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Why don't you take a receipt over there?

I feel very strongly about this. So when you're selling a "Brisket breakfast taco," it had better damn well have eggs and brisket in it. Q: If it's a tortilla wrapped around some brisket, how is that a breakfast taco? A: It's not, it's a gotdam brisket taco.

The Rivals updated rankings are now factored into the composite. Pushed us up to #7, but the best part is now aggy composite is 91.07 and Texas is 91.19

Shane's the man. I'll be rooting for him wherever he ends up.

If I were her, I would invite him to a special House dinner. In the meantime, I'd phone up Vicente Fox, tell him what was up, and have him donate money for tacos. A lot of tacos. Think along the lines of the McDinner the other night. Arrange all the tacos on conjoined tables in a wall form. Then invite in the media. Tell them it's a wall. A wall of tacos. And Mexico paid for it.

aggy I work with: "Jalen Hurts just transferred to OU. Ouch. UT will not be able to beat OU next year now." me: "You should know all about not being able to beat Jalen Hurts." aggy: ....

Some, I assume, were good rabbits.

and I GUARANTEE that wall isn't 100% effective.

so i was at heb, waiting to buy a sixer of lone star in the express aisle. i glance over to the self-check aisle and see a uniformed TSA officer buying a handful of items obviously for her dinner. then i witnessed a guy about to check out notice her, and he took his few items over to her and (i couldn't hear what he said, so this is assumption) "let's combine these and let me pay for them." i watched as she scanned her items, then he scanned his and paid for all of it. now it wasn't much - she probably had $10 worth of items. but it kind of made my day. people are still good out here.

While I agree with the general premise you're attempting to put forth here, I will raise you Taylor Hamm, Billy Liucci, and Geoff Ketchum. James Hale, those Baylor cum stains from Sic 'Em 365 who think that rape is well within the purview of a football player, etc...

He'll hold a vote on lifting sanctions to Russia, but not one to re-open the government.

good luck clearing arsenio hall's schedule.

lol at thinking this country is made up of a Trump supporting “majority”. Y’all may be loud, fat, and tacky and have a minority rule over your shitty party of treason but you’re still only 35% of the country. And people who disagree with you have tried reason and facts and logic but y’all are beyond all help. Everything is fake news and alternative facts. Quite frankly, I’m tired of being polite and pretending like you Trumpkins aren’t shiteating, pissdrinking mental invalids. You’re gross. You’re loud. You’re fat. You’re dumb. You’re tacky. You’re ignorant. You’re racist. You’re embarrassing. Go smoke meth in your trailer, collect your SSI, and yell at the blonde lady on the picture box about the scary brown people and let the rest of us try to pull the country out of it’s death spiral.

"Playing with Barron"? At least come up with something plausible.

Why are you talking to and disagreeing with yourself?

Hell, I’ll do him one better: I’ve never even been proud of President Trump.

No. It. Fucking. Doesn't. Barbacoa is traditionally a Sunday BREAKFAST food. Pinche gringos.

i'm not frustrated out of fear of hurts at ou. i'm frustrated at the fact that we started 8 qbs in between colt and sam. we had a black hole there and nobody gave a shit. would be nice if a team we cared about beating felt that, even a little bit, on occasion. nothing is easy, but 2019 could be fun. just beat lsu.

Would all be better with eggs.

They mean searching for a doctor willing to have their professional opinion usurped by a report already written by the patient.

Jesus must you always speak in parables. You'll have to take that up with Him. He was pretty parable-y, I'll give you that. How about this -- Abbott has uniformly supported Trump being a raging fucking asshole. He has no credibility to then criticize something assholish that Trump is proposing. Direct enough for you?

No, the wildfire is stoking Trump and the Trumpkins. This isn't about the wall, it never was. It's about pandering to an out-of-control base. Abbott happily turned over the keys to executive power to Trump and the Trumpkins -- he championed it at every turn. This is what you fucking get. This is what you get when you hand the keys to a fucking deranged shitbag. You lit the Trump fire. Now watch it fucking burn. It WILL burn you in the process, you dumbass. That's why everyone with any sanity was saying "don't light that fucking fire." But the GOP establishment didn't fucking listen. Tough shit now, you don't get to bitch now. You chose this leadership. You fought for it. Enjoy the fruits of your labor, being jammed up your own ass sideways.

Tyrone Swoopes and Jerrod Heard think this comment is very racist.

We had a law enforcement officer pose online as a vendor of marketing materials....

I just called a senator's office for the first time ever (Cornyn) and left a message calling him a traitor for allowing McConnell to take a vote on lifting Russian sanctions, but not one to re-open the government. So that was fun.

Someone needs to just fucking lay out McConnell on the floor right now, the sight of him makes me angry.

“The state of the union is strong! Well, the government has been shut down for a month. And the president is a Russian asset. But besides that...”

The party that has a vested interest in proving government can't do anything right is making you question the role of government in our lives. Did not see that coming.

Is it safe to call this a Mexican standoff yet?

part of his tosu signing bonus along with a couple of cock rings and ball lifters from the zach smith bucknuts collection

I coach lacrosse... we are the mother fucking red headed step child... they dont tell me shit...

I'm sorry, but whatever elementary-school teacher taught you (and millions of kids like you) this stupid thing needs to be slapped. It's not that it's unnecessarily pedantic. It's just wrong. Whether we're a "democracy" or a "republic" simply depends on whether you favor Ancient Greek or Latin. The word "democracy" derives from the Greek terms "demos," meaning "people" and "kratia," meaning "power" or "governance." So a "demokratia" is literally a "government by the people." The word "republic" comes from the Latin "res," meaning "thing" and "publicus" meaning "of the people" or "public." So the Respublica was the "thing of the people." In other words, the two terms--democracy and republic--mean exactly the same thing in two different languages. Somewhere people got confused, because Athens was a direct democracy and Rome was a representative democracy. And since Rome gave rise to the term "republic," they erroneously concluded that a "republic" only meant a representative democracy. And if a republic is a representative democracy, then for some reason a "democracy" can only be a direct democracy. But that makes no sense, either linguistically, historically, or logically. We are a republic. We are also a representative democracy. It's the same fucking thing.

Let there be no ambiguity here. The Senate had the option of voting to put money in the pocket of a crooked Russian oligarch. The Senate had the option of voting to pay 800,000 Americans who are working without pay. The Senate chose to make sure the Russian oligarch got paid. They won't even hold a vote on whether actual Americans working for a living get paid. In case you wondered who the Senate is working for. It ain't us.

STFU, Abbott. You've been shoveling coal into the engine of this Stupid Train as fast as you can. Now you sit down, shut up, and enjoy the ride to Hell.

‘ Shot through the heart and you’re to blame... you give love... a bad name.”

"Finalizing details" like he dropped 20 pounds, is the healthiest man on Earth and has Tiger blood. No syphilis. YOU'RE THE SYPHILIS!

Good point, Close.

Did some enhancing.