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Hell yeah, it's Glass.

To be honest, it's exceptionally easy to feed Christians a load of bullshit.

When he tried to give himself a beej it didn't go well, so he's kind of just given up.

last year Georgia gave up this to SEC teams: 3, 0, 14, 28(mizzou who scored 16 on us), 7, 10, 40, 13, 7, 26 (Bama). they gave up 48 to OU.

I'd say it's turning into a Which Hunt. As in, which new federal law will we learn that Trump broke today?

Think of her as a younger, sexier Karl Malden.

Jesus. Tapdancing. Christ. How fucking stupid ARE these people? He actually wrote down "how to respond to FSB offer of employment" -- seriously. That's like a murderer having a to-do list of "1) kill her with my hunting knife. 2) hide hunting knife under my car seat (passenger side). 3) bury body in forest behind my house (mark site with an empty coke can)." These are the stupidest band of stupids to ever stupid.

Kuahahahah is one of my favorite songs by Disturbed.

Hatch is simultaneously the poster geezer for term limits and euthanasia

This is pretty good.

Translation: I was a huge Longhorn fan, but couldn't get in to UT, so I tell lies about how I picked aggy instead.

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, with their greatest hit of all time!!! Deep State Purple!!!!! Smock, on the water...

Smock'em if you got'em

The places that look to them like high ground are getting sparse

What else do you want from a legit day one starter caliber freshman who was the top back in the state and a major contributor grad transfer? Think you may be setting the bar a little too high?

Ah yes. The standard 3 pages of equivocations about a player we've been down on that we'll now justify being stuck with for years. "Listen, of course I'd prefer a nice pour of Macallan 25, or even a few fingers of Garrison Brothers. But you guys who are insisting that rubbing alcohol isn't a perfectly fine drink at the end of the day are just being fucking assholes. And you know what, you're not a coach, trust the staff."

The negativity towards Glass is pretty funny. I get that you fucks like to portray Katy RBs as the high school version of Wisconsin RBs, and we are all nursing a pounding hangover from watching Kyle Porter. But Glass to me looks like the kind of RB that will go to Okie Lite and torture us for 3 years, while the announcers say shit like "he grew up wanting to go to Texas", and the casual fans start asking "why didn't Texas get that guy?" I also recall watching that Katy vs Westlake game a couple years back and thinking "who is that kid" while watching him run wild. He and Sam were the two best players on the field that night. I'd rather get Cain or Sanders, but I don't think the kid sucks.

Not this white woman. And fuck anyone spouting the “All women need to see is a pretty face and a candidate that acts like he cares and they’ll be conned into voting for them”. Trump conned a bunch of uneducated white people into thinking a “rich” New York City real estate investor who’s biggest claims to fame are filing bankruptcy, firing people on reality TV, and marrying multiple Eastern European models is some kind of salt of the earth man of the people. But it’s women who vote with their emotions. Yeah, okay. When men vote emotionally it’s coated in bullshittery like “economic anxiety”. Nah, they voted for the orange moron who made them FEEL justified in their fear over a changing society and who appealed to their manufactured rage and grievances. After experiencing Trumpism, I don’t want to ever hear about it’s women who vote with their emotions. Trumpism is completely rooted in inflaming a certain type of voters’ emotions. God, nothing pisses me off more than when men dismiss women as nothing but a bag of hormones and feelings. Fuck off with that tired garbage.

Trump's Greatest Hits is gonna be an amazing collection of tunes: Covfefe Smocking Gun Boarder Song Stable Genius Email Shemale Fake Gnus Witch Hunt 2 Busy 2 Golf Councel Council Wire Tap Dat Frederick Douglass (explicit) Space Force Odyssey Mo' Peeps Both Sides (Now) MS-13 Year Olds, Dude Steel Planther Benghazi! Roll Dem Bone Spurs Another Brick In The Wall (Waters) Witch Hunt (Dance Remix)

I was not yet born the last time aggy won an MNC.

" 'John wanted to announce his own departure. This was a humiliation,' a former West Wing official said" John can go fuck himself if he acts in any way surprised by this. What did he expect? You made your bed, John. Snuggle up.

Cue Stringer Bell.... "Are you taking notes . . . ?"

No beach week?

Would Drumpf be willinhg to take Jon Daniels from the Rangers?

You laff now, but you won't be laffing when we're all dead in a smocking crater surrounded by ruble. SAD!

Let’s talk about this after you’ve calmed down.

Why, you think he's too old for their staff?

Smock it to me? Sent from my LM-X210CM using Tapatalk

You obviously haven’t met my ex wife.

Opens the door for Beaty.

And the rest don't watch Fox.

NAD I am a full blown Astoria fanboy. I've got it bad. This is a limited edition Chicago Music Exchange Marshall Astoria Custom. Only a 100 were made. I have an Astoria Custom head and cab (it's the red one) already, but I couldn't pass up the chance to own a CME version. It's stylish as fuck and always made my pants tight, but near impossible to find. Side note, I bought a Fender Deluxe Reverb Custom, that hip silverface job with a combination blackface and updated custom circuits, from Guitar Center but had to return it when the CME Astoria came up. So, I was pretty close to finally getting my Deluxe Reverb. Some day soon. Or maybe not so soon.

Yeah I'm sure it was all very above board though. Seriously, if you can look at just that photo and conclude that nothing is going on then your brain is fucking broken and you don't know how to live in the world.

I think the staff is really all in on Glass, so Sanders and Cain have been told to look elsewhere.

Negged for pointing people to the recruiting board.

Choucroute garnie, imo.

I think if we want good RBs to come to Texas we should probably start running the football effectively. Because right now we suck big dicks at running the football. In my experience, sucking dicks at the thing a recruit is being recruited to do is a recruiting disadvantage. Those two guys that played here a decade and two staffs ago? Yeah, that's the ticket.

Clearly I need to get more exercise.

Be careful with the design. The archetect screwed up my owlery by using a circular staircase for access.

he's going to bama.... save yourself the disappointment. Bama has been recruiting him for years. It's where both his parents want him. He's visited Bama more than every other school by a big margin. These guys always drum up suspense before they announce.

Personally I've been on a Monica kick lately

Conversely, I am delighted that it was the Cowboys that put the final nail in the Eagles. Because fuck Philadelphia, the city of brotherly hate.

Bjork really hasn’t aged well.