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as he was leaving the jail he said, "I'll be baaaack"

he looks like someone who got scammed by the fyre festival.

Yes. I think it was in the 80s when someone noted that the trend of Americans being encouraged to think of themselves as taxpayers rather than citizens was having a deleterious effect on the country. The people who respond to complaints about the misdeeds of this administration with my portfolio is looking better than it has in 10 years personify that observation. The people who encouraged that viewpoint have been picking the taxpayers' pockets at an unprecedented rate. Asking what you can do for your country is for fools. I don't want to bother the rich because I may be rich one day! Let's blame everything on the money we give to the poor (microscopic part of budget) and applaud subsidies and tax breaks for corporations (hello Foxconn!) whom the market forces to care about our interests (the rubiest of rube arguments). The right encouraged all of this and made out concern about the environment, other people, or the institutions in place to look after the little guy to be window dressing for a hidden agenda to destroy beautiful America. Feminazis and environmental wackos and southern plantation welfare! Evil news media, attorneys, and unions! Trust the market! Trust the wealthy! Trust the corporations which, after all, are owned by grandmothers and boy scouts who own their stock! It's the ascendancy of Idiot World encouraged by con men who are getting rich off of it. Trump is ruining it by opening the eyes of intelligent people who were duped, but the idiots stay loyal and malignant. Like the kudzu vine, this malignancy was cultivated. Now we can't get rid of it.

This is Obama, in case you were confused...

LoOk

Sigh. Eric's gonna jerk off in public. Again.

This times a million. Trump intentionally separated thousands of children from their parents with no plans to ever reunite them, and pulled disaster funding from a U.S. territory, apparently because it's filled with brown non-voters. But in the two years he's been in office, he hasn't yet slaughtered six million people because of their religion. So if you're sounding the alarm, you're an unhinged alarmist.

Accomplished female members of government being referred to as bitches and hoes and objects to be ass fucked. Or they’re old hags. And y’all wonder why women are pissed all the time and think that Gillette commercial was spot fucking on.

It's peak selfishness/individualism. It doesn't matter if the rest of the country or world burns around them, and every other human in those places suffers. So long as at the end of the day, they can say "I got mine," then.....WINNING! Trump is truly the perfect president for these people, in this time. We are the Completely Independent States of Selfish Narcissists now, and Trump was destined to be our president. There is zero concept of the common good, residing in a greater community, emotional empathy, or even logical processing of the truth that economically, "we all do better when we all do better." Nope. There's just "I got mine." Full stop. Pure Trump.

So who had Fort Bend County jail on the destination thread?

Just wait until Mueller indicts: -L0ok, Donald Trump Jr.'s collusion with Russia has nothing to do with President Trump. -L0ok, Jared Kushner's back channels to the Saudis to direct Trump's foreign policy prior to inauguration has nothing to do with President Trump. -L0ok, Donald Trump being dragged out of the WH Residence in cuffs at 6am for treason, obstruction of justice, collusion with Russia and violating the Emoluments Clause has nothing to do with President Trump!

Suck it, assholes. Treason, bribery, graft, one humanitarian crisis after another is ok but fuck off with a $5,000 tax bill. Nice to see the trumptards have such a low price on the demise of America. They can all get fucked right in the ass.

This might help:

There is not a more beautiful sight than a mother holding her newborn child while the father rawdogs a porn star

It’s ridiculous they would arrest him during black history month

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@immamac Can you shut down the EJ fashion talk already? Jesus fucking christ.

Does anyone else have a verbal tick when Ted Cruz is shown on the television that makes you uncontrollably yell "fuck you Ted Cruz, you piece of shit"

Damn I hate to see the marine go, hopefully the next OL coach will still load up on fat Guards.

15 yard penalty for apostrophe abuse.

The kid should change his name to Drumpf.

I had to pick up a desire chip today. I didn't have an impressive amount of time accrued but it meant a lot to me. Self loathing, hopelessness, fear were the main course day 1. Day 2 was depression. Today's day 3 and I had to compose myself in the parking lot on the way in. I left that meeting feeling completely revitalized. I'm going to owe my life to the pissheads in that room.

Thanks for the post. All of it, but especially this part. I think the greatest gift Ben has given us so far is that we truly appreciate all the little things he learns and the new skills he picks up; stuff we took for granted with the first three kiddos. Little man has figured out how to give kisses, and I will say there is literally nothing better right now than when he plants a big one on me. This happened the other day: I had all the kids at home on a Saturday while my wife was out running some errands and getting out of the house by herself for a bit. I left Ben in his room to play and it got really quiet. I went to check on him and saw this: His big brother had gone into the room and was reading him a book. Normally, big bro doesn’t have a lot to do with the little guy. I can’t tell you how proud I was at that moment of my kids. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Right now, a shitload of Trump supporters are pissed off that Trump is claiming the Holocaust was real.

How fucking embarrassing for all of us.

Jesus Christo, this Heron Preston shit is right out of Zoolander!

Hey fuckwits, this shit wasn't OK in the 1980's either. This reminiscing on simpler times is why everybody is wishing you'd hurry up and die.

Well, they certainly look alike.

You know, there's nothing wrong with that name. There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about twelve years old and that no-talent ass clown became president. Hmm... well, why don't you just go by Drumpf instead of Trump? No way! Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.

As a middle school math teacher I'll give you the short version. Then the thread will be overrun by the "back in my day!" crowd that can't think for two seconds. The goal of much of the stuff people think is overly complicating a simple algorithm is to instill number sense. Kids with good number sense can more quickly learn all sorts of more advanced things in later grades. The kids that only memorize lots of algorithms struggle later and have no natural number sense. I will likely not return to this thread as we've been down this road before and this topic brings the trolls out of the woodwork.

Someone who doesn't have the patience to make a resume? Sir, you sound like just the kind of employee we are looking for at the Globex Corporation. I'll start you out at 500,000, no, 1 million dollars a year. Hopefully you haven't already been scooped up by a competitor yet.

not what we're doing right now, Paul.

I'm just impressed with the consistency of the racists on this board. I thought they would be calling for Northam's head, but apparently supporting racist shit trumps supporting your party. Really inspiring stuff.

LOL at allowing the thought police to beat down a football related question on a fucking football board. But by all means, go ahead and grandstand.

Nope, Dana Perino stole the bronzer and put it in her queso.

Recruiting is going very well, stop being a little bitch about it

FC Hannity

The Electoral College is the sole reason we're saddled with (and embarrassed of) the burden of teh Donald Effin' Trump as our president. He lost on votes counted but won on the ridiculous, anachronistic, undemocratic, and unrepresentative system that we use to determine who is the most powerful person on the planet. Fuck yeah. Anyone with any bit of common sense is going to go back to that well and lament the assinine process we go through to choose who'll occupy the White House. This "slow" day ended with: a) Paul Manafort's (the former head of the Trump presidential campaign) situation becoming direr with postponed sentencing. b) Accusations that teh Donald couldn't get loans from Deutsche Bank (the preferred lender of the Russian mob) to give him money DURING THE CAMPAIGN. c) Written letter from Super Republican, Chuck Grassely, stating the following (in writing) about one of Putin's buddies who met with one of the sons in NYC: Read between the RED brackets, you dumb shit, in the second paragraph. After this, if you're still unconvinced, may I suggest you gargle your own balls in a cabin in the woods? Any preceding president before Trump would've had to deflect/defend the above for weeks if not years. For teh Donald, this is just another Monday.

Here is the last update from about 10pm last night: Update: Derrian is doing very good tonight. He made his momma so happy, I walked into his room to say goodnight and he was raising his arm, and leg. And those BIG!!! bright eyes was looking at me.[emoji7][emoji7][emoji7] just made my night!!! I love you DB#3 #DerrianStrong