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Because it really ties the desert together?

I've said this here before: I'm socially liberal (even moreso than most liberals), but fiscally conservative. I actually agree with the GOP on gun rights, small federal gov't (back when they meant that), and responsible federal spending. And I will probably never vote for a Republican in my remaining 40 or so years. The GOP needs to be burned to the ground for this.

Stuff like this is everything. This put the biggest smile on my face. The Eagles were never going to win the Super Bowl anyway, so I'm thrilled to see this turn into something so positive for Alshon, a guy who I really like. I mean it's fucking Beatle Mania our there! These kids are going bonkers over meeting him. I doubt that any of these kids will ever forget this day, and I doubt that Alshon Jeffrey will either. https://www.bleedinggreennation.com/platform/amp/2019/1/17/18187521/philadelphia-eagles-alshon-jeffery-visited-elementary-school-kids-who-wrote-him-letters

I think this "rancher" is confusing West Texas with West, Texas.

You know it's a prayer rug because it's got pictures of Mohammed all over it.

El Speakerino, if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.

Kid didn’t decide until he was walking up to the podium. He could barely hold back the tears as he made his announcement because he was so torn.

If you came into it, it's all yours, sir!

A whole lot of this. Well, that, and data and shit. I used to believe in trickle down economics, the Laffer Curve -- they made sense, I thought they were sound hypotheses. But we've tested those hypotheses. They utterly failed. I'm smart enough to look at the results and say "huh - that didn't turn out the way I expected, I guess I was wrong." Then, I don't do that thing again. Because it doesn't work. It's been literally PROVEN to not work. The GOP has been lying about damned near everything, and they are doubling down on all of their lies. They could tell me that water is wet, and I'd pour some out onto my desk just to check.

He should ask them how Sam’s dick tastes.

Iconoclast might get more racist so we should be nicer to Trump

I actually appreciate the clarity that Republicans’ consistent and absolute dumbfuckery has provided for us. I’ve become more fiscally liberal as a result. I figure that Rs manage to be wrong (or acting in bad faith) on virtually everything... climate change, Jade Helm, bathroom bills, immigration “crises”, death panels, the debt ceiling, weapons of mass destruction, hurricane relief, child separation, “the tax cut will pay for itself”, etc. I mean, if I know someone who is always wrong about everything I care about, I figure they’re probably wrong about everything else, too.

Ahem... Hello fellow American-Texans. No, I am not a Czechoslovakian, I am white like you. From Weest, Texas I am. Would you like a coalachee, is good, has sausage in.

Czechoslovakia invades us? We invade them. Sent from my LM-X210CM using Tapatalk

I despise the Eagles, but that’s a great story. It had to make him feel at least a little bit better about what happened. I’m at the point in my life where I really hate to see people fail like that. I don’t mind when they get beaten, it’s part of sports. I just hate to see people make huge mistakes like that and then have to deal with the repercussions from idiot fans.

The US has already built some amazingly effective walls that no individual has ever breached. And they are very well guarded and funded. Trump family is going to be impressed.

Steve, we go to Davos to steal money from Moose and Squirrel. -- Dotard cancels trip -- Curses! Foiled again!!!

No. No. Fucking. Mercy. You don’t get chemo only to leave fucking tumors to grow right back. We need to kill every. Last. Fucking. Cancer cell. Everyone who participated in the criminal conspiracy should die in prison. All of them. We can’t let this cancer come back.

I chuckle at the idea of terrorists and drug smugglers deciding it's a good idea to blend in with a caravan, like somehow it's in their best interests to be with a group getting the most fucking attention and the most fucking scrutiny possible.

Someone who can fap 41 times, that's who.

Lulz:

Wuv U Nancy.

Oh Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are clean.

I'm more a man of love, than a man o' war.

Signed, Epstein's Mother

I feel very strongly about this. So when you're selling a "Brisket breakfast taco," it had better damn well have eggs and brisket in it. Q: If it's a tortilla wrapped around some brisket, how is that a breakfast taco? A: It's not, it's a gotdam brisket taco.

247 says Evans will in Austin tomorrow.

The virus that infected @LTtxfan's computer is contagious.

I think now is the time to begin the process (which will be long). Further delays will only lend credence to the argument that they're simply doing it for political reasons. Right now, after it's been reported that he's suborned perjury and while we're in the midst of the longest ever government shutdown entirely due to his stupid tantrum, they can argue that they have a Constitutional duty to act. There's already way more than enough shit in the public record to justify impeachment, and a shitload more will come to light during the process regardless of whether they begin holding hearings tomorrow or a year from now. The longer they wait, the more successful the Republican argument that it's all just a political stunt will be with potential swing voters (and potential Republican to abstaining voters). Unfortunately, those are the people whose opinions matter. Mueller's investigation is first and foremost an investigation into Russian activities, both completed and ongoing activities. That means he won't be finished any time soon. The Dems should coordinate with him to make sure they don't jump the gun and fuck up any pending indictments or prosecutions, but they can't wait on him to wrap everything up, and there's more than enough material completely separate from Mueller's investigation that they need to begin publicly discussing as valid bases for impeachment (such as Trump's 1,400 conflicts of interest).

Literally everyone wants to reduce waste. I've never met a liberal in my life who is like "we need more wasteful spending!"

Too bad for charlie that Charlie couldn’t win with Charlie’s recruits, then.

Im pretty agnostic on Pelosi but she is the perfect person at the perfect time.

Great news, cookie. This has been fun. Again. Now you're going on ignore with what I imagine are maybe a handful of your other usernames.

I opted for the high quality version, just like my posting style. You stayed on point with quantity over quality, and as usual Machinator just showed up first. Pretty fitting for all of us.

How much pipe do you think will be laid at your house today?

NOTHINGBERDER

I want Nunez and Ryan and Scalise and Pence on the gallows too. President Pelosi. I wants it.

Revised for honesty...