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And FYI they taste deeeelish!

Had a cardiac “event” at 3am. Am currently in the Round Rock ER awaiting angiogram procedure. OU sucks.

Let's just say the recruiting portal site isn't so hard to break into. So I'll go ahead and confirm, that as of 10:26, he's in the portal and........

Oh yeah, CTJ. Nothing that anyone did had any effect on this whatsoever. So here's what I need you to do. Take your 995 tinfoil hats and...

It’s Texas. Of course you fucking dorks would get what you have been begging for and then immediately start questioning whether we’re worthy. GTFO.

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Hook 'em

For all you that gave me Neg for this comment.. I'd like it back now. Thank you

Bruxit

As great as it would be if McCoy transfers to Texas, it would be a little hollow if he didn't get a subsequent bump in his rating.

Looch's twitter tears are deeelish!

Be my guest...

Wow, we memed this into reality.

I have a friend, great guy, smart. I will not go to a restaurant with his family because his kids act like little fucking shitheads. My kids stay in their seat, do not whine about not getting to drink Coke, do not trash the place. Why? Because years ago, one of them pulled some shit, wouldn't stop whining about not getting to drink coke instead of milk and then turning up the whining to screaming when I said no, I made us all get up and leave, left the barely eaten food on the table. They have never acted out in a restaurant again. If I had given them the coke just to shut them up so I could enjoy the meal in peace, they would be drinking coke every time we go to a restaurant. You do not negotiate with terrorists, or misbehaving children. You do not meet them halfway. You do not make a deal. You do not make a counter offer. You do not give them the coke, or 5.7 billion for a stupid fucking wall that should have been laughed out of court the first time it was mentioned, just because its easier.

Well, it also demonstrates a complete misunderstanding of an economic system built on the flow of money. Let's take the ABSURD cost of a massive deportation effort out of the equation. Let's just imagine, as a fantasy, that the Lord God Jehovah issued a command booming from the heavens, and POOF, every undocumented person in America was teleported back to their country of origin. Let's look at the cascade of economic effects there. Farms? They're fucked. I hope you like your strawberries and lettuce in rotten piles on the dirt, because that's where they'll be. Alternatively, quadruple the price. Construction? Totally fucked in much of the country. I mean, as a litigator, I'd love it -- the blown deadlines and liquidated damages litigation would keep me going for YEARS. Restaurants? They're fucked too. Some will close (some have already closed in Austin because they can't find adequate staff at wages that make the business work). At the rest, prices will go up. Landscaping and janitorial services? Same story. How many landlords would go broke after losing many of their tenants? How many stores (think La Michoacana on N. Lamar, and 100 other stores like it in Austin alone) will shut down because of a loss of customers? How many local restaurants would take a similar hit? And of course, we're also not including any of the calculations netting out their contribution to the tax base -- remember, when that illegal buys a new pair of boots, those are taxes going into our coffers. When the apartment complex he was in depreciates because it can't fill its beds, that's value off of our tax base. When he isn't working on that construction project, even under a fake SSN, those are SS dollars that aren't going into the coffers. Immigration is one of those issues that, because of a minor itch, we seem intent on shooting ourselves in the dick economically with a .357. It's just so fucking stupid.

He sounds like Master Blaster, he runs Bartertown

Let's not forget the man who made this all possible:

Yeah, that aged really poorly, really quickly for Ol’ @TrojanPrincess . At least she’s come back to own it, though. Right. Also, Helton is giving him the full release. But I am sure of y’all will handwring over that as well.

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Trump: "Ah yes. A wave of indictments would be the perfect distraction for us right now. They're playing right into my perfectly adequate sized hands. We'll distract them even more when we hire someone to shoot Jared in the thigh and launch an airstrike on Fernando Valenzuela."

So we have had Malikmas Would this be Happy Bru Year?

Christ you are just incapable of admitting when you are wrong. I posted in December that I thought we had a better than decent chance of landing Bru and you mocked me and anyone else that felt similarly. My take turned out to be pretty damn close to accurate (that he was torn, wanted to play at Texas, but felt a need to commit to SC) but of course it's USC's dysfunction and Clay Helton that did it - nothing to do with Bru's affinity for Texas and his connections with other commits (Jake Smith, Floyd) and our coaches. SC needed to bring in Kliff to change Bru's decision and when he left Bru seemed to double back and go with the decision he wanted to make in the first place. I don't understand why you can't take anything at face value. There are people other than you that aren't full of shit and rumors are rumors for a reason. You have a lot of good takes and great connections and make the right call a lot, but that doesn't make you some omniscient expert on all things recruiting. You chose to ignore a lot of the nuance with Bru and that's fine. But don't try and flip the script once the ship has changed course against your assumptions.

SIAP. Per LHF 247 national guy Greg Biggens said Bru was granted his LOI release & looking at no school other than Texas

And that lady over there is named Karen, but I call her Karen. Her sister is Katherine. Many people like to call Karen's sister, Katherine, by her name, which is Katherine. I also call her Katherine. Debbie is a bitch, though. She wants to be called Deborah. Well, too bad, Debbie.

Trump: Why would I build a wall across that big clock in France?

So it seems like Senate republicans are about ready to surrender. Nancy shouldn't give money for an inch of a wall. Fuck em. I'm not getting paid again tomorrow, but fuck 'em. Give him nothing.

Who let ztejas and Earl of Texas back into this thread?

Live look at Derka...

It is not. What you're gonna wanna do is go back out of this page. Go back to the recruiting forum. And then you're gonna wanna take your mouse, and make the pointer go up to the top right of your screen, where there's a little red X. And then you're gonna wanna click that little red X. And after you click that little red X, you're gonna wanna take your laptop, and you're gonna wanna just shut the screen. Just close it all the way down. And then you're gonna wanna just leave it shut.

Diseases of the 1890's are alive in Portland...

Since Im perfectly content being petty, and since apparently I posted my original comment about 2 pages too early before shit exploded last night, heres another live look in on dbeasy:

Would you?

This is usually the point when he files for Chapter 11.

Good luck, Brat. If they get confused by your anatomy, remind them to flip the image over.

Which Shipley will McCoy be roommates with?

Hopefully you won’t get knocked up by some male nurse with a wonky eye