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Would he come to Texas if I tweeted at him

Notre Dame in the BCS : 2001 lost to Oregon St 41-9 2006 lost to Ohio st 34-20 2007 lost to LSU 41-14 2013 lost to Bama 42-14 (Championship game) In 2016 they played Ohio St in the Fiesta Bowl and lost 44-28. This year they made the playoffs and are down 30-3 late in the game. They consistently shit themselves in premier bowls against tough competition. It's time to stop inviting these frauds to top tier bowl games and catering to them until they fucking man up and join a P5 conference. ND was consistently smashed down in every BCS bowl they appeared in and in their first playoff appearance they got smacked the fuck down. Fuck these frauds.

You are a punk bitch.

FUCK THIS. It is never good for UT when good things happen to ou. Fuck ou.

You’re sooner trash and will never be anything more than sooner trash. Fuck you, sooner trash. Take the loss, sooner trash.

This is the dumbest fucking idea for a thread

This game will make Murray say, “ yep, baseball it is.”

Those of you rooting for OU should be ashamed of yourselves.

"Take the guns first, go through due process second." -Not Obama

Wtf? Everything but the tree kicks the Shit outta that collie. Wait...I just remembered the bonfire. EVERYTHING kicks the shit outta that aggy dog.

My dad has listened to Limbaugh for as long as I can remember. I remember listening to him drone on and wondering at a young age “why is he so angry?” What I have come to realize is that at the heart of their anger is self-loathing. They hate themselves and the easiest thing to do when you can’t stand being in your own skin is to look outward to find an identifiable group of people to project your hate upon. Swam is the perfect example. His adult life has been one failure after another. Instead of introspection (what role have my actions played in my life’s path?), the easier path is to find outward objects of your hate...the “true” reasons for everything bad that has happened to you. Rush Limbaugh is a hateful loner. He has tapped into that resentment and monetized it extremely well. He’ll die as he lived, alone and miserable.

Listen, Hitler was a billion times worse because of where he ended up going with his fascist regime....but hear me out. The Germans getting behind his initial movement is actually a lot less embarrassing than the US electing Trump. Trump was a bumbling idiot from the get go. You have to be REALLY fucking dense not to see him for exactly what he is... Early Hitler was at least coherent as opposed to this half demented morbidly obese grandpa, who spent his years prior to running, making a complete ass of himself with shit the like the birther movement. Seriously, as many above stated...it wasn't hard to figure out he's a complete buffoon but here we are. Then you go to fly over country and look at who's supporting him and it's pure fucking embarrassment. This is who we are. I'm sorely disappointed a deep state either doesn't exist or, if it does, can't rid us of this treasonous piece of shit.

Gentlemen...I am drunk in a bar drinking rum called Asados in Richmond, Va with a gorgeous serving wench and OU sucks.

Just here to pile on. Fuck ND and their silver spoon. Join a conference and earn it, you pussies.

I hope that TD was the dagger. I hate Notre Dame and how the media always slobs all over their knobs. Join a conference you sorry ass choir boys.

surprised at the reaction here. can only assume it's because major is a longhorn. he is nothing more than a spare ass coach. the decision to let him go is a fine one. the timing is the worst part of all of it.

Conchitas going hard For those that don't know: Conchitas, like Fritos Roasted corn Mayonnaise Crema Jalapenos Salsa Cheese Lime juice Salt Lemon pepper seasoning

I got a rash, man.

This is why the Republicans often win and Dems get played. The Republicans NEVER have to worry about overplaying their hand because they don’t give a fuck. See also Kavanaugh, Merrick Garland, Trump shutdown, Comey, Strozk, #release the memo. Democrats should not worry about overplaying their hand. They should do their job and let the chips fall where they may. They should not back down from Republicans crying about Pelosi abusing her power. The American people voted and threw those bums out. It’s time to put the Republicans on the defensive permanently. It sucks it has to be this way but the Trump regime has turned GOP politics into warfare. Democrats should leave their butter knives at home if they’re showing up to this gunfight.

Yall lost to Purdue .. did you watch Purdue today?

FUCK YOU SOONERS EAT A DICK

If you rooted for OU in this, eat a massive bag of dicks.

My wife just called this “Mystery Science Theater 3000 for football.”

The DACA shit is so fucked up. It should have been extended rubber stamp-no brainer style with essentially zero debate or controversy. When you actually learn about DACA and see how much of a rigid bureaucratic clusterfuck it is, it makes you admire the fuck out of the young people actually going through it. They have do jump through so many hoops and walk the straight and narrow. From USCIS website: In addition to all that, you have to check in and show your progress and good standing like you're a felon reporting to your parole officer. Notably, one of the criteria can be satisifed by BEING A VETERAN WHO WAS WILLING TO FIGHT AND DIE FOR THE COUNTRY WHOSE INSANE PRESIDENT USES YOU AS AN AFTERTHOUGHT BARGAINING CHIP AND WOULD JUST AS SOON DEPORT YOU. I would guess the worst DACA eligible person in this country is more impressive and 10x more American than your average deplorable.

Fuck that fake freckle-faced cunt. Almost all of the products she sells are made in china crap. "OMG so rustic", she's made millions by slapping reclaimed wood on everything paired with tacky furniture and wannabe antique crap. Takes so much talent to make every house look like a fucking chic farmhouse. Her outdoor attraction in the shithole of Waco (the silos or something) has fake grass and they ask you to carry your dog so it doesn't pee on the got-damned fake grass. It's outside....in fucking Waco.........and you have fake grass........outside?!!??? Everything about her and her stupid show and business is fake. (Yes, my wife made me watch the show for several years, until we visited their shithole themepark)

When are there not thousands of empty seats at a UH game?

North Carolina.

Yeah ej, he didn't know until seconds before announcing. You will believe whatever someone tells you.

Red beans and rice. Collards. Out of paper bowls unfortunately.

This is a decent game that they’re playing in the background of the Alabama-OU game commercial.

"From the dark horizon of my future a sort of slow, persistent breeze had been blowing toward me, all my life long, from the years that were to come."

Saban has kept in contact with Deondrick Glass more than we have, that’s what he means by Plan E. If saban “picks” like you say, then it’s even more inexcusable that he keeps a guy like Glass warm and we don’t. And I get that no one here likes Glass, replace him with Barlow, it’s the same thing. The staff didn’t keep enough RBs warm and now they have to play catch up. And we did the same thing last year with Sqwirl Williams. Carrington had an in with that HS, and he chose elsewhere because we ignored him for so long.

Man being in a real New Years bowl has given this board way too much time to unravel.

For my own sanity I unfollowed the President the United States on Twitter because he is a bat shit crazy narcissistic sociopath. At this point whether or not he is impeached is almost irrelevant. A Democratic led house will finally lead to some checks and balances. IMO, the fear mongering/brain washing from Fox News and Conservative Talk Radio being spewed on the public for the last 30 years is the sole reason. Republicans and Democrats aren't that far apart. We all want good education, healthcare and opportunity; just philosophical differences on the best way to achieve those goals. The Right is now so far beyond NeoCon, ChristianCon that they are almost unrecognizable as a political party. No one is coming to take your guns. The borders aren't being overrun with migrants....and if it is, you're hiring them as day laborers to work your fields and do your construction work. Hell municipalities and states are hiring contractors that have nothing but non resident aliens on their payroll to build and repair our roads. I did some back of the napkin math on the original 33 billion that DJT asked for in 2017 for the wall and border security. You could hire 6,600 more border guards and pay them each 50k a year for the next 100 years. Then, all of the money spent would be taxed and recycled back into the system. Not really sure why I'm typing this out other than hoping it will be cathartic and help cleanse my mind. In the words of a wise WarZone poster from 2007. "Fuck that puto."

There is no way I would root for ou in anything. Ever. Some of the comments here are really disturbing for UT faithful.

keep this shit in the cloak room goddammit...

Anyone said fuck ou yet? Cause fuck ou.

I could have Trump out of the White House in like 2 months max if the DNC and D's in Congress would just follow my plan. Trump is clearly pathologically narcissistic, increasingly erratic, and paranoid. It's also clear that his mental faculties are on a swift decline. The fucker seems to be only semi-literate at this point and writes at an 8th grade level (charitably). All you'd need to do is properly invade his already-mushy brain and fuck up his headspace into oblivion. (1) Find the oldest, ugliest, grossest, mean-ass cunt female in Congress and make her speaker. Someone that would make Pelosi look like a bikini model and Elizabeth Warren a bible school kindergarten teacher. (2) Make that woman speaker immediately. Alternatively, find some district or state where Hillary Clinton could be appointed to replace a resigning congressman, and make her speaker immediately. The existing congressman will just have to take one for the team. (3) Hire around 10 of the country's top psychologists, psychotherapists, psychologists, and scholars that lead their fields in the study and treatment of narcissistic personality disorder. (4) Hire like 10 of the CIA and FBI's best retired interrogators, preferably skilled in psyops. (5) Hire a team of the country's best, most wicked, scathing insult comedians. Jeffrey Ross, Lisa Lampanelli, the "between two ferns" writers (Scott Aukerman, Zach Galifinakis, BJ Porter), Robert Smigel, etc. Get a group of 20 motherfuckers that can make a person cry or storm out of his own Comedy Central roast. (6) Have the "science team" and the CIA spooks identify with pinpoint precision the most terrifying, unmanageable fears of Trump. I mean, specific topics, people, and shit that will without question make him seethe with hellish angst. His weight, his fake hair, his fat ass, his age, his fake wealth, his d-list celebrity status, his intelligence, Obama, etc. (I have always suspected the apolitical personal stuff stings him the most). All angles are explored to identify subjects, tone, etc that will most disastrously cut into the hyperfragile maniac that every narcissist is beneath his surface. Even identify every single word Trump is most afraid of, e.g., "weak," "powerless," "loser," etc. (7) Have the scientists/intelligence dudes collaborate with the comedians to create a bank of like 3,000 tweets. Each tweet must be fiendishly razor sharp enough to push Trump's buttons on the level of "Well, that's because he'd rather have a puppet as President of the United States." Thousands of insults and observations for which Trump will have no fucking comeback or just a lame ass quip. (8) Every night at like 2:30am, the hideous old congresscrone speaker unleashes 2-3 tweets. Donald will end up not being able to get to sleep, either staying up late to swait for them or be chased out of bed at like 3:00am by his own paranoia. (9) Then, every single day during Fox and Friends, Every Democratic member of Congress retweets the speaker of the house's tweets from the night before. (10) The process is repeated relentlessly, and with escalating cruelty. (11) As needed, modifications and improvised adjustments are made to ensure maximum mental damage is inflicted. For example, Trump's "counterpunches" might either be mocked, or totally ignored. It will depend on what the science folk determine will drive him the most batshit. (12) Every Dem must undergo a mandatory consultation/prep meeting with the CIA/psychologist/comedian voltron any time he/she interacts with Trump, either in person or on the phone (13) The "Trump Mindfuck Supersquad Dream Team" and its psyops campaign causes Trump to enter some sort of vegetative fugue state or he suffers a shocking psychotic meltdown requiring his immediate impeachment and involuntary commitment to a psych ward. Or he dies of shame, I really don't care. Nancy, Chuck. Call me!