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In case you couldn’t tell, these are reactions from 3 different people.

No they don’t you racist piece of shit.

It's pretty disgusting that in 2019 someone still thinks all running backs look the same.

Hope he makes a complete recovery and be in Austin attending classes this fall. He was my favorite player (story) from this class. Seeing him dressed up and flashing hookem on signing day was a delight. Then the reports how his family sent gift baskets to the coaching staff, showing their gratefulness of the staff having faith in their son ... awesome. He kept his head high despite some dumbass horn twitter people melting down about the RB position. Speeding recovery DB.

How it was written: How it will be read: Together we can breaks decades of political stalemate, it's been going on so long, folks, so long, and it's worse now than ever before in our history. Just look at our Wall, everyone knows we need it, everyone wants it, but the Democrats just refuse to help, even when there was that huge bust this week, largest ever, largest shipment of smuggled elephants we have ever seen and ICE caught it. Democrats want to get rid of ICE, but we need a wall so much, so much. We can bridge old divisions, we can use American Steel. No one, no one knew we even made steel in America anymore, but we do, and a lot of it, we are opening new steel factories, many factories, so many you wouldn't believe, but believe me, the best steel and factories. And we can build bridges, and the wall. Steel slats. We will heal old wounds, which was what I called John McCain, build new coalition, forge new solutions, and really folks, we need new solutions, why do we need to force them? Why are the Democrats, and their leaders Chuck and Nancy, I call her Nancy, so against new solutions? We shouldn't have to force them, everyone wants them, everyone wants the wall, keep out the murderers, the rapists, the elephants. And the sex trafficking. They tape them with duct tape around their mouths, around their face. Sometimes they can't breathe. We need to stop that, we need to stop them, and the Wall will stop them. They won't take a right turn or a left turn anymore, I'm telling you, believe me. And we will unlock the extraordinary process of America's future. Even Chuck's beloved New York, and I love it, too, I built some of my biggest and most beautiful buildings there, even New York gave me an award so many years ago, for my extraordinary contributions to that beautiful city. "It's just what I do," I said, "I don't need an award," but they insisted I take the award, and I did, for extraordinary contributions to the city. I'll never forget that, "extraordinary contributions" they said. I said, that should be expected, what I did should be expected, not awarded, but New York gave me the award. Extraordinary contributions. The decision is ours to make. (Republican side leaps to their feet in rapturous applause)

lol at citing emotionality and menstruation as negatives when we have an ego driven rage machine in the Oval Office and this weeping vagina holler sobbing in confirmation hearings. And this red faced anger machine on the Supreme Court. But please, mansplain some more about how women and their periods make them too emotional to effectively serve in powerful leadership positions.

To connect with Roger, she’d fare better calling it a ball gag order.

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Why couldn't Fred have pulled out?

Aggy paid $75 million for post 2009 Mack Brown.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/derrian-brown-and-family worth posting in here as well

Wish I could remember where I first heard it said "I don't know why women don't run the world -- they have half the money and all the pussy." Shared that with my wife, and she thought it was gotdamn hysterical....and then she got mad and said "wait....that makes sense...why DON'T we run the world?" I then changed the subject because I'm pretty sure I was about to get in trouble for something.

The judges ruling went right over the gradient slope of Roger Stone's head.

Wow. It's disgusting that our country still condones domestic violence such as this .

It's only one. Not a group. Therefore it's attempted murder....

What do you mean “you guys”?

Fuck you guys.

Is Taj Griffin just Tre Watson with a green tie, pretending he can get another year of eligibility? Holy shit they look a lot alike:

First, fuck all of you making jokes about this. This kid is in a serious life changing situation and I could give 2 shits about football given his situation. Prayers to him and his family.

Is this what it feels like to be Derka?

And to prove another point upthread, it did its job. Dumb as Hammers is proving that he's not interested in actual reality, he just needs the talking point. Well he's got himself a talking point for years to come. Now we'll get to periodically waste time debunking his falsehood whenever he brings it up, and worse, lots of people he shares that with won't be aware its a falsehood and will believe that this is actually a problem. We all have to just face that fact that there are lots and lots of people who have absolutely no need to be truthful, they just need their team to win. All else is subordinate to winning, and no lie is too big if that lie will keep their team winning. Its pathetic.

Pro tip: if you don’t follow recruiting most of the year but still want to find out what’s happening at the end of the cycle, stick to lurking. You sound dumb.

Rector? Hell, damn near killed ‘er!

They didn't lose the interview. They just ran out of required skills.

You're actually witnessing a titanic internal battle here. It's the irresistible force versus the immovable object, as Gorilla Monsoon used to tout. What's the one force in the universe powerful enough to undercut Liucci's desire to sunshine pump his fanbase? Why, to contradict and attempt to dick slap taylor hamm.

Well, what can I say, I’m passionate. Besides, fuck the grandkids.

You know, if I start banging Kate and 3-4 supermodels a night I’ll become known worldwide as the dude who pulls more tail than DiCaprio. My house will be a pussy Mecca and my wife will probably be cool with it. I just need to get it started with Kate and then it’ll all snowball. Or not.

Shepherd is in Austin for his OV.

Leave us out of this

Is this a trick question? Obviously, the one who killed our people in Bengazi, sold all of our Uranium and in her spare time ran a pedo sex ring in the basement of a pizza parlor.

Adopted our girl 10 years ago this week. For 11 she's still very spry & still filling our home with love (and white fur). Use up all the runway, Lily.

If he's on a medical retirement, I would really like to see his dad get a QC coaching gig here so the family can be around for him to get his UT degree. Obviously, we'd all love to see him suit up in burnt orange, but at this point, screw football. This is about family.

You just made the list.

It's the guitar equivalent of

The only thing congressional Rs care about is re-election. When it becomes clear that re-election is impossible if tied to Trump, they will jump ship faster than Lindsey Graham can clutch his pearls and pretend to care about democracy

Who gives a fuck? Every school recruits committed players. They're are plenty of reasons to bash A&M, we don't need to pretend like recruiting commits is one of them.

I was about to post something similar. I keep reading that they got hammered and shouldn't have cooperated. It's 4 scholarships and they have to skip their bowl loss to a middling big 12 team this December. Big deal

I like vodka martinis.

Russia isn’t holding up its end of the bargain but the fact they weren’t was giving us some nominal leverage in negotiations. “Hey Russia, we’re not coming to the table until you abide by this treaty like you agreed to.” We are giving that leverage away for absolutely nothing.

Wife bought a huge bag of chicken nuggets from Costco. Resealable bag, and naturally, this is how she opens it. WTF?? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Looks damn good, Champ. I'm a big fan of chili cheese burgers. I am not, however, a big fan of chili cheeseburgers that have lettuce on them. The inclusion of chili immediately requires that lettuce sit this one out.

I want to know why the fuck Missouri is getting away with the narrative that this was a harsh penalty. It's a wrist slap for blatant and obvious cheating.

It appears Muslimgirl1973's attempt to blow up the Mizzou program has failed and has ruined her career. I suppose you could say it was a... ... career suicide bombing.