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Zach Smith, IMO.

You'd think they would have plenty of guys that knew how to take care of that.

Is it Leal?

Oh god. You’re going to fall for Flake again aren’t you, Hugo? JUST LEAVE HIM!!! HE WILL NEVER STOP HURTING YOU!

Looks like Avenatti is going to have to register as a Republican

When in doubt, trust Mike Leach: As his team raced onto the field, he gazed into the stands filled with screaming fans and wondered about the several thousand "cadets" from Texas A.&M. clustered in one end zone. They wear military uniforms and buzz cuts, holler in unison and stand at attention the entire game. "How come they get to pretend they are soldiers?" he asked. "The thing is, they aren't actually in the military. I ought to have Mike's Pirate School. The freshmen, all they get is the bandanna. When you're a senior, you get the sword and skull and crossbones. For homework, we'll work pirate maneuvers and stuff like that."

The Vic Mackey Bat Signal

Well the car tagged the friend first.

It doesn't even have to be contentious or hostile. When the president is speaking to you one on one and says "some democrats go in vote, walk out to their car, change hats and walk back in and vote again ..." you just simply ask him what evidence he has of that. He'll inevitably say "many people are saying" and you politely ask him to name one person. When he says "six new steel plants have opened up since I became President" you can say "no sir, not one. That's not true. Why do you believe that to be true?" It's very frustrating. Don't battle him. Just call him to truth and either get ignored or have him stand there and grimace with his scrunchy, lopsided orange face like the dipshit that he is.

What are three things that I want for Christmas, Alex?

Dad he's grabbing her tits right there at the table! Just eat your breakfast, Russ. Dad, I think he's gonna pork her. He's not gonna pork her, Russ. I think he's gonna. He may pork her, finish your breakfast.

This isn't accurate. Lexical analysis and machine learning are already making massive strides in accelerating legal research work, eliminating the need for an army of (paid or unpaid) interns and paralegals who would typically separate the wheat from the chaff. Many legal cases boil down to a well-defined set of rules and logical conditions that if you're able to spot and highlight, crack the case wide open. Here's a story. Traffic analysis and optimization, a domain typically covered by civil and traffic engineers, is another excellent candidate for machine learning in that it can iterate though infinitely more models orders of magnitude more quickly and more accurately. Here's an academic study. Medical diagnosis? You fuckin betcha. Many, many accounting jobs are going to be lost to automation. Accounting jobs aren't high headcount/low skill. Finance is gonna get wrecked too. Automation is coming for jobs, and we won't be able to do a fucking thing about it as a society other than continue to shovel cash into massive corporations who through the GOP are able to set the rules to the economy. Good thing we sent all those troops to the border to protect us from those brown people who are going to take all the jobs we don't want to do as a society. You always mention how you aren't as well educated in certain topics. Maybe you should really keep that in your mind as you go through life rather than relying on your biases and what authoritarian figures tell you.

Wife's gotta eat.

You make a good point. I mean, you're quite the character yourself. If we instituted mandatory reading homework, and we cover Gandorf and JT early on, we can get to Chapter 5 or 6, Ballad of the Breezy Buttcheeks and you can have your moment in the sun (room) as well.

Lulz. Dude is a 5 star choad. The fact that people were ever discussing him as a possibility shows how far our political arena has deteriorated.

Motherfucking this. Every media outlet should be doing this on a daily fucking basis with all of his bullshit. All the lies from the previous day, list them one by one and get these motherfuckers to admit it. Fuck them all. This isn't make-believe fairy world, this shit matters.

So Zach Smith posts on the Buckeye 247 web site? Because that’s how that reads to me.

This brother is teaching a whole bunch of white mountain folks how to actually bust some moves...

please god let it be jet pack guy

What were you expecting? A bunch of Trump campaign officials and Russians to be indicted?

I feel like I'm looking at a lot of black penises.

I bet half the people here have never seen a cigarette machine. Of course, half probably haven't seen any sex either.

He practiced so hard, and still missed...

You must not read your own posts

So farfalle, so good.

You have any idea who the fuck you are talking to? Posters with no knowledge of history irk the hell out of me. Gandorf is a legend

Something you should try tomorrow is turning the car on to listen to music and shutting the garage door. Ambiance is so peaceful you could practically sleep forever.

we are here for you bro...ever step of the way aaaaannnnndddddd, i just get a text "Hey, where can i put your 87 bottles of bourbon and 2 refrigerators of craft beer while they are here? You know my parents frown on your drinking" responses typed, but not sent: "up your ass" "up your bitch mom's ass" "at the apartment your ass is renting after i serve you with papers today"

it could be argued that it was automation that helped to get him elected.

Bombshell dropped. My wife told me today... "Oh, i forgot to tell you my mom, dad, sister, brother in law and their 2 kids are coming in Saturday. They are staying till Tuesday and we are having Thanksgiving with them Monday. You need to take off work Monday. I bought the ham and turkey already so you can get those done. Thanks." what in the actual FUCK????? She knows i hate all of them. She knows the boys have 2 wrestling tournaments this weekend, out of town. She knows i am already doing T'giving for us on Thursday. She knows i hate surprises.

can you procure said texts? the reason i ask is because i feel like injecting ourselves into this game, as a unit, would be a good idea. meaning, a surlyhorns twatter account the takes our collective genius along with our connections and starts making waves in this college football landscape.

Hookfin Fong'd to Texas

EJ CB'ed Jacoby Jones and Cain to Texas. He cited Giles' hard work behind the scenes on Jones. Fair enough. Awkwardly staring at recruits in silence works sometimes. I'm also guessing that Thibs wasn't willing to take another one for the team.

I really don't understand the politeness the media seems to still have. When someone is lying, you call them a fucking liar. Especially when we are 2 years into this complete horse shit. Everyone everywhere knows what is happening. What good is it doing at this point to pretend it's not as bad as it seems? If anything, it's fucking worse. I have a very easily offended sense of justice. I don't put up with lies and bullshit in my regular life, I don't understand why the media does it in their world, especially when it is so obviously happening over and over, every single day. We passed the point of respecting the office of the president a long fucking time ago.

Ten lines of code, tops.

Name two things heard during Jimbo's divorce proceedings.

Context? It's Aggy. They're morons. That about sums it up.

Sorry I asked......

Georgia the leader in this year's dirtiest recruitment?

With my spear and magic helmet!

She’s young and says dumb stuff and should listen more than she talks. That’s funny sometimes and is fun to make fun of. She’s not evil. She also doesn’t “terrify Republicans” or whatever.

He supposed to be SEC

Dozens and dozens of viewers.