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I consider sportsmanship to be an essential part of the game I so truly love. I spoke with our athletics director Chris Del Conte and Coach Herman about what I said after Saturday’s game and understand why it reflected poor- ly on me and my team. I had no ill intentions when I made my comment- s about Oklahoma, which included a phrase that’s used by fans, but I have to realize that it’s different coming from me. M- y thought process was that it would put a fun and light-hearted charge into the greate- st rivalry in college football that my family has been involved in playing in for many years, b- ut I can see now that was not the way to do it. I have the utmost respe- ct for the University of Oklahoma and their football program and know a number of players on their team, and I want to apologize to them. I want to repre- sent myself, my family, my football program, my University, and the Big 12 Conference in the best possible way. I’m truly sorry for the comments I made, will learn from thi- s, and will keep working to improve my ability to think about the ramifications of what I say before I say it.”

Ah, I see the end of season influx of visitors is beginning.

Ok ok everyone, lettuce romaine calm.

Got him when he was a little pup , never thought much about his birth date or how old he was til 3 or 4 years into him being with me. I went back and looked at his vet records at the time to determine his age, give or take. As of yesterday Ski was either 15 or 16 years of age, he was my best friend, without question. Went just about everywhere with me. When I took a job offshore, he came along, 5 to 8 days out in the Gulf, no land in sight, it did not bother him, he was with me. Long road trips, etc. When he could not come, he'd wait patiently and greet me with his epic howl, sniff me around and then demand a feeding. He passed last night, I am thankful to have been there by his side as he took his last breaths, to see him off. To anyone who might be on the fence about adopting a dog, but worry about the eventual death and suffering you might have to endure. Please adopt, the suffering is worth all the great memories. R.I.P Ski

Haha you use yahoo as a homepage. Was the aol site down?

New business idea: we market “Bigcoin” to Trumpers. Just a humongous aluminum commemorative coin with Trump’s mug on the heads side and the WWE logo on tails. “Everyone knows size matters. Why waste your money on a bunch of little bitty bitcoins when you can invest your life savings in one huge-ass Bigcoin?” We’ll buy ad time on Infowars and Lou Dobbs and those big ass coins will sell like hot cakes. Who’s in?

I'm sure they would just say that former bdf schools don't count as real SEC. And they would say it with zero self awareness.

Sarva wants you to clean the sand out of your vag.

Is this......serious????? “That bitch had it coming in her mini skirt and tube top!” And that “idiot” was murdered in a fucking OFFICIAL CONSULATE in Turkey (which is located in both Europe and Asia). He did not return to the Middle East. Fuck off with your ridiculous premise.

That thought is only slightly more fantastic than this: HOW is he going to be gone by April? Resign? Never. The ego of the most spectacular narcissist the world has ever seen will never allow it. Impeached and convicted by the Senate? Ummm....have you MET our Senate? There is literally nothing he could do that would cause them to vote to impeach. There could be video proof supported by 1,000 sworn witnesses showing Trump giving Putin every secret in our files, all the names of our intelligence assets, including advice on how best to kill them, followed by signed paperwork accepting $100 billion in payments for Russia for that info, and the Senate will, with furrowed brows, say "while we are deeply troubled by these things....we can't vote to convict." He. Is. Not. Leaving. Not before 2020, and maybe not then. We chose to ingest polonium. We don't just get to decide the next day "oops, better barf that back up." Nope. We drank the poison. Now, we suffer. For a LONG time.

Please stop trying to act like you know anything about who I am or what makes me tick because I once posted a tweet from Cosmo, you Simple Jack assmunch. There a many posters on this board that are smarter than me but you are not one of them. And your stupidity and narrow views are not your biggest flaws. It’s the false civility and “Aw shucks” humility” you cloak your bullshittery in that anyone with a half functioning brain can see through. Your instinctive response to certain political issues are stances you know will not be met with acceptance by this board, so you put on a faux ignorant persona and nibble around the edges. But sometimes you forget to dress up your bullshit and your dumbassery shines through. It’s why people call you a troll. In short, you have no fucking idea what the BamaChicks or the GayMafias (that’s some bullshit leaking through by the way) think. So shut up.

The Luby's Fried Fish sandwich: Luby's full fried fish portion, not the LuAnn. Toasted bread Tater Sauce Hot sauce Lemon Side of fried cabbage (you need your greens) Last 2 beers in the fridge Weapon (Remington 870 Synthetic SuperMag) Leftover Valentines Day plate and fork Monday night football

actually i think its proof that aggy is punting a lot further away from the opponent's endzone than anyone else.

[ ] Definitely NOT black /RockyMountainHigh

You are trash.

I just don't understand. Did he get the time wrong or something?

Not to continue to beat the dead horse but if we cannot land Bru in this environment we never were going to land him. USC is a full on tire fire right now.

I would guess it involves flopping and looking for a penalty. And probably capri pants.

Before the season began I thought we'd lose to Maryland, OSU, and WVA....and get a real scare out of Baylor due to an Ehlinger injury I was pretty sure it would come down to us having to beat KU and await the winner of OU v WVA to see who we would play in CCG. So this has pretty much gone the way I saw it preseason.

Not sorry if already posted.

take the apology, pussy

Somewhere between 0% and 100% likelihood this happens.

This is right. For years, the GOP Establishment was an early-stage addict. Sure, they were dabbling in populism and nationalism, but they had the demons under control. The Establishment was in charge. They were just using extremists to gain an edge and it was working for them. Then a new batch of primo populist shit hit the streets in 2016 and everything spiraled. Shit got out of hand and it happened fast. Suddenly the GOP Establishment is nothing but a pathetic, hopeless junkie. It no longer controls its demons - it is completely controlled by them. The GOP doesn’t just casually use populism to feel powerful anymore; now it has no choice. It has to mainline that shit straight into its veins. The Establishment might want to kick its angry nationalist voter habit. Truly truly want to. But it can’t. After so many years of using the rabble to get ahead, GOP political life is now entirely dependent on that rabble. Abandon the demons, and your career dies.

Fuck Bragg. I don't want a bunch of god damn nerds on my team. I want a center who can get to the second level of a defense, not a video game.

Wife asked her mom to bring rolls. My MIL said she can't because she doesn't get paid until the 26th. She can't fucking afford rolls.

Not this year. If we played Aggy in a bowl game, that means we would have had a shitty year.

aggy actually being ahead of the curve, and then ditching the spread just as it catches on in the NFL, is so perfect.

We are what we thought we were. If you want to crown us, go ahead and crown our asses. We are what we thought we were and we let ourselves off the hook.

Talk to any true SEC fan and they’ll tell you when they win a bowl game it’s cause they are better than you, and when they lose it’s cause they didn’t want to be there.

Shoulda went to the Pac-12 when we had the chance, period. I think we should start a thread on this idea. <hits enter and runs>

Buddy shot this on our mexico [emoji1166] lease. Low fence monster

It's "between a friend and me."

I tried to read this but it seems to be a blur...

Teddy Lehman @TedLehman11 I do not expect or want an apology from Texas. This is football. This is a rivalry. The @Big12Conference needs to retract this public reprimand. DO NOT DO THIS TO OUR CONFERENCE!!

I proclaim weird thick neck guy as worst meme of 2018.

Hager public apology: I am sorry that OU sucks. Ok, cool? Hook'em.

Ringo's mom oh lawd

I really love the preposterous notion that world class cities like NYC are expensive because they're filled with socialists voting against their own interests. Seldom do we see such an impressive combination of cognitive dissonance and projection. See, it's hilarious enough seeing idiot Trumpkins in rural America guessing at what life is like in wealthier spots like NYC, Scandanavia, etc., and then assuming that the quality of life there must be poor -- because, of course, they're more "socialist" in those places, and obviously every meat-eating, red-blooded American knows that socialism can't work, right? But when you add in the fact that the Trumpkins are actually the ones voting against their own interests, it puts it over the top. Please, keep going y'all, this is great.

A strong president would've gotten the Crown Prince replaced at the very least.

Had Dolemite posted recently? Maybe he tried to pay his internet bill in dinars.

I'm a recovered alcoholic and I would have no problem with people drinking at Thanksgiving. If he is newly clean/sober it may be an issue but don't assume that you need to lock up the booze. My wife is a normal drinker and honestly the presence of alcohol doesn't even register in my mind, but then again I've been abstinent for almost 8 years. I'd ask him if it's an issue. Just because we lost our whisky privileges doesn't mean everyone did. Sent from my SM-G965U using Tapatalk

RIP Papa Ehlinger. Your sons are a credit to you.