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I started this thread. I’m an idiot. I am very retarded

Proud as fuck of this senior class. One more game and their legacy as the class that turned Texas around will be complete. What a damn turn around. Hook 'em horns!

He should change his twitter handle to “I hate condoms”

Holgo is excited

Brief history lesson for those here who are confused. There was once a longhorn fan who rooted for ou. They hated to do it, they did it begrudgingly, but there was some logic suggesting it was the right thing to do. As you might have guessed, bad things happened for that fan. Not just in the game, mind you, but also in life. The horrors that fell on that fan and their family would make Job blush. For the rest of their days, as their once promising life wasted away, that longhorn fan looked back on the one decision to root for ou and saw it was the turning point where it all went downhill. Don't be that longhorn fan. For the sake of your health, your family, and because it's fucking common sense, never, ever, ever root for ou.

It's possible the big 12 is a league with a lot of good teams this year, so much so that even Kansas is improved. We should all be happy that we have broken out of the doldrums and are playing for a conference championship. Things are looking up for Texas. Everyone with the mentality of "we suck if we don't dominate shitty Kansas" or "we should be elite bc our uniform has the word Texas on it" are missing the fucking point. It's hard to do well, it doesn't happen bc of the name on the Jersey or because you should, you have to make it happen. And we should be enjoying it.

We already beat those okie fucks. I want to right the wrong.

I don't know what's worse, our fans after a loss or our fans after a win

This has nothing to do with having kids. Gary Johnson is a selfish motherfucker who can’t stay off of drugs during the middle of the motherfucking season. He’s a repeat offender. He basically forced the issue.

Maybe, but at 7pm on ESPN, OU will still suck.

Fuck OU. They are pussies and they play pussy football. We are going to eat the quick little midget and shit him out like he was the turkey dinner the morning after thanksgiving. Todd Orlando is gonna earn his fucking paycheck this upcoming weekend. We will beat OU twice in one season for the first time ever. And we will laugh at them because of how much they suck. So it is written.

I'm going WVU because 1) payback, 2) it'll be awesome if ou doesn't even make the conference championship game.

Mehhh didn’t dude call NFL players inmates. He’s just as bad as Jerry

First, you lose by a lot. Then, you lose by a little. Then, you win by a little. Then, you win by a lot. - Hans Gruber, Die Hard

Surly assholes get so stupidly hung up on what our HC says to the media.

Under further review.

Oh shut the fuck up. Your schtick is tiresome

Exclusive footage of Lincoln and Kyler on their way to Dallas

These defenses remind me of the Todd Orlando 4th quarter defense.

JiMBo FiSheR - "Texas cares more about winning championships than recruiting you, advantage aggy! Whoop!"

WVU. It’s not even a choice, and fuck anyone who chooses OU.

You bet, you dense fuck, I’m sitting here with the printed test results. I run the testing lab and I’m currently violating every rule ever written in order to get you the proof you need. PM me your personal contact information and I’ll get everything over to you asap.

Most important recruit today was David Beatty

Leftover venison chili and eggs. With lots of Crystal.

Sure Locke can’t tackle, but what you have to remember is that he can’t cover anyone either. That’s called a dual threat.

World War One Was Great, Alright?

Collecting all the post-game analysis articles, including those behind paywalls, regarding the KU game here: (Bobby Burton) Snap Judgments: Headed to Big D Chris Hummer: Tom Herman's engineered a complete Texas turnaround (Ian Boyd) 5 quick thoughts: A fitting end to the season in Lawrence

This is pussy shit

They aren’t the better team bitch.

Fuck OU. Rather they get eliminated here. If we beat WVU, the title is ours. If WVU beats us, its theirs.

just in case you dont want to listen to the ou band on every play.... the apple cup game is now playing in full snow

wuuuuuut...Hey man, I love your optimism, but wow. Alabama would ass rap us and they would make us pay for every mistake we make(and we make multiple mistakes every game) We won 9 games . Fucking awesome but lets not start sucking each other's dicks . Beat ALabama smh....for fucks sake. I like it and im going ot continue to drink until I agree with your thinking because im enjoying life right now.

Rooting for WVU because fuck ever rooting for OU.

For all those still bitching about Tom Herman, turn on the USF game to remind yourselves what a REAL shitty coach looks like.

Sure beats last time we played there.

While I think we can run all over OU... 1. I never want them to make a conference championship game 2. It's weird to play them anywhere but the cotton bowl 3. I think our defense needs to get some payback and show they can handle WV.

Mehringer or Warehime, or both. Substitute Beatty and a DL coach. Answer is obvious, just a matter of Tom making the move.

Breffest. Turkey and gravy on sourdough with a side of dipping gravy.

*killed millions* *gave Michelle Obama a candy* "He's cute!" - libs

Yeah but invading a country that had nothing to do with it and overthrowing their dictator under what appears to be blood vengence was all Bush. That set what's now almost 20 years of disaster in motion and gave rise to ISIS. Things like The Program that completely shit on the Constitution and violated hundreds of millions of Americans rights (and continue to do so) all under Bush. He's the worst and most disastrous president in US history for the time being and hopefully Trump is neutered by Mueller/courts and now the house enough to not allow him to break that record.

I can't help but read that in Frankie the weatherguy's voice. Then I get sad because I realize he would make a better president.

took the boys and the wife to Tahoe for skiing and poker. Best thanksgiving ever.