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I predict OP's mom will still be a whore

Fuck off with that bullshit. Do you even know what socialism is? I am so sick of these lazy and tired memes. Providing social services does not equal socialism. It isnt evil to provide basic fundamental services to your citizens like fire, police, school, roads, healthcare, etc. It also has absolutely fucking nothing to do with socialism and the economic system of workers owning and controlling the means of production, manufacturing and distribution. Providing basic fundamental services needed for a developed society and the quality of those services is the hallmark of any great society regardless of whether they are a capitalistic, socialist, or communistic driven economy.

Typhoon Mary's husband does a lot of international traveling for work. He was somewhere in Asia the last week or so. She and him have been fighting really badly for months but especially while he's gone, with her sending some pretty nasty emails to him. He's supposed to be home Friday evening. About 2:45am she texts my wife saying he never came home and she's starting to freak. He's not returning texts, emails, calls, anything. She thinks he flew home and then decided to go off the grid. Like he just couldn't take her and the fighting anymore and said fuck it, I'm out. Or perhaps he got kidnapped or abducted overseas? She, of course, has no idea where he is flying in from or what airline so she can't really check to see if his flight was canceled. Morning rolls around, no hubby. Lunch time, no word. She starts freaking out even worse. Calling his parents, getting everybody in an uproar. She's waiting until some arbitrary time on Saturday before she calls the cops to put out a missing persons report. Then Saturday night, out of nowhere, dude shows up. Typhoon Mary had the day wrong the whole time.

He won't have to burn it down. Like everything else aggy, it will collapse due to poor design and decision making.

Watson’s gone. Fuck!

I was not a midterm voter because it never really mattered to me. White, educated, young, healthy. As Louis CK says "You couldn't even hurt my feelings." What's the worst that can happen if a vote doesn't go my way? Nothing. Because every way is 'my way.' This election cycle just made it to where I see how many people are abused by the system, how rigged the system is, how much certain people are shit upon, and who is responsible for that shitting. So for the first time I felt like I had to vote, and I would have voted D this cycle if it was virtually anyone on earth running.

The correct action is to panic and talk shit about the coaching staff for 10 pages.

Comey can join Jeff Flake on Fuck Off Island.

You look at Texas Tech over there and it's just all about the tradition of the whole town of Lubbock smelling like cow shit when the wind blows in the from the West.

When I told my dad my daughter was volunteering on Election Day, he started in on Antifa and how I needed to warn her about them or maybe even not let her go. Because they might show up at a courthouse in a quiet midsize town in Alabama. I kind of smarted off and told him she’s probably in more theoretical danger from crazy Trumpkin mail bombers or racist ultra right wing shooters. Since Antifa hasn’t actually killed anyone and wouldn’t be interested in a hippie liberal 16 year old girl. He got quiet for a second and changed the subject to her upcoming National Honor Society induction. I didn’t shout him down but prior to Trump I would have just let those comments go. But the last 3-4 months have pushed me to no longer sacrifice my beliefs for feminine politeness. I won’t steal someone’s hat or spit on someone or even shout at them. But I’m done smiling and nodding while people - even friends and family - spout lies and hate. Dead people in a synagogue and almost 20 mail bombs. Silence and tolerance for people who spread the lies that inspire such is something I can no longer tolerate.

Thanks to Zavala for showing my dumb ass how to post this. As you can see in the below pic that I paused the second his knee hit the ground we already got the first down and it was spotted 2 yards behind this and then sam "didn't get" the first down either. Shitty fucking big 12 refs are shitty. fuck ou.

My guess is she is on the board of Jimbo's "charity" so he can pay her for the dirty shit she does for his football team. He's laundering money to be used to recruit players to Texas a&m. Seems legit.

Being a visitor on this board and living up in Okieland wanted to thank you guys for sharing the Beto message! Showed my wife the On The Road Again ad last night and she hit the donate 50.00 after already having bought me a Beto t-shirt! Hope Beto kicks Ted's ass tomorrow!!!!!! TED.........

Yeah, America’s been a real failure since the Johnson Administration. All we did was outlast communism, maintain and grow the world’s biggest economy, invent the personal computing industry, invent the Internet, run the fucking world, and spend five decades prospering at a level that no other nation has ever experienced in the history of the world. WELFARE RUINED EVERYTHING.

my parents, my in-laws, and my oldest son are all voting tomorrow. 5 more for Beto

My wife is voting tomorrow morning; hasn't had a chance to early vote and she's off tomorrow. Chalk up another vote for Beto, and another who had never voted in the midterms

Ya know, I was down in the pilot's ready room pouring coffee for the flyboys, in the Navy we call 'em aviators, and got to jawing. They admire my service to the country and education. I think of myself as something of a leader to these young men. They don't even know about my collegiate athletic background. Think how much they'd admire me and let even more into their elite circle if I were actually enlisted! Anyway, they agree with me about the circle jerking lib cabal...uh...we're break-...up...int-rnet...oblems. Per-ian ulf...angerous...di-nt vo-.. or Trump!...

Yah mo be high turnout either way

Can't we all just admit no one knows wtf is going to happen? Current polling methods are completely outdated.

Not a single person has accused you of anything close to that you lying pussy.

Talked about that with the kids at dinner last night. The concept of "somewhere" people vs. "anywhere" people. I think the psychology of that is fascinating, and makes sense (discussion below is in the British context, but the psychology translates). https://mikefrost.net/people-somewhere-vs-people-anywhere/

I don't predict outcomes. I have no idea what this crazy electorate will do or why. In this case, I'm glad there is at least one candidate of conviction and integrity on the ballot, Beto. For the first time maybe ever, I felt like I was in a Frank Capra movie when I voted straight Dem. Up or down, I feel great about that vote. I don't care to vote for another robo-candidate specially packaged to be vague and pandering. Both sides churn them out in droves by either squeezing the individuality out of candidates or choosing vanilla Halloween masks in the first place. I need to have a vote I can get behind with full mind and heart. I'm revolted by my country at the moment. I'm disgusted with the face of our government at the moment. Beto is right on the issues, and he's the kind of man/candidate we need in larger numbers from all over the spectrum. Some glimmer of light would be nice in this Brisket World of darkness.

Don’t know whether to laugh or cry, we drove down from Round Rock to San Antonio yesterday to check into a hotel to attend the wife's cousin’s funeral in nearby Boerne this morning. Anyway, after a blah hotel breakfast and while getting ready to leave for said shuffleoff services, Mrs. Brat checked her phone again for the church address and she discovered that the funeral is actually scheduled for NEXT Friday! fml

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I didn't turn out for on a regular basis, especially in the last 2 decades. Complacency and apathy were the result of feeling my vote didn't matter. They were all politicians, they were all crooked, they were all in the pockets of the special interests and corporations. Some just wore red ties, and other wore blue. They all slung mud at each other, and all came across as disingenuous liars set only on obtaining office for their own interests, not mine. I think more than anything, that last part is why Beto has stirred me. He has espoused a message of unity, compromise to benefit everyone as much as possible. He hasn't reverted to the scare tactics. He wants Texas to lead in finding solutions, not cowering from the problems. I too think Beto wins. And if he doesn't, then at least he has reinvigorated those of us who felt passed by by legislators who paid us lip service, but were puppets for much larger, greedier interests. I, like many of you, have donated both money and time to a candidate for the first time. I see others rising up around me to do the same and feel maybe our vote does still count, it just needs leadership, organization and focus. Not only Beto, but MJ, Gillum, Abrams and others are standing up and running. We aren't beaten down into submission by the lobbyists, we are rising up and retaking our system. Maybe a new party arises from this, maybe on old one is rebuilt to be better. Either way there has been an awakening and things are going to change. In the state of Texas the Dem system needs to be rebuilt, new blood needs to bring new fresh ideas and tactics. For a long time the Dem party here has basically given up, put placeholders in for statewide offices. But that is going to change. The Dems of Texas need to use this campaign by Beto to re-energize. To rebuild for the future. Truly grass roots. Like Brisket thinks, maybe it is too late, but I hope it is not.

The GOP is the party of hate and fear and voter disfranchisement. "Fake Patriots and Fake Christians!" That should be the GOP Motto if there was any truth in advertising. I'll take goofy liberal ideologues whose biggest sin is pushing fiscally non-workable projects, but who are willing to work within the Constitution framework, to the party of racist and homophobic hate mongers who unabashedly try to stifle legitimate citizen voting. And you don't get fiscal responsibility with those non-liberal assholes. But with those liberal assholes you at least get non-deplorable human beings, even with some moon-mean unworkable ideas. They want to do good things, even when they are a bridge too far. The GOP is now just spewing various brands of hatred and spreading fear for the sole purpose of retaining power. For power's sake. Or to hate on gays and browns and Mooslims and the people who want to take our jobs while raping the wommins and making them dance with Negroes. Fuck them all in their black hearts. And fuck those too stupid to see it.

You are a fucking moron

“The old bull says to the young bull, ‘let’s WALK down there, and fuck ALL of ‘em.’”

I Hook em those Longhorns and and very proud of The Texas University! I support the Ex’s of Texas and hope to share the joy of education! The cow with big horns is a idol of mine! I am most certainly not a Texas Aggie which I prove my listing my glorious Hookem credentials!

Fortunately, most commits are not as flighty as our fans after a couple of losses.

I'll just leave this here. It needs to be reminded

And that guy was Ted Cruz.

At least it makes some sense to whore yourself out to a real business that provides jobs as opposed to providing a $ billion whoring yourself out to the NFL

If you were truly pro-life then you would never vote R again in your life. The best way to get of abortion is through education (abstinence-only is proven to be extremely ineffective), safe sex (access to contraception), and access to healthcare - none of which the GOP wants to fund.

pasta with fried meyer lemon, mediterranean and fresno chiles, arugula, garlic and hazelnuts

He spent the last two months at home with the wife. Ready to get back to work lol

Spoiler: We’re gonna be desperate.

Blake Gideon to do the coin flip, which he will drop prematurely.