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I'm about to head to my polling station to put in my ballot for Beto. I'm wearing my Humans against Ted Cruz shirt and my Iraq and Afghanistan Veteran hat. I seriously hope someone tries to come at me with some bullshit. I'm not in the mood for fuck-fuck games today.

How about this, @OatmealRaisinCookie. You know what my daughter says when I ask her, "Who are the police?" She answers, without fail, "They're the people who take Mommy away." The reason she says that is because the police took Mommy away. The reason she didn't get Mommy back was a direct result of changes in policy that Trump implemented. My children were asking me "When is Mommy coming home?" and, after spending countless hours trying to call every lawyer in town, who reassured me with things like, "Well, with Trump in the White House, who knows?" -- to a man, every single lawyer I spoke with said some variation on that theme -- I could only tell my children, "I don't know." I've been through some shit, my fellow Surly motherfuckers. And no shit even compares to what that time of my life was like. It is easily the worst few days of my life. And THIS kind of shit's still happening, you see? Remember the halcyon days of the 1990s when the GOP was the party of "family values?" Trump is the leader of "break-up-your-family values." If you support Trump, then you oppose my children having their mother, and you oppose me being with my wife. That is what you believe in. It's why you voted for him and stand behind him, right? Those darn brown-skinned people and their anchor babies? You haven't even stopped with that; you are even threatening my childrens' citizenship. If they are not citizens of the USA, then what godforsaken country are they citizens to? This is the only country they know, the country they were born in. So, you asked. There is my answer. That is what happened in my life. It is because of Trump doing what his supporters asked him to do. It is a horrible thing to want to have happen to someone's family. It happened to mine. And if you can read this and remain unmoved, or even go so far as to think "serves ya right," or any of the other idiotic catch-phrases Trump supporters like to barf out on their keyboards, then go fuck yourself.

I am proud of Beto. I am proud of that first debate where Cruz couldn't muster up anything nice to say about Beto, and he called him on it. I'm proud to do the work I did and I'm proud of the work everyone did on his campaign. I have no regrets. For the first time in my adult life, I feel like I did all I could for my candidate, and that's something to be proud of.

Beto had better win. I just quit my job since we're all going to be socialists now and that means I don't have to work but they still gotta pay me. Hopefully they will assign me a nice house and wife.

And they say he isn’t a real Mexican.

Open borders: No candidate has that on their platform. None. Someone made that up and suckered you into believing it. Abolishing ICE: See open borders ^^^ It's not on the platform, it is not an idea has been taken seriously by any Dem. Socialized medicine: If you are a veteran, like I am, you've been the recipient of socialized medicine. It isn't perfect but given the task, it works well. I work with tons of retired military officers who served their 20+ and have moved on to the private sector. It's funny how they all opt for using TriCare and opting out of the company provided health insurance and then they bitch and moan about the Dems idea of socialized medicine, which is the exact care they currently covet. Pro-Abortion: We won't agree on this but I can respect your ideas. My opinion is that there's a gap of time between a woman getting pregnant and the by-product becoming a viable child. Before that time I don't care what happens to that cluster of cells. After that time, well... it's a child.

Just voted. Medium sized line, lots of olds. It was very disheartening to see fully 70% of the races were Republicans running unopposed. I wrote in Nick Saban for all of those. Voted for Walt Maddox and voted no to putting the Ten Commandments on state property (the Roy Moore amendment), no to fetus personhood/outlaw abortion, and no to eliminating special elections for vacant seats (the no more Doug Jones amendment). Go vote!

Fuck you both.

I will say that I've never felt better about casting a vote than I did for Beto. I usually vote because I'm supposed to, or because one is the lesser of two evils, and so on. But I was actually proud to vote for Beto. I think he's got a bright future no matter what happens tonight. Now let's get to it...

Imagine an exact midpoint between Traylon Shead and Earl Campbell.

Damn who's cutting onions. https://twitter.com/MSNBC/status/1059828415145095169?s=19

Hahaha fuck Beto

Move to California then you fucking pussy.

This Texan says go fuck yourself

In other important news and a slight break from the politics, Andrew Jones just checked into the basketball game for Texas.

If we somehow blow the Adimora recruitment to Herm Edwards, I'll get a giant dog (rottweiler, mastiff) and train him to shit all over my floors and furniture.

My social circle is Collin and Dallas counties, all part of what most on this board dismiss as backwards fundamentalist Christian types (church of Christ). I'd guess about 75% of our circle went Beto. Including my wife and I.

Thankfully no one gives a shit what your opinion is

Prior to entering the NFL, Davenport allegedly broke into the dorm room of a Barry University woman and defecated in a laundry basket on April 1, 2002.A woman sleeping in the room told police she was startled by a strange grunting sound and observed Davenport in a squatted position, evacuating his bowels and voiding into a laundry hamper in her closet. In a plea bargain, his felony charge of second-degree burglary and misdemeanor count of criminal mischief were dropped in exchange for his completing 100 hours of community service. Davenport maintained his innocence after the hearing, demanding outside of the courthouse, "Where's the evidence? Where's the manure? I know I didn't do it – I just wanted to get it over with." During his career, Davenport was given the nicknames "Dookie" and "The Dump Truck."While playing for the Packers, a portable commode was placed inside of his locker during training camp as a rookie hazing prank, and a spirited letter writing campaign to the Green Bay team equipment manager asked in jest that he be issued jersey Number Two for practice

Yeah, the most offensive part of that article is calling "y'all" ungrammatical. Fight me.

Hahaha. God damn. At this point, there’s nothing left to do but laugh. These fuckers are so stupid and so brainwashed that they will actually fall for that shit. If Trump took the stage and started bitching about the evils of the Second Amendment and the gradual erosion of Roe v. Wade, the whole crowd would switch from regressive conservativism to rabid liberalism at light speed. It would be hilarious and terrifying to watch. His base literally believes in nothing except whatever Trump is saying NOW. Orwell was a prophet.

Well let's not go suckin each others dicks quite yet.

If I squint my eyes enough, it looks like we're in a dogfight against Duke.

We take care of everything else, we're gonna have to handle this shit too.

Everyone loves my avatar, no matter how good or bad Todd Orlando does.

Typical He gets mad because Beto's childhood nickname given to him by his neighborhood peeps, but when told about Cruz trying to be more white by calling himself "Ted" that same poster all of a sudden doesn't have an issue and makes an excuse. Cruz doesn't even speak Spanish. Cruz REFUSED to campaign to Hispanics in ANY area of Texas And no where did Beto "pretend" he was Mexican. That's your ignorant dumb ass believing that. Fuck outta here.

Wife and I just cast our votes for Beto!

Republicans nightmare.

Me and my girl are going to drive from Lubbock to Manhattan, KS for the Tech-KSU game. She has family in Wichita and is from Lawrence and Tech is playing USC in basketball Monday night in a tourney type game in Kansas City. So we are going to leave in a rental on Thursday, work our way up, and fly back Tuesday. The earlier the kickoff, the earlier we leave. We haven't been dating that long and she has an eight year old son, so this will be our first real alone time away from her kid. She's also quite a bit younger than me and I may have out kicked my coverage. So I plan to tap it as many times as possible in that window. I don't know if it's going to work out, so I'm going to strike while the iron is hot, so to speak. So the sooner the kickoff time is announced, the sooner I can start planning, and the better I can coordinate and maximize the action. So that's why I hate the six day window

No shit. You’re an uninformed, simple minded, bigoted, mental midget.

I appreciate Oatmeal coming more and more out of the closet as just another right-wing troll idiot. Always good to drop facades as some kind of well-intentioned, good-faith centrist moderate. We're at the literally-posting-stuff-from-the-Hillary-thread level. RAHOWA in 6 months.

That’s fine. Wilson, Zach Smith, Urban Meyer, and Ohio State can all go fuck themselves.

His hops and reach remind me of Rick Barnes

Just helped a woman in Santa Fe who couldn't operate the voting machines and spoke only Spanish at a precinct that didn't have any Spanish-speaking poll workers. So she's going to vote, and she wouldn't have been able to otherwise. Feels good, man--feels good.

And you suck sick for meth and get knock off jerseys tailored. (Jerseys are for children) And you fantasize about shooting migrant women and children. I’m THRILLED a disgusting person like you thinks I’m a “weirdo”. Eat shit.

How do I tell my 77 year old that Trump's getting impeached? Because after tonight, it begins.

At least the story had a happy ending?

There are actually five, but they are choosing to only use 3 of them.

it's like you don't even follow college football you stupid t-sip, look here first A&M almost beat Clemson at Kyle this year, so you move that game away from the pressure of the home crowd and to Clemson Stadium and give Kellum Mond another year under Jimbo Fisher and that right there becomes a W then Alabama will tell you then no one played them as tough as A&M did this past September meaning A&M will be IN THEIR HEADS next year and the game moves from Tuscaloosa to Kyle FIeld, you combine those two things and boom, another W Georgia, that game will be over before it even starts. They have been dreading having to play A&M for however many years A&M has been in the SEC, that kind of psychological mind game paired with Jimbo Fisher will be too much for them to overcome Lastly LSU, I can't even take you seriously saying that's an L. LSU has never beaten a Jimbo FIsher coached Texas A&M Aggie football team, why would you expect that to start?

so if he gained 100 lbs and stopped showering you'd fuck him?

I predict OP's mom will still be a whore