 18 innings... They're in the conversation for best team in MLB modern history.

Arian Foster and Travis Scott (for the olds, he's one of the biggest rappers today) in Houston with Beto.

Yeah but both sides, mobs not jobs, blah blah blah. And then when you call them on it they whine that you’re not getting them and are just alientating them even further. And they are going to whine and suck their thumbs and vote republican because youre being such a meany. Well here’s some words for you trumpkins. You will start being treated with respect when you stop worshiping evil shitheads doing evil shithead things like psychologically torturing young children because they’re others and brown and start acting like rational adults. Until then, expect the same disdain and disprespecful treatment that you deserve. I truly feel sorry for most of you because I have family members acting this way. In other words. Grow the fuck up and stop acting like children who didn’t get the dessert they wanted and are now throwing a hissy fit.

Acho isn't wrong. He's saying the same thing we are. As senior leaders, they fucking cost this team a loss in a small way by getting suspended for breaking team rules. He's absolutely right about it. Him being on a platform where he's supposed to promote the university, he probably should have just vented his frustration privately. Boyd isn't wrong also. Seems like Acho is fake to them at the facilities and then bad mouths them publicly. I'm sure it's pissed the players off. Regardless, Boyd being a fucking senior should also know better than to have public disputes with former alumni. Neither is wrong with their feeling/opinion, but both are fucking watermelon retards for fighting publicly like middle school girls.

Boyd doesn't understand accountability...it's why he was late to the meeting. Charlie recruited a bunch of front runners. I can be nice to someone and think they aren't good at what they do. Those things aren't mutually exclusive. If Boyd doesn't want to be criticized, he can show up on time and play better. It's really that simple.

This is a thread about the synagogue shooting, and everyone posting about Brisket hurting someone's feelings can fuck right off. It's like Michael Corleone bitching about that bastard son who banged Bridgette Fonda not dressing properly for Michael's getting the Sisters of Immaculate Mercy service award in Godfather III. When the real issue is that Godfather III sucked.

Ballots.

Stupid sips, when you enter Stark SEC Vegas and escape with a loss of less than three touchdowns, by gawd you got yourself a SEC West loss of the highest quality. One of our fine fightin’ Texum red ass aggy enjuneers will have it plastered on the wall by sundown, birtches.

Both sides, guys. The right engages in mass murder. The left is sometimes not decorous on the Internet. Both sides. Big problem.

Close thread. Chopper wins.

This thread sucks worse than Texas played last night.

It's me, the voter who will never vote for you telling you how to get my vote that you actually could never get!

The President doesn’t know how to close an umbrella.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. I don’t give a fuck about our record, just that we make it to Arlington, and win the fucking conference. Fuck the CFP. We would’ve been ass raped had we been matched up with a Clemson or Bama. Play Florida or some shit in the Sugar Bowl, win in dramatic fashion, and set things up for 2019.

When both defensive ends are constantly doing the same thing there are only two options. Either they are supposed to do it and therefore any issues should be blamed on the coaches or they are not doing what they're supposed to do all game long but the coaches don't ever take them out of the game, which should be blamed on the coaches. You should cry like a little bitch after a loss more.

Title is very aggy.

Based on FSU play, if they just waited one year they probably could have got Jimbo for less than $5m a year

This is a lie. The shooter said this was because of the congregation’s support for refugees in the caravan. You are a lying sack of shit and are a pustule on this planet. Actually, thanks for this. Anytime folks say that MAGidiots aren’t evil, I’ll just cite this. And for the idiots who think that our negative response here is about race - I don’t care if the shooter is white. I care that he’s a MAGidiot responding to the anti-brown and anti-Semitic dog whistles being blown - literally right now, on Fox - by the alt-right crowd. There is a war being waged against the “other.” The bombs are being sent. The bodies are stacking up. There’s no way this ends well. And do the MAGidiots slow their roll? Nope. They are punching the gas. It’s a matter of time before a taqueria or someplace similar gets shot up or blown up. We have bombs being sent, mosques burned down, Nazis running down pedestrians, synagogues being shot up....this is on you, you evil fucks. You stoked the fire, you own this. You are going to go down as some of the most contemptible people in American history. And you fucking know it, you’re just too cowardly to admit you are wrong. Evil coward. How fucking pathetic.

Please stop. There's already an entire thread about aggy. There's 1000+ pages that already prove they suck.