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Just gonna drop this little nugget in here: A student [redacted by FERPA] was admitted to the College of Liberal Arts (undeclared) on 1/24 by the Office of Admissions. He (or she) then had an advising bar cleared today. We'll just say I have access to "inside" information.

I might as well be after eating the cafeteria meatloaf plate & Elmer’s Glue pudding dessert. i need a Luby’s fix, but the drugs here should see me through.

What a glorious fucking work of art this has been. It's played out like some sort of slapstick comedy when viewed through the lens of this community. Well done all around to Herman, crew, McCoy, Clay Helton, TrojanPrincess, Kliff Kingsbury, Kliff Kingsbury's gay lover, EJ Holland's vagina, TFB's fucktardery, you guys, me, that dipshit over there, the aggies, and good ol'Barton Simmons and his band of 24/7 fuckwits. Outstanding.

Let's be completely clear on what the deal is with Bryan Carrington. 1. ALL of the 9.95ers hate him because he has their dream job and he did it the only way it can be done. Hard work. He is doing EXACTLY what assflutes like Hamm and Looch have been dreaming of doing for years and it only highlights their fear of failure and their lack of talent by comparison. 2. He's black. I'm surprised that the word uppity hasn't made it into the Aggy discussions on BC but it's there. Do you think they'd use the same kind of aggressive banter if it was Austin Thomas at Texas, instead of Carrington?

This is why A&M can't have nice things.

God is allowed to do this to Dylan.

Our WR haul this year will include the MaxPreps Player of the Year, the Gatorade Player of the Year, the MVP of the UA Game, a 5star who scored 6 TDs in the state championship game, and a fifth dude who apparently has the balls to compete with all of them. Not too shabby.

I said this back a few weeks ago...but when Barton went on farmer 247 and got called every name under the sun including a POS during their q&a...i said Barton isnt above petty fucking with them as a fanbase going forward. Would McCoy have ended up in 2019 class regardless. Almost certainly. Do i think simmons smirked all day yesterday and while writing that article today? Absofuckinglutely. Morons.

Let me get this straight. We're about to pull the ninth ranked player in the country who is willing to sit a year of he has to in order to play under Herman with Sam. In the process of doing this, we're not only going to strengthen an already amazing wr haul, we're also going to jump two spots in the rankings. Not only are we jumping two spots, but very specifically the two schools we're set to pass up are a&m and ou. Not only are we going to pass them, but the manner in which we're set to pass them is due to a somewhat gray area in the scoring, with the decision that Bru will count for us, a decision likely to cause great weeping and gnashing of teeth within the aggy and sooner faithful. Yes. Yes, all of this will do just fine.

No, lets hope your bitch ass is stuck in some shithole airport for days. Let's hope you have to sleep on the ground in an airport terminal, in clothes that haven't been changed for days. Let's hope you have to shit into overflowing toilets and eat food you bought out of airport vending machines. Let's hope you miss your vacation, job, family visit whatever you are flying for. Let's hope you lose your job because of it, lose the deposit you paid for the vacation. Let's hope you don't get to see your dying parent one last time before they pass. Maybe then you'll feel some of the pain millions of others are feeling and actually start to develop a sense of empathy. Maybe then you'll stop minimizing the impact of this absurd shut down. Maybe then you'll realize what pieces of shit your President and Party (and by extension, you) are.

So I’ve been doing gumbo for about 16-17 years now, and have always been an admirer of your gumbo porn pics throughout the years. So I feel like it’s time to post mine through a chronological timeline. First, I kill the ducks. Then, after soaking the breasts in buttermilk, garlic, and a little soy sauce for two days, I smoke the ducks. Then I add sausage, shrimp, and the necessary vegetables, and bring them to a boil. Then I add the roux, and let it boil for about another hour. Then put the burner on low and let it ride overnight. Then I ate that shit.

The 9th best player in the nation and the 9th best recruit in Texas history. Pop the champagne, he's ours! https://247sports.com/Player/Bru-McCoy-88120/

Despite the Hitler thing being older than hell - this is actually really funny.

Which one of you is this?

Folks mock the takes on the football board, but seeing things like "Moore will go to Houston with his brother" and "how will Burt ever get into the lineup" are as hawt a set of fucking takes as I've seen in a while. This isn't an EA Sports game. Burt redshirted at staff's request with the intention of having him play plenty his senior year. If he's practicing well, he's going to be the first guy off the bench behind CJ and Duvernay, and we've seen that the staff will rotate plenty. Does he wake up after the spring and decide he's done or rolling out? Sure, but he's not bailing because 17 year olds are showing up to take snaps. As to Moore, what the fuck is that even doing being uttered?

No idea why millenials are so angry, not like we're loaded down with an absurd level of debt that we were encouraged to take on by our parents, advisers, and society - while being blamed for the failure of american industry and society for not being able to spend enough money to keep the house of cards economy running. All while the personification of the caustic narcissism of the boomer generation is riding roughshod over the GOP and the constitution, while simultaneously the first "millennial" representatives are being targeted as whack jobs. No idea why millennials may be angry.

dear garret wilson, fuck you. signed, bru mccoy

It’s no secret. He carries a purse.

NSIAP :: Aggy meltdown led me to this ... Barton :: How 247Sports will handle Bru McCoy's status going forward .

The last few days, I’ve been fighting a helluva cold (not flu or strep, was tested) culminating with little sleep last night, followed by me having to get our kid out the door to school here in a few minutes. But this, this brings a smile to my face.

I can't believe the former head of the FBI is outsmarting all these geniuses.

Bump.

Holy shit. Clay Helton just put his name in the portal.

I need a cigarette

Up to #3 boys. https://247sports.com/Season/2019-Football/CompositeTeamRankings/

I only did the one for Texas and it was only 247 site rankings, not composite. I think golfclap had the one that tracked composite changes for both schools throughout the year. Here's mine. This was done because of the whining about Owens and one Baylor fan acting like our guys always get a bump when they commit. As you can see, 4 guys got a bump around the time they committed, 3 guys stayed the same, and 16 of our commits dropped when they committed.

Had a cardiac “event” at 3am. Am currently in the Round Rock ER awaiting angiogram procedure. OU sucks.

@OnAComputer you sick bastard, this is great

Watch the first 2 minutes of this guys HUDL. Seriously. https://www.hudl.com/video/3/7121778/5b9d30f93deae70a84a89082

Nancy right now to Trump,

This has been posted before but there's no better gif for how I feel when aggy gets salty

Ah, here we go: https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/272949/replies/3201964 "I can't imagine how one can make an informed judgement between Franchione and Stoops. Fran is widely recognized as one of the best five coaches in the country. There is a vast talent gap between the two programs right now. Nobody has better game day preparation than Fran, and with even talent, I would take Fran."

100% stolen from Reddit:

TE: neither team signed one. Advantage A&M. -Kevin Kubescheski

His campaign manager is in court this morning. His adviser got indicted this morning. Airfare is in chaos this morning. Hundreds of thousands of government employees will miss their second paycheck this morning. And he's worried about how CNN knew to be at Stone's house? (Which they've answered multiple times.) Fucking dunce. Fuck all of you who still support him, you goddamn morons.

Bru is going to count toward the 2019 class. Even if for some reason it’s not in the composite, everyone knows that he’s a 2019 player. This is going to break aggy in a way Malikmas never could. In 2015 they had hope that Strong would suck. Fast forward to 2019 - Texas has just finished the season in the top 10 after beating SEC #2 powerhouse Georgia and is coming off of a top 3 finish in recruiting in 2018. aggy has just been passed in the rankings in the final stretch of the 2019 class and has what is probably its toughest schedule since leaving for the SEC. aggy knows what’s coming. Deep down they know it. And they’re scared. The window of opportunity has passed. It’s over. They had their chance and found a way to aggy it up yet again.

Merry Malikmas and Happy Bru Year! Its a Festivus miracle!