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Michelle Herman has no activity on her twitter since September, but she does have a new favorite quote on her profile...

Nobody fucking cares about your fucking rep

New Courtney Leigh ( Smith) post: https://www.facebook.com/1239003678/posts/10218751230232063/

This idiot doesn't even know he's getting trolled in these DMs and he's still responding.

You look at Iowa State over there and it's all about the tradition of...hold on, let's all just stop and appreciate her again

First he's gonna shit. Then he's gonna kill us!

Not sure how you can have video quality this bad in 2018 but cool video nonetheless

I don't know whether I'm negging you for pigeonholing Freddie Mercury into being gay or for comparing him to this delusional no-talent worthless piece of shit. Freddie Mercury was a genius and one of the first victims that helped a silent epidemic become a worldwide cause for activism. I would hope you're better than that.

“Injury update is on my phone, let me read it... Ok. Cool. Hook em. Oh shit, that’s the wrong page...”

Texas now officially plays UGa at least as often as anm does.

FWIW, my cousin who died of a marijuana overdose thought you were a good poster.

I see SlenderMan made the trip as well.

his wife was so tired of fucking him that she decided to contract it out to a pro, but he ended up only getting a foot-rub.

My wife is Sand Aggy. She gives zero fucks about football and I don't think she even ever went to a game while she was in school. Still, she's going to root for Tech and annoy the shit out of me for 3 hours 5 hours during the game just because. So I come up with this brilliant idea: I bet her $20 that Tech is going to win. She spent the entire game talking shit to me every time Texas scored and was rooting for the Horns the whole time. Best $20 I ever spent.

Dear Aggieland faithful, I was in the beautiful College Station this weekend for the big SEC matchup. Being a Rebel, I understand the great importance and joy of tailgating and I would like to thank your school and her fans for easily the best road trip in my short years as a follower of SEC football. Me and my friends arrived early to set up our tailgate in your hallowed ground. I clumsily set out my stakes to mark my spot when a fine, upstanding Aggie gentleman informed me that I had erroneously staked out ground meant for other tailgaters. His courteous nature and swift bludgeoning hammer gently made clear my mistake. After several blows, I was able to correct my error and the kind gentleman and I shared several drinks in the spirit of fine Southern bonhomie. After the game, I was graciously well tended to by Kyle Field's fine medical team and never once heard any gloating or any arrogance from the fine people of THE flagship Texas university. I look forward to many return trips to the Station and her fine medical facilities. All my best to the greatest fans in the country, An Old Miss Junior

I hope she's got major pussy-breath when being sworn in, and blows it all over Pence. On second thought, he wouldn't recognize the scent anyway. No way he's gone downtown on "Mother", or anybody else for that matter. Well, maybe an occasional guy behind the Chevron station, but that's beside the point.

Wow glad you cleared that up, everyone seemed really interested

Acting like California is some kind of bombed out hellscape is pretty silly. LA has a great quality of life if you've got the cash that an NFL career and a cushy SC-football-alum-network provided post-football job will give you. Plus he grew up there.

Urban

hipbone. sigh.

You bring up an interesting point. Could Oscar Giles successfully handle his own recruitment? I’m going to assume “no”, so this will be interesting to watch.

If Herman can bust nuts in Iowa State trainees, snort coke off a strippers ass, & attempt to square up coach mullet at the 50, I don’t see why Major can’t come home. All he did is penetrate one plump big booty Mexican chick in San Antonio, who hasn’t?

There's a guy who wears tailored Chinese made Texans jerseys who will be first in line for that, title or no title.

I hope Tom is not hoping Todd Orlando comes to his defense. Not happening.

He'll post here about his rep...

About a year ago I picked up this beauty from foster care roughly 7 weeks after Amber, my best pal for 16 years, passed away. She had been discovered on a construction site, emaciated and with a litter of pups. All of which died due to malnutrition. When I met the foster family they told me her story and how she had been returned several times because she was just too sad and timid to connect with anyone. Without a thought I said I'd take her, knowing she needed an experienced dog owner who would commit to her recovery. Luna has come a long way, to say the least. Still have to pick her up to put her in the car, but she is very well behaved, loves to play with kids, other dogs, and anyone who will chase her.

Is it okay if I still want to believe Tom and Michelle were snorting coke off of stripper tittays?

Exactly. We lose to Cal all the time too.

You lick what you can’t snort. Go ahead and lick your mirror. I’m sure that’s just as fun.

Keep scheduling SEC teams except A&M because fuck them.

I like the part of mixing Gatorade and vodka. Even when partying Herman is staying hydrated because he’s leading by example.

That makes sense. Because really, Hook’em 🤘 bookends any convo well. I have AIDS you should get tested Hook’em 🤘 sorry your dog died Hook’em 🤘 did you pick up bread at the grocery store Hook’em 🤘

i'm going to set up a script so all posts about rep get sent to you via text message to your cell phone

Yes....now this bitch is pop'n

We have two: the basketball forum and politics

you two assholes can go suck a stubby, spray-tanned orange cock.