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We always need to beat our rival, but this particular game... and this particular quarterback of theirs... we just have to win. Kyler Murray represents everything that our University and team fucking despise---he's aggy; he's a sooner; he handled his recruiting with us in a distasteful way; and he's an entitled, poor sport, bitch ass, prima donna who will not lay it on the line for his team. He has quarterbacked our rival to a top 5 ranking and a potential playoff berth. But we have the opportunity to shut all of that shit down on Saturday like Stonie Clark at the goal line. We have to win. After last season, I thought there would never be another sooner quarterback that I would dislike more than Baker Mayfield, but here we are. Baker was a douchenozzle turned to 11, but he was a hell of a team player who laid it on the line for his team every week, which I respected. Kyler is a fucking mercenary, soldier of fortune, and nothing more. His head is also more inflated than Dolly Parton's breasts. The reason he couldn't bring himself to even remotely acknowledge Ehlinger's capable quarterback play is because, in Kyler's mind, Ehlinger is so far beneath him that he simply cannot deign to entertain a discussion that puts his name in the same sentence with another quarterback's. Kyler must stand alone (even if just barely to 5 feet). The game on Saturday is just another stop on the road for Kyler and his team. Kyler believes it is his entitled destiny to win a CFP title "just for funsies" before he heads off to MLB next year. For our team, however, this game is basically our season. It's already been established as extremely likely that we are landing in the Sugar Bowl regardless of this game's outcome, but winning a Big 12 title is something we haven't done in nearly a decade, and winning it this year would exorcise a lot of demon monkeys that have been on our back since we lost Colt against Alabama. I believe that this game simply means more to us than it means to them. And it means a hell of a lot to them, considering what's on the line. We have to win. Fuck Kyler Murray, fuck his team, and fuck his entitled destiny. I wish him the best in baseball, but in football he needs to get the fuck off my field. This is our time (and it's been a long fucking time). Although we already beat his ass in October, Kyler, his team, and all their fans, are absolutely certain that the October outing was a fluke. It was not. They are relishing in their opportunity to prove that it was a fluke. They will be disappointed. This is the game that will officially mark the shifting of power in the Big 12 back into our favor. OU's star is fading; after this season they will be without a quarterback and possibly even without a head coach. With a win on Saturday, we can proudly and confidently utter the phrase that has been little more than a meme for the past several seasons. You know the one. We have to win. There just really is no other option. See you in Arlington.

I whizzed through it....

If so he'd report it to be 239.

His "strapping young buck" racist dog whistle was too subtle to fly in today's era of explicit Trumpian racism. Yeah, a lot of us were fooled by his rah rah rhetoric. We had falling gas prices when we partnered with the Saudis after losing Iran and the OPEC oil embargo ended, he cut taxes and engaged in massive deficit spending sacrificing long term security for short term gain, we hosted the Olympics and dominated them because of the Russian boycott. He gave a good speech and made us feel good for a little bit. But it was all a lie. That's not leadership. That's a con. Just like "trickle down economics." How many lives have been devestated by his ill-conceived War on Drugs? How many were lost because he refused to acknowledge the AIDS crisis? How much money was wasted on a Star Wars program that the scientific community correctly assessed as fantasy? How many lives were lost in South America because he'd support any death squad if they claimed to be fighting communism? He wasn't smart. Smart people don't consult astrologers. He was a fucking actor who suckered us with charm and bullshit. Just because it worked doesn't make it less than totally irresponsible.

Taxes -- you mean the tax cut that had no meaningful economic effect? Or the 10% middle class tax cut that he promised, but won't actually do? But stay tuned, taxes become relevant again below. Immigration - you mean the problem not solved at all, but rather an approach that is only creating pointless animosity and dehumanization? The economy - you mean the economy that has continued on pretty much ALL trendlines it was on when Trump took office? The deficit -- remember the tax cut thing we talked about a second ago? And the now-record deficit? Gosh, can't see any connection there. North Korean disarmament - is this the kind of disarmament where nobody disarms? Because that seems....disappointing. I mean, if you can point me to a single nuclear missile or warhead that the DPRK has destroyed, that would be helpful. THESE are why people laugh at you. The Trump stuff is just the chuckles that keep coming because we're already in guffaw-mode.

I for one am thrilled to have all these dominate players apart of this class, irregardless of where they are from, and I could care less about our final ranking. Shalom.

Good thing her son Qwerty stayed at home.

I stretched out your mom last night. From every angola.

100% of ou is about sucking.

Being somewhat Old School, I prefer to remember this runaway cart...

Can you test a gut’s IQ?

Runaway cart never going to yield Wrong way in the open field Seems like it must be hitting someone Somehow you're going to get overrun

Aw yeah it's in-home season. Herman's gonna gain 20lbs and here's Mutha Hustla with the behind-the-scenes realness as per usual:

Well said. I couldn’t agree more. Kyler is a dried up stinky dick licker and he also happens to be the QB for our rival. I want this win pretty bad. It means an enormous amount for our program. Fuck OU more than anytime that over ever felt. I hope we snap kyler’s femur on the very first play he touches the field. I hope Toby Kieth and Lincoln Riley are caught fucking an east Arlington tranny during halftime. I hope Sam throws a football so hard that it goes right through Bolton’s chest. I hope the sooner wagon axel breaks and all the dicks go flying out hitting all of the toothless meth dealers wearing choklahoma shirts. Lastly, I hope we skull fuck them into eternity as time expires and we hoist the trophy that belongs to us. While we are hoisting the trophy I want us passing around the golden hat being gigantic dickheads.

this brings up an interesting philosophical question: can a human skidmark actually shit himself?

Y'know, your Dad might be a PITA about it because he associates the ham, Christmas, and his wife all together as part of great memories of Christmas's past. And since his wife is gone and he misses her terribly, it's something he holds on to. And he may not be able or willing to express it. Not having the ham could be a stark and harsh reminder to him that it's another Christmas he can't have with his wife. I'd consider things from his point of view and make an allowance for the old codger. Or I could be full of shit. You know him better than I do...

Reppin' everybody. Even some of you motherfuckers I don't really like

ESL students everywhere wondering where he's committed

A&M didn't lose a recruit, they just ran out of recruiters.

people ask how we make money. and the answer is simple: volume.

Give her another ten or fifteen years and it'll be pronounced O—bee—city.

The anger is starting to boil. Tomorrow, a convoy of sooner trash will make their way south down I-35 with a dust cloud of cheating in their wake. These fools have the audacity to talk shit after being thoroughly whipped like it was some divine intervention. While their fans start making travel plans to attend the playoffs our boys lay silent, waiting in the weeds for any sight of an exposed neck to attack. In October they got mercy. In December they will find their soul crushed and buried in the dirt of Arlington, unrecognizable to the naked eye. IT’S 9:20 PM ET AND OU STILL SUCKS!!!

Well, I didn't read them. I have you on ignore. I don't click your stuff, but for some reason on this one, given the immediate response, I sadly did. I find you unentertaining, humorless, insecure, and insipid. There's nothing redeeming about you as a poster and I assume you're also a truly awful person to be around. I'd rather debate nuanced flavors found within piles of hot garbage with a hobo than have a discussion with a vacuum of a personality such as yourself on any subject. My suggestion from here is to DM me if you want to call me names and tell me how mean and cowardly I am, or put me on ignore. This bandwidth drain we're causing is offensive to anyone else on this thread and I'm embarrassed to have lowered myself to your subterranean lair in the land of the posting mouthbreathers for this discussion.

Back to his threat of releasing dirty info on Dems, if he has knowledge of them committing crimes but is withholding that info... isn’t that kind of what obstruction of justice is all about? Also, if he has such info I hope he does release it. Because unlike his brain dead team, I would be more than happy to kick out any and all shitheads from my squad.

Mack is building Del Boca Vista Phase III over in Chapel Hill. They will install shuffleboard and bingo parlor in the athletic complex.

It's the real-life football equivalent of the Clint Eastwood/Tommy Lee Jones movie "Space Cowboys"

so we were all wondering what Mueller was waiting for and now we know. Mueller and team were waiting for Trump to turn in his answers before dropping the Manafort news and the Cohen plea. Ya think Trump just realized that this isnt Mueller's first rodeo? And that maybe, just maybe, that Trump isnt the smartest person in the room? I have no doubt Mueller has Trump lying on several questions. Dude is going down exposed as the idiot and fraud we all knew him to be. When the history books are written, future generations will wonder how the republicans were so fucking stupid and if I am still alive, I will say i dont know but they were incredibly stupid and blind to the idiot in the oversized suit, bad dye job, and shitty family con organization.

I'm already amped up for this game. Despite the "focus on the game in front of you, not what's down the road," diatribe, I see this game as our penultimate showcase. Forget whichever Bowl game we land in. It will pale in comparison as to what's about to transpire this coming Saturday. We get the sweet opportunity to play ou and beat the holy fuck out of them all over the goddamned field one more time. No other situation can hold a candle to that.

That entire article read like a sad Liucci piece. Nahlin’s Top 44 up next.

The guy in the white jacket at the 43 yard line has some moves.

I applaud the hero who instead of fixing the problem just dead fishes off the cart. Real tough guy