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no, he gets it 100%. anyone who watched that trump speech yesterday, understanding that he is the head of the republican party, and who has watched ted cruz completely bitch out in deference of trump cannot reasonably look at this situation as anything but. i think that's part of the reason that the hardcore trump supporters decry this place as a "lefty liberal circle jerk." it's so far from that. it's full of college educated, largely conservative or liberterian leaning posters who are largely successful in their lives who take a look at what he republican party has become in its support of trump and have collectively said "NOPE." but those who support the current version of the republican party have to square that support somehow. so they reflexively respond with some out of left field arguments and accusations of this place being a liberal safe space. it's more like an anti-trump breeding ground, but that's because reasonable people look at trump, his rhetoric, and republican capitulation to both of those things and simply cannot support it. so we're left with a bunch of unreasonable posters trying to rationalize the hateful irrational, and they are failing spectacularly, because it's an impossible task, so they resort to the ultimate "us vs them" argument, projecting their own need to be part of the R team against the backdrop of the rejection of the Trump Doctrine, which is basically "spew as much hateful divisive rhetoric against the wall as possible regardless of truth, and reject criticism of that strategy as lies and fake news." that doctrine is not sustainable. it simply is not.

Believe me, the rest of us feel the same about you.

We could call this the Surly Kids College Humblebrag Thread.

My kid remembered to put his shoes on before he left the house this morning...

This migrant caravan might be the greatest political idiot test I've ever seen. Anyone who spends more than 30 seconds worrying about it should be sterilized.

There is nothing more on brand for Republicans right now than creaming over an expose of the other side getting groceries and blankets for poor people.

I'm going to assume he was attempting humor? Because a real life Louisianan clearly wouldn't fuck up crayfish and craydad. Unless.....? Anyhow, voted for Beto today. Own multiple guns. Have never voted for a Democrat prior to today.

Well thats a damn shame...

All of me prefers none of them ever see one of their major sports make finals in their lifetime

We've got a gene pool and a gene pond. Gene pond would be good for y'all.

Don’t know whether to laugh or cry, we drove down from Round Rock to San Antonio yesterday to check into a hotel to attend the wife's cousin’s funeral in nearby Boerne this morning. Anyway, after a blah hotel breakfast and while getting ready to leave for said shuffleoff services, Mrs. Brat checked her phone again for the church address and she discovered that the funeral is actually scheduled for NEXT Friday! fml

Steve King: tricks a Holocaust memorial group into paying for a trip to Europe so he can meet with Nazis Beto: People associated with his campaign give some poor people some blankets Guess which one is causing more pearl clutching among the Surly Rs?

Everybody go to their meetings on time, ok?

Hamm is a fucking pussy. He has been quoted multiple times using racist, homophobic, and derogatory statements on twitter. From the Malik "boy" quote to his many comments on EJ calling him a "fag" or a "bitch", or a "fuc boi pizza delivery reporter", Hamm is anything but polite and he has reaped every once of the shit that he's sown. Hamm acting like he is above all this Surly aggression is the essence of hypocrisy.

"You know what's good to have on your fishin' boat - a derfibuhlater. You just gotta trust me on that."

Hamm, stop being a pussy bitch and come on the podcast. Might make me actually respect you a shred if you did. Your own aggy fanbase has turned on you! The entire athletic department doesn’t want you near college station. After sacrificing your wife and kids for aggy recruiting and steering kids towards them, they just fired you multiple times and left you hanging. Only one thing left buddy, come on the surly podcast tell the truth! Imagine all the attention you’ll get. I can see the twitter headlines now... “ Taylor Hamm.... exposing aggy cheating”. Do it Hamm!! No one fires the best in the business.... twice!!

The Republican party currently exists of two type of people: (1) ignorant, gullible morons like stros, and (2) selfish, power-hungry assholes who seek power by manipulating those in group (1) so that they can pursue their greedy or racists goals. One group knows it's a lie, but it's one that can gain them power so they continue to lie. The other group is too dumb to understand it's a lie, and it's a lie that they want to hear, so they eat up the bullshit with smiles on their faces (or really, faces of rage against "the other").

Just got done voting for Beto, hour+ wait at Cedar Park Library.

Even if Cohen DOES have a recording 60+% of white people will think, "Yeah, he's right. He's not supposed to say it, but he's right."

Sounds like everybody was king fu driving amirite!

I'd bet that Carl Sagan would have billions and billions of things to say too. Oh wait, he did: https://bigthink.com/paul-ratner/a-prophetic-1995-quote-from-carl-sagan-perfectly-describes-america-of-today

Then it was doomed from the start. Also, I fucked hamm's wife again last night.

Just to give you some idea about TVondres size. The little kid is 5'11 190.

I know we rip on the 9.95ers a lot, but Super K is flat getting it done the last few years. Pay this man @OnAComputer

Back when more practices were open to the public my dad used to attend and chat with Frank Denius. I remember several years ago they honored him and other veterans during a game, and his face was on the jumbotron, humbled so much at the recognition that he was weeping. Made me tear up. What a badass Longhorn.

Negged for passing on a story that is reported by an original obscure source, Logic Nation, that originated with proven unreliable source, James O'Keefe, who wikipedia describes below: You know all of this, so, like an amateur political operative operative, you without hesitation or a care in the world about your own integrity pass on what is likely a lie or distortion. Shameless actions for partisan reasons. Victory at all costs. Thanks for you contributions to American political discourse!

Right next to Ohio Haitian

I'll take any disagreement with you as a compliment.

Butterfinger pork ribs? Why not

I’m looking to drive people to the polls Tuesday. After multiple attempts to contact Beto’s campaign on this matter I spoke with the Travis Co Dem Party. -Show up at 6929 Airport Blvd Monday starting at 7am and get assigned as needed. Both as a driver and a caller.

DON'T FEED THE DEPLORABLE TROLLS.

These people are desperate not malicious. From your link: Looks like a dangerous man. Camo backpack. Clearly a dangerous combatant. They no doubt take the child to eat later. You don't need 14,000 full time soldiers armed and ready to fire if somebody throws a rock. Sure, beef up police like the Mexicans did. The Mexicans also took some in and arranged voluntary repatriation for others. Come to the US and you get the Nixon/Trump result. Another red-letter day for America. The forty percent will say they had it coming and invent the same absurd lie that the armed militia were trapped against a fence and in fear of their lives. Cue the Gap Kid. Open fire! Idiot World writ large.

In other news, Flake has sent a strongly worded text objecting to his wife’s demand that he pay for her and her trainer to go on a fuck fest trip to Cancun. With a burrowed brow he has nonetheless handed over his credit card and has agreed to drive them both to the airport.

Wage growth of 3.1% while overlooking inflation of 2.3%. Can I get a hell yeah for a less than 1% raise?? It's like another trump tax cut for everyone!! COSTCO MEMBERSHIPS ALL AROUND Edit: and I am being so shitty about this because I don't feel this economic and wage growth is worth one and a half trillion dollars of tax cuts to the wealthiest Americans and corporations. And the trump cuts are basically what's keeping our already strung out economy propped up

All right stop corroborate and listen.

I don’t believe you. Not any part of this.

What a completely spineless piece of shit. Anyone who supports him is anti-Texan. You support a Canadian who slurps the balls of a yankee con man who has to pay millions of dollars per hour to fuck a halfway decent- looking pornstar. Pretty sure that's textbook definition of a cuck. Texas doesn't want your kind

Obligatory “Fuck Jeff Flake”.