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Yeah but the trump administration has only been in place for two years. The republicans will catch up on the felony count soon.

By any chance did your family manage Wille Neslon in the 70's?

Take the loss, pussy.

Horace seemed to ike the aggy bitch slapping.

Bama isn’t going to hire Jimbo fucking Fisher.

Shaka con?

Trump’s predicament is a foreshadowing of a larger reckoning that the GOP is going to eventually face. He has to soften his stance or die politically at the hands of a large majority including liberals, centrists, moderate conservatives and the traditionally apathetic that are now motivated to vote. If he softens his stance, however, he will die at the hands of his minority base that is the conservative street that he will have betrayed. This is the check-and-balance that centrists and moderates provide in American politics — to pull a government run amok by the lunatic fringe of one party back to a sane middle ground. Its why Dems were voted into control of the House. And it is uplifting to see Pelosi so adroitly performing her role as foil in this very first test between the will of the people of the United States and their misguided government that does not represent them. Look at Trump’s approval numbers as he continues to get stymied for a measurement of this effect. He won’t win back anyone left of his far-right position and he will only lose support from those with him at the far-right as they realize he cannot be effective anymore. We are not a doomed republic. There will be damage to repair, and it will give rise to a new set of problems, but this madness ends in 2020 at the latest.

I don't know where else to put this...

Did your family donate a house to the women's swim team?

Frankly I don’t give a shit about wins or losses or who looks good in all of this. I just want the government to start functioning like a government and for people to get paid for their work.

Trump would eat 50 Egg McMuffins.

You support a weak, spineless habitual liar who lost his balls to a 79 year old Alpha bitch. Trump can declare whatever the hell he wants, but like most everything else in his life, it will be for naught. He's a loser, surrounded by losers, and there is no cavalry on the way to save him. He's damaged goods, and you are just too fucking stupid to see it. Put on your red hat and go to a rally.

Strong. Not Chuckles Strong. Quite Strong.

A lot of decisions Herman made along the way were made because of culture, and many weren’t popular with fans. However, he stuck to his guns and here we are. We all wondered why Chris Warren wasn’t playing over Porter. Warren was a lazy piece of shit that didn’t work his ass off and wouldn’t block for others. Warren completely mails in a block on a QB Lead against USC on a pivotal short yardage play, and he sits the rest of the game with an “eye injury” (if memory serves me correct). Collin Johnson sat for stretches of games (K State last year?) while lesser talented players were getting key snaps. We bitched and moaned, but Herman stuck to his plan. The end result? We got what we got this year from Collin Johnson and LJH. They both stand to make a lot more money because of it, too. It’s hard for coaches to discipline or “tough love”. We, as fans, say we want tough love, but we bitch and moan when we see it in action (OK State game). I’m glad that Herman stuck to his guns. We all should be, and we all probably owe him at least a little slack on the next questionable personnel decision.

Jimbo Jones

They've always been aggy. They just needed a reason to be more open about their aggy-ness.

You should have put it in her butt.

That’s cause bitches get shit done.

aggy is experiencing the (inevitable) first stages of evidence that they are still who they are, have always been, and always will be. This is a one hundred year rinse/repeat that they finally thought they bought their way out of (at considerable debt, expense, and emotional investment) only to get the tired same reminder that the top of the hill is no closer than it ever has been. They are panicking because the truth is creeping closer in spite of every exhaustive effort on their part to validate their irrational groupthink narrative that they are relevant.

Any time David Roth writes an essay on Trump, do yourself a favor and read every word. This man is a poet. https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/you-cant-get-there-from-here-1831622949 Some highlights: “It’s not going to change a damn thing,” the President of the United States told an assemblage of news anchors at an off-the-record White House meeting some weeks ago. “But I’m still doing it.” To a certain extent, that groaning is just standard Trump shit—his signature all-caps triumphalism is balanced by an equal and opposite tendency towards teenish mopery when he doesn’t get what he wants fast enough, or hot enough, or served with proper deference. But there was something a bit different about this. He was referring to a trip he’d make to the Rio Grande Valley later that week, during the early-middle part of the 35-day federal government shutdown, at the point when various assholes were putting on barn jackets and getting themselves photographed squinting at arroyos outside of McAllen, Texas. ...He believes the bit about the smugglers and the duct tape because he believes it, and because he believes it now he will never stop believing it. In the last days of the shutdown, Trump and members of his cabinet explained, with the blithe confidence God gives only to people who have never considered the possibility that they might be wrong, that furloughed government employees could simply “work something out” with their local grocers and debt-collection agencies. When he says something confusing or stupid or glaringly wrong—something that can’t be explained by any existing set of facts or system of beliefs, something that even the embalmed-looking juche vendors on his favorite television channels haven’t dared put up for sale—it’s because he believes it. ...even before he banged his own personal left turn and began his full-tilt drive into the desert of cognitive decline, Trump was not an especially nuanced or strategic person. His mind is not what it was, and at its peak it was more of a Magic 8 Ball than a supercomputer. He can’t learn anything because he can’t listen to other people if they aren’t speaking from inside a television; he can’t remember what he hears there because he can’t really care unless it’s about him. These deficits are clear when Trump is extemporizing on furloughed workers cutting deals with the milkman or imagining cartoon coyotes piloting sedans full of duct-taped women across the Rio Grande, but they are even clearer when he tells knowing lies. The former tend to be about other people, and so tend to be both lurid and half-assed; he only really ever applies himself when the lies involve himself. ...His lies, though, are more elemental. They are never anything more than the opposite of truth. If Trump keeps insisting that he’s not being investigated for his relationship to Russia in gratuitous and unconvincing ways, it’s not because he’s trying to leverage some advanced placement Dealpoint or exploit some hidden businessman’s trick or angle. It’s because he’s literally fucking being investigated for his relationship with Russia and because he very much wants people to think he’s not, and because that’s honestly the best he can do because his brain is an old donut bobbing around in a toilet.

"Just listen to Herman. He has a flat-out weird side to him." These fuckers are desperate. Jimbo Jones Boomhauer Baggins the Cuck-bearer sounds like a used-car salesman. It's been said several times the past 48 hours, but bears repeating: the UGA game broke them in a way we could have never anticipated. Unparalleled cognitive dissonance is kicking in. They are on the edge of the abyss in Mount Doom, grasping for Their Precious to give them One Last Fix of Moral Victory. This is pure, uncut, galatcially potent misery. The battered aggy misery scale is going to have to be recalibrated this spring.

A pickle with “sweet” on the label cannot claim best in the world.

Just checked over at TexAgs...

Yankees fan right? i say you can ride this out.

There’s something weirdly similar about these guys, I can’t quite place what it is.

@OnAComputer you sick bastard, this is great

Coach is obviously making our PWO program a priority since we are getting kids with options deciding to join our program. We just need David Neil to join us. First up is Jett, a combo of Ray Lewis and Luke Kuechly https://247sports.com/Player/Jett-Bush-46055186/

With one of the main knocks against Texas this year being a lack of explosive offense, what did we do? We went out and signed the most explosive players in the country at every single skill position on the field. I didn't realize how impressive this actually was until I put it on paper. Plus we get two more years of Sam. This is going to be fun: Gatorade national player of the year - WR Jake Smith Maxwell national player of the year and composite 5*- WR Bru McCoy UA All America game MVP - WR Marcus Washington State record holder for rushing in a title game and composite 5 *- RB/WR Jordan Whittington Georgia offensive state player of the year - RB Derrian Brown Under Armor All American - QB Roschon Johnson Under Armor All American - TE Brayden Liebrock Plus an under the radar high upside WR in Kennedy Lewis

I see your chickens have come home to roost.

You are missing the more obvious explanation: she's a bagman. She is in on the cheating, and lying about it is second nature now.

Treating all Americans with dignity and respect.

Data and evidence? Sounds like it’s time for another “data dump”!

They're acting like we stole their candi.

Sweet pickles are an abomination.

SEC

He seems Mad.

This got nothing to do with nothing, but look at this goddamm shark. Whaaaat

The Wall was so important and such an emergency that he put it on the back burner for 2 years. The fact you believe anything spewing out of his mouth is just pathetic.

An intervention to say what? “Dear God, woman...you don’t have to piss on his corpse, too!”

Lawrence Taylor and Randy Moss.

Texas is the reason he recruited okay. He left Tom with awful holes in the roster. At key spots. Strong was an average recruiter at best. Sadly, his game day coaching ability made his recruiting ability look stellar. Worst coach in Texas history. Bar none.

Merry Malikmas and Happy Bru Year! Its a Festivus miracle!

Let me get this straight. We're about to pull the ninth ranked player in the country who is willing to sit a year of he has to in order to play under Herman with Sam. In the process of doing this, we're not only going to strengthen an already amazing wr haul, we're also going to jump two spots in the rankings. Not only are we jumping two spots, but very specifically the two schools we're set to pass up are a&m and ou. Not only are we going to pass them, but the manner in which we're set to pass them is due to a somewhat gray area in the scoring, with the decision that Bru will count for us, a decision likely to cause great weeping and gnashing of teeth within the aggy and sooner faithful. Yes. Yes, all of this will do just fine.

No idea why millenials are so angry, not like we're loaded down with an absurd level of debt that we were encouraged to take on by our parents, advisers, and society - while being blamed for the failure of american industry and society for not being able to spend enough money to keep the house of cards economy running. All while the personification of the caustic narcissism of the boomer generation is riding roughshod over the GOP and the constitution, while simultaneously the first "millennial" representatives are being targeted as whack jobs. No idea why millennials may be angry.