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Please keep your fuckhead Brando and dumbass sooner Tilman for big 10 and pac 12 games. Sincerely, Fuck you.

As promised, here are some of my pictures from last night's Armed Forces Classic. I hope they convey what made this such a special event. That's Shaka's wife in the stands. She is a lovely person. Cheers.

As much humor as I find in Trump's clumsy, grunting folly, what he put out today about California is a disgrace that is almost as astonishingly amazing as its willingness to be tolerated. People's property, dreams and futures are destroyed. Thousands will wake up in shelters not knowing what, where or who to turn to next. Americans burned alive in their cars trying to flee on the last routes that could be advised to them by evacuation experts. In the clearest definition, this is horror -- intimate and individual atrocities of eternal consequence. Horrors suffered by Americans. The President chose to hurl partisan insults at their state leadership. Insults that aren't even grounded in truth or reality in the first place. Ideological misunderstandings never go away. But how there is anyone capable of seeing that as anything other than twisted, sick and disgraceful is a mystery to me. The rest of us can only find our own ways to help, be kind to or find something productive to do for them. We can't rely upon the President to take the lead on that. We can only hope they aren't informed about what he actually said from a thousand miles away until a few days later. His indifference, absence and detachment from their plight is likely the most productive gesture he can provide them at the moment. So thank you for that, Mr. President, I guess.

Once again, the president is deeply mired in another existential bout of emotional deterioration. This time he's unraveling without conscience or awareness of how absurd he looks. Instead of visiting a war memorial, he's going to get on Twitter and shit on California for having a natural disaster. The elections, the crimes in NY, the mocking of that wad of meat he appointed to interim AG and the fact that black women are allowed to ask him perfectly valid questions has him rattled and bitter. And he's raining down diarrhea on his own country from France because he has to be there probably because Putin wants him there. When he returns home the only welcome he'll get will be rude questions about him being an unindicted co- conspirator accomplice to a third rate, dildo lawyer over payments about sluts and a tabloid jerkoff named Pecker. He's not enjoying it. At all. I am, though. A lot.

love that Trump's bullshit surprise-power-shake move has been co-opted and his old, fat, feeble, non-exercising ass gets cucked by French midgets

Look at these bitter old men who never contributed anything positive to public life, bitching about a 20-something bartender who got herself elected to Congress.

Yeah, but the Canadian probably knows how to use an umbrella.

I prefer Cadet Bone Spurs. No way that fuck is even an officer of the draft dodger regiment.

He sounds like one of my kids writing a report on WWI: World War I was a really bad war. It took place all over the world. A lot of people died. It makes me sad to think that a lot of people died.

turnovers count. they are plays made by the defense the same as a receiver catching a ball and breaking a tackle is making a play. they aren't fucking flukes.

Oh fuck off. This team isn't good so take a fucking win when you can get them.

Texas beats all Texas opponents on schedule for the first time since 2009

This will never be topped for absolute wide-out-in-the-fucking-open brazenness:

Dotard is the clear winner for nicknames. Best thing that little fucker has ever done.

The conversations among his operatives over the self-created quagmire of not being able to attend a 100 year anniversary of one of the most brutal and heinous wars ever fought must've been like taking an acid trip in church. "Well, he's gonna have to be there considering the optics of other world leaders, even an old lady, will be there but he won't." "No big deal. The conditions being detrimental to the helicopter would make it dangerous. We can't risk the leader of the free world. People get that." "Yeah, but everyone else is there." "Man, that fucking hair is complicated and makes other shit complicated. I'm so tired of the hair math. What's the upside to that goddamn hair anyway?" "Don't start whining about the fucking hair again, Steve. The hair is what it is. Whatever it is." "What if he wears a hat? Just get him a hat. The white USA hat." "It's a memorial. At some point he'll have to take it off in reverence to some war bullshit. He can't remove a hat on television. That's day one shit that we all know. In those conditions that coif will look like a battlefield." "Fucking hair!" "Steve!"

you weak little children who support this president throwing a temper tantrum in his room because he's having a bad day

I thought you said you had some inside info.

This is the game that Texas loses the last 4 years. I'll take it. Our defense flat out sucks. That's life. They'll get some turnovers but we finally have an offense that can win these games.

Because it's badass.

Ah, little moron Dbeasy got his feelings hurt because he's a cunt who can't enjoy a win after years of Texas losing these kinds of games.

No you fuck off, you idiot, you.

*Posts retarded thing* *people roast retarded thing that he posted* *gets upset*

Take the Loss Pussy.

While I agree with the call in some context, I'd say there's a 100 percent chance that, if a Texas player had done the same, targeting would've been "confirmed" and the Longhorn would've been ejected.

That label and those words do not necessarily apply to everyone who voted for Trump. Each and every one of them absolutely and and unequivocally applies to anyone who supports Trump at this juncture, however. This includes the Trump apologists as well as the full throated Trump supporting morons.

Won a raffle the other night, gonna open this one once my kid is born in February!

What a despicable piece of shit. Fuck every single cunt defending this son of a bitch. Die you fat motherfucker.

Doing the 247 posters' questions in all caps really brings across the tard-y screaming vibe I've always thought of them having.

Everything he knows about WWI he learned in the last 48 hrs.

As my dad has always said, nothin' good ever happens on the Caprock. Tonight something good did happen. We won. To read this board you'd think Coach Bro crushed us 70-2 while infecting the Texas skies with a cloud of Axe Body Spray.

I’m not. I just can’t stop laughing at their pathetic asses. They just can’t figure out why being contemptible makes them subject to contempt. It’s like watching a monkey try to figure out how to work a phone.

Shut the fuck up you loser.

2017 motto: 1-0......Starts 0-1 2018 motto: Finish......Give up lead or lose in the 4th quarter numerous times. Can I suggest next year’s motto be “Don’t win a NC”

Bold prediction: we will give up a first drive td and late game lead

If it drives off Watson and his skills and that potential Grayson pipeline, not worth it.

I will gladly admit that I am prejudiced towards those who still support the dotard. Anyone who does is either dishonest, unintelligent, or bigoted. Usually some combination of the three. There is no other option anymore. There is no more excuse for supporting such and incompetent, vile human being who embarrasses our country every single day.

Fuck these announcers

One time Obama saluted while holding coffee. Frankly, he's lucky he wasn't impeached.

The prequel trilogy IS the A&M of the Star Wars universe

My phone died at the game, so mercifully, you did not have to suffer through any more of my updates. That was easily one of the most fun sporting events I have ever attended. The incredibly small scale of it, coupled with the military angle, made it truly unique. I sat amongst the player's families and Shaka's wife, which was really fun. Everyone was so friendly and appreciative that we were there. Seeing the game so close-up was fascinating, as I could hear all of their comments from the bench. I will post pictures tomorrow. Cheers.