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I'm just glad Urban Meyer has his memory back so he can clearly recall this supposed incident never happened.

What's hilarious to me is that you find many folks here who would have lit their hair on fire if Obama did not lay a wreath at the Tomb of the Unknown soldier!!! Yet nary a peep about Trump skipping not one, but two major military memorial events, because of... fear of wet hair. That's the only bad thing about the change to Surly as it's not as easy to see and point out thoses that were/are completely full of shit in their moralizing. Now let's be clear I would be ripping the shit out of ANY President who acts the way Trump does, Obama, Clinton, Reagan or whoever. that's because my principles and judgements do not hinge ONLY upon the letter behind a politician's name. It is truly amazing to me how the oh so delicate snowflakes saw so much bad in Obama to criticize, while at the same time excusing endless stupidity and immorality by Trump. It's nearly the perfect definition of hypocrisy.

Fox News will be debuting "Lazy Eyewitness News" by the end of January.

Droopy Sarah is leaving???? Have fun spending your blood money at Lane Bryant and the outlet mall and The Golden Corral, you maleficent, sour faced cormorant. I hope your kids grow up to be hipster liberals and you have to spend your free time listening to your dad wheeze and tell jokes. Finally, I hope no decent hair salon will ever let you book another appointment and you’re forced to go to Fantastic Sam’s for haircuts and use color from a box for the rest of your life. And wear only Wet & Wild makeup. (You can wish terrible things on people without being violent or disgusting or crossing the line with regards to physical harm.)

This is honestly stupid and won’t be funny. I’m all for chaos, but this guy’s not entertaining. It’s also inviting a bunch of fucking mouthbreathers who support his dumb ass to show up here and further smear shit all over the boards.

You'd think they would have plenty of guys that knew how to take care of that.

Macron should respond to that tweet with an “Ok. Cool. Hook em.”

That makes sense. Because really, Hook’em 🤘 bookends any convo well. I have AIDS you should get tested Hook’em 🤘 sorry your dog died Hook’em 🤘 did you pick up bread at the grocery store Hook’em 🤘

"These Mens Size 14's were made for walkin'." Sarah Huckabee Sanders -- 2018

I'm hearing that we're back in the running with Wilson. He really likes all of the shady shit that Smith accused Herman of doing. He's still probably going to OSU, but if Herman can get caught trying to cover up abuse scandals or maybe running some kind of homeless person fight club ring, he might be able to land Wilson.

Nobody fucking cares about your fucking rep

"Did you hear that Spike Lee died today?"

By name? Or just Hello, sex toys.

Dear Aggieland faithful, I was in the beautiful College Station this weekend for the big SEC matchup. Being a Rebel, I understand the great importance and joy of tailgating and I would like to thank your school and her fans for easily the best road trip in my short years as a follower of SEC football. Me and my friends arrived early to set up our tailgate in your hallowed ground. I clumsily set out my stakes to mark my spot when a fine, upstanding Aggie gentleman informed me that I had erroneously staked out ground meant for other tailgaters. His courteous nature and swift bludgeoning hammer gently made clear my mistake. After several blows, I was able to correct my error and the kind gentleman and I shared several drinks in the spirit of fine Southern bonhomie. After the game, I was graciously well tended to by Kyle Field's fine medical team and never once heard any gloating or any arrogance from the fine people of THE flagship Texas university. I look forward to many return trips to the Station and her fine medical facilities. All my best to the greatest fans in the country, An Old Miss Junior

Crossbow 2: Unmathallegadoo

Apparantly one of the airline crew was able to give a description of the pilot of the alien craft to the authorities, its pretty chilling, spoilered for obvious reasons. The end may be near.

Reaching out today.

It's not a curse if it's a choice and being a fucking dickhead shitbag is a choice.

This thread is about the hurt feelings and powerlessness of bitter old men

kind of a performance art thing he has going on. inquiring about the illegality of libel in the middle of a libelous Twitter rant.

What's there not to buy? Smith tweeted the screenshot of the conversation. You're a complete idiot if you think he's going to use a text generator to fabricate a text where Tom just says "OK. Cool Hookem!" . A fabricated conversation is 500% more likely to say " Hey bro don't tell anyone about all the cocaine and whores. K Thanks"

This reads like it was written by a 75 year old aggy.

That’s Marvelous

Heard he sucker punched a water polo player.

Jackie's husband's brains were on her jacket and she still made it to the inauguration of his successor.

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No goalpost moving. Stick with your original topic -- you fucking lied about the video being doctored. Then you lied about how it was doctored. Now you're trying to move on to something else. Fuck off, troll.

Here comes a tariff on french fries.

Texas has a better SEC east schedule than aggy. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

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who wouldn't. I mean Tom and Michelle sound like a Longhorn party and a Longhorn party don't stop. it's happening.

Super K also just made a post that Noah Cain is trending strongly to Texas.

I, too, miss those halcyon days of yore that I was not alive during (and indeed my parents or grandparents weren't alive during), but to which I attribute unassailable ideals and infallible altruistic actions based on my understanding and assumptions of how things and people were then, particularly in contrast to this modern hell of a society where I insist on focusing only on the worst parts of it and then expand that to characterize the entire society.

But some guy named "Goo Punch" on SurlyHorns said he sucks!

Doc, can't you see the man needs help? Put the Hippopotamus oath to use and help that damned fool

I'm cool with the redhead chick being down for eating ass, pussy and being a whore. I do not, kinds sirs, discriminate.

Worrying where conservative Twitter went would be like if there was a homeless man who came and vigorously masturbated outside of your office window around lunchtime every day and you went looking for him when he didn't show up one day.

FWIW, my cousin who died of a marijuana overdose thought you were a good poster.

At this rate he'll only have the A&M Board of Regents to pull from by then end of 2018.

Arrivederci, you fat cunt