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Am I fucked up for noticing a camel toe on Smokey?

Still can't believe a kid like Bragg who's been a Texas fan all his life and most of his family as well can sit and watch what Texas is doing and not want to be a part of it. Fuck Stanford and fuck the Little's for feeding them that Stanford BS.

SIAP

Casey Pachall's trap house.

If you were in the stands and you couldn’t appreciate the show last night, for whatever reason, you should probably just step aside.

That settles it, olds.

Can't be any worse than Jason Garrett.

It seems to me that the SEC can absolutely find P5 opponents in November. They could play each other.

This makes me so happy. I'm glad I went to this game. Maybe this sounds silly, but this moment last night felt like the moment the entire fanbase and team exhaled. After years of suffering through losing, everyone was happy for the first time. The seniors deserved a night like this.

Why can't we focus on Kansas AND start sucking each other's dicks? The mind and the eye can operate independently of the mouth.

As God is my witness, I thought the Turkey X500 could fly.

First post here. Been lurking for many years since the bevo days. I never thought that I had anything original or enlightened to post, so I didn’t. But I always enjoyed the insights and repartee that characterize this site. This photo and the great Bruin victory today inspired me to join in the conversation. Back in 1972, the uppermost light in the right side of the “U” was my dorm room. When I came out of Pauley after a crushing of SC in basketball and looked up the hill and saw that our prank had come off perfectly, l thanked my friends who had passed up the game to ensure that every room would be correctly lit.

Congrats on the jinx thread for the upcoming weeks. Dickhead

I don't know if my liver can handle another Nickelson

to eat a bag of herpes covered dicks AND Fucks ousucks up the ass with it.

... a position coach...maybe a coordinator...

I don’t want OU near any championship. Not a conference and not the playoffs. I don’t need to listen to another stat line that includes OU and umpteen straight conference championships and x playoff appearances in the last 5 years. Get them off those fucking lists and the sooner the better. WV needs to embarrass them. Scare away recruits.

I felt like I was watching an episode of WWE's Monday Night Raw

They’re no longer Republicans. I know several like myself who have left the building. I’ll vote against my wallet all day if it means keeping bigoted shitheads out of office. Fuck anyone who still pulls the straight R lever in the voting booth. Yeah, even your grandma. Tough shit.

I don't think Crenshaw can see the problem.

We're most likely going to win the Big 12 sir.

The University of Texas at Austin - What starts here gets copied by aggy

If we can’t beat Kansas without Sam we don’t deserve to play in the CCG

I think Shane can beat Kansas. He's a solid QB if the line gives him even average time. Suggesting that he's the reason we lost to Kansas is absurd. That was a team loss in the smelliest sense of the word loss.

So where’s Garrett Wilson with his 1k yard receiver bullshit comment?

They never, ever, ever stop talking. Same with Lowell and Lance for hoops. but it's even worse with Ahmad. Ahmad spends literally every spare second post-play breaking down whatever just happened like it's a post game break down show. Also, Lowell often seems like he's watching a different game. Whatever he's saying wil be the opposite of what's actually happening. "He's got some room!" (he's gang tackled .5 seconds later) "One man to beat!" (he's immediately tackled by five guys) "And that field goal is good." (the field goal was not good) someone please tell these guys to chill out.

Let us remember that Aggy tried super cool glow in the dark helmet/uniforms for a day game. /Advantage Aggy

The capital of Texas is T.

Wanna know why folks make fun of Trumkins for being dim and spouting Fox News soundbites?

carry on... wayward son.

Elude. Please, let's act like graduates of THE University of Texas.

Can’t we just “give him the needle” and he will be fine? Full disclosure: I’m not a doctor and I’ve seen Varsity Blues

The GOP has to have that boogeyman female under the bed to fear and hate. She took a backseat while Obama was President but only slightly. They’re like a bunch of repressed Norman Bates with mommy issues or something. Look at Mike Pence for god’s sake. AOC is just the latest punching bag. Nancy, Elizabeth Warren, any female with any semblance of power makes them piss down their legs. Hell, they elected Donald fucking Trump, with less than the popular vote, because Hillary made them cower, shake and sweat like a masturbating church of Christ deacon.

Took my 5yo to his forth game in 4-years, and he’s 4-0. Really fun game.

Bob Cole needs to be launched into the sun.

I saw the Journey sing-along on the interwebz feed after I found a feed, because I don't get the Longhorn Network among the ~400+ channels on Xfinity where I live. I really liked this sound, especially when the crowd kept singing when the music was killed just after the end of this video.

Bump for the ztejas meltdown

The Journey cell phone lights for 5 minutes after the song and the Bon Jovi singalong that bled into the game were actually really cool. If the students are engaged for stuff like that, it bodes really well for when we’re good. it doesn’t matter if you like the songs- the important part is that the crowd was completely on board.

Jack Burton = Zach Smith's sock account. That's why he's so angry after a Texas win.

Breckyn is a nut but he is our nut.

I want to beat Kansas

Nope. I want our D to shove Will Grier's horns down right up his ass.

Lollers