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Chris Simms would’ve handled this better.

No it’s not. Jokes are funny. Your post is not funny. There is no joke there. It’s just typical humorless drivel. I swear to God. I can deal with the racism, the assault on the Bill of Rights, the corruption, and the utter inanity of this administration and its bootlicks. But I cannot tolerate the complete absence of a functioning sense of humor among you witless dipshits. Y’all are the Dane Cook of right-wing extremism.

Ed Oliver when that first leaf drop like

I wrote a comment that was not worded correctly and didn’t have the right intent. I then tried to defend my thought and only exacerbated the issue. I only made myself look like something(s) I am not. I am sorry for anyone that I offended, for taking up space on this thread that I frequent daily, and not representing the website, we all enjoy, well. My apologies

Team Opie.

I guess I am just getting too old because I dont see anything wrong with the head coach telling his star player to follow the team rules- the rules DO apply to everyone, even the star player. I would siding with the coach here no matter who it was, Lincoln R and Jimbo included. Its the same principle a manager has to deal with when handling the best salesman, copy-writer, marketing rep, etc. The group rules apply to everyone, even if you are a fucking star

Delivered today.

@Whitman do you recognize them? I heard the bigger guy is a staple at all the WVU and is very well known. True?

congrats to the love child of Penny Marshall and Roseanne Barr.

If it's true to form, Chris Simms will just show up one day as the Houston head coach without any explanation or notice.

If the dude wants to sandbag for the NFL I guess that's his prerogative and if Major wants to get pissy about it that's his. What's not okay is going after your coach on national television...or anywhere else for that matter. That was probably the last time we'll see Ed Oliver on the UH sideline.

Watson’s dad, good lord. There is no reason for Pappoe to be heading to Tennessee, other than Tennessee has upped the price of poker for anyone dealing with Grayson guys. I wouldn’t light your cigarettes yet, but needing to because we’re getting fucked isn’t out of the question. That’s from a better place than EJ fucking Holland. How hard is Oregon actually pushing Caleb Johnson? It doesn’t seem like he’s a priority and he knows he is for Texas. Should be an interesting and important weekend for us with that one. ATM is as weary of Shepherd as we are. He’s an important recruit only from the rankings and perception perspective. I’ll take the opposite side of any bet for any amount of dollars that this guy amounts to more than a one year starter somewhere, at best. Dude could be out of football before his eligibility is up. Texas feels good about Higgins. I think they’re sniffing their own farts on that one. It would take a crazy set of events for McCoy not to go to USC. They’d have to term Helton and hire Jeff Fisher or Del Rio or extend Helton after beating Notre Dame or something equally insane. Hookfin has become a must get. Separate note — They like Epps as something like LJH and not as a TE. 2018 class still looks great across the board and the 2017 group is an overachieving unit.

^^^^ Agreed, but players quitting on their team should not be allowed anywhere on the field. I get the money/draft thing, but they are dishonorable IMO. And yeah, that includes the Horns who have bailed out on our bowl games recently. You make a commitment, you follow through on your word. Remember when Cedric Benson was criticized for not being a team player? And I recall scores of other NFL-bound Horns over past generations who did not quit on their team.

I seldom agree with Icon on a number of points probably because there is almost 50 years of age between us. But in this case he made two well thought out points, both of which he took the effort to elaborate his reasons as to why he feels that why. So fuck you for back handing him, not adding anything to the discussion other then you think his ideas suck, and you offer shit for rebuttal. You entitled bitch. You forget fuckers who are worn out tired about the non stop onslaught from the left about the hungry, poor, and the wretched. Especially coming from the same 1% that is part of the very 1% they are bitching about. Look where those fuckers live asshole. They don’t shop Costco. Im a first generation American. Post war was an absolute mother fucker. My father a Spanish National who survived the Spanish civil war, my mother went 0-2 in world wars. We never had a fucking thing growing up but the hope it would get better. And I’m not even going to tell you the shit we went through living in the south. My parents worked at least three jobs at any one time just to feed their children. Yeah, it took a long time to assimilate and finally enjoy the American dream. That shit took time, effort and years of eating god damn pancake batter. Fuck anyone getting a short cut. Not doing their share, and the politicians who sell the poor bastards that false sense of entitlement. Without the work. its like anything else in life. If you have to earn it there is a better then average chance you will care for it. If you figure out a way to get your employer to give you health insurance as a perk, good for you. And lastly I’m a flawed man. I may not be half as smart as the majority of the posters on this site. But I busted my balls doing everything from being a god damn janitor cleaning up the shitters of the upper class, to working and retiring with 40 years of service as a railroad employee. So I fully understand giving a fucker a chance. But do it legally, don’t think you’re owed shit, and think for yourself. Nothing is free, you have to earn it. And you know what? Sometimes you still get fucked! But the deal is this country offers opportunity....get it. No one was ever guaranteed shit. And that you get the GT3, the beach house or even the basic things in life like three squares. That shit is on the individual. Where it should be.

Like a fucking Midnight Oil cover band

And then you have firefighters out in California battling this terrible fire who still have time to do awesome things like this - But the beautiful things get lost in the angry noise because we have a president who’s a childish dickwad and sucks all the energy out of everything. If there’s an actual patriot still working in the White House maybe we can start a GoFundMe to pay them to like lock him in the situation room for a few days. Just so we can remember what it feels like to live in regular America again.

20,000,000 acres of National Forest in CA. 20% of our fucking state. And he wants to rake it? We're gonna need a shitload of mexicans,

Combating the Propaganda Minister. 1. . The LSU game won't be a game. And Fisher is gonna lose to Coach Fried Gumbo. You've simply replaced having Texas as your dadd with LSU and Bama. Two for the price of one. 2. You don't dominate the LOS when you lead the league in sacks given up "by a wide margin" Your OL is ass my dude. The DL is pretty good. But still not nor ever will be "dominate" 3. O'neal is fast and big and cover ground.. but isn't a blaze? Wut?... Leon is slow as shit for a high 4* safety. 4. Trayveon is gone. 5. Next-level hype with Mack? He's still fat and slow. For a 5* DT that hasn't had 100 tackles yet in 4 years. He's a bust. 6. We haven't really regressed in any area... oh but wait we still can't cover the deep ball. So still not a regression... okay.. you still suck at it so.... yeah... 7. Perfect T-day is a pound of stuffing? Not really a surprise there you're full of stuffing yourself you fat, basic, white bitch. 8. Tom... lol Tom still leaving rent free in your head. Don't forget that you wanted him to be your coach circa 2015/2016. In Conclusion: You've fired the best coach in your history reset the coaching pay market (again). For late era Mack Brown. Congrats on the storied streak of going 7-5, 8-4 in your shiny new sec for perpetuity.

Lollers

It seems like someone pulls the bookshelf on top of themselves on this thread at least every other day. Just brutal.

What Orwell feared were those who would ban books. What Huxley feared was that there would be no reason to ban a book, for there would be no one who wanted to read one. Orwell feared those who would deprive us of information. Huxley feared those who would give us so much that we would be reduced to passivity and egotism. Orwell feared that the truth would be concealed from us. Huxley feared the truth would be drowned in a sea of irrelevance. Orwell feared we would become a captive culture. Huxley feared we would become a trivial culture, preoccupied with some equivalent of the feelies, the orgy porgy, and the centrifugal bumblepuppy. As Huxley remarked in Brave New World Revisited, the civil libertariansand rationalists who are ever on the alert to oppose tyranny "failed to take into account man's almost infinite appetite for distractions." In 1984, Orwell added, people are controlled by inflicting pain. In Brave New World, they are controlled by inflicting pleasure. In short, Orwell feared that our fear will ruin us. Huxley feared that our desire will ruin us.

We really shouldn’t get angry at him anymore. He’s an infant repeatedly shitting his pants. We should just laugh at every moment of stupidity, relentlessly. And we should blast the Curb theme at him wherever he goes. He’s a fucking clown. Treat him like one.

Make America Rake Again

I'm desperate for you to stop acting like a hand-wringing pussy.

Listen man, don't be spreading fake news https://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en-us/full-menu/all-day-breakfast.html

Yeah, likely 9-2 after this weekend and still wouldn't have played anyone

Somehow this is a win for aggy. Checkmate, sips.

I've certainly become more conservative, at least fiscally, as I've moved into my 30s, started a business, had a kid, etc. I also voted straight ticket dem for the first time ever. Conservative =/= today's GOP. The tired trope of "people age into the Republican" party won't hold up. People age into fiscal responsiblity, but we don't age into hatred and bile and creating our own self worth on being better than others. I'm not a democrat. They're pretty terrible as a party. The fact that Pelosi is even a consideration for speaker is an absolute abortion. But until anyone and everyone who supports and enables what's happening right now is gone, she and they have my vote. And I'm not alone. Sum sum, yall fucked, trumpkins. World is changing. Sorry you aren't prepared. Deal with it and take the loss pussy. Sent from my SM-G930V using Tapatalk

Of course the best dressing comes out of the inside of the Turkey. I usually stuff as much as I can in there and bake the rest. This batch was for my daughter’s thanksgiving school feast and I only made the dressing so none was stuffed into the turkey This is the best dressing in the world. If you say any different, my mom, grandmother, and great grandmother will cut you.

Ok, cool Hook ‘em

On our own network... Let's go.

Only time in the history of the internet that I've ever used a sock was just the one time, to fuck with him on his rant about the flooring guy parking in front of his shitbox house in College Station.

It's really not fair the way they count their attendance. Half of those folks were just stopping in to pick up some milk and a $5 rotisserie chicken, and accidentally stumbled into the wrong building.

I like having WVU in this conference. Fun school.

None of this shit matters.. The players union and the NFL owners don't want to draft kids out of high school. It's a collective bargaining issue, and one of the issues on which the union and the owners agree. It's never gonna fucking happen. So if everyone would stop spraying stupid diarrhea all over this thread, that would be great.

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Texas a and m what starts here changes the fryer oil

Something about more coaching and less yelling I think

It’s funny that your user name is the historically most played out meme on this site, and you misused the current hottest most played out meme on this site. Well done.

You had $1,200 worth of buttplugs shipped to your office too?

Maybe he was only admitted there due to his swimming prowess