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Showing content with the highest reputation on 05/31/19 in all areas

  1. Brilliant. Sign letter of intent and transfer to Texas with zero intention of ever playing a game. Sit out year. Transfer back to USC. Sit out year. Play one bad ass season and go pro with almost zero wear and tear from college. But seriously, our reputation as a redneck backwards ass state with redneck white supremacist politics is going to scare a ton of non white out of state players from places like California away.
  2. 17 points
    Guess we can call him Bolt McCoy now
  3. 12 points
    I fucking love when someone gets hank scorpio’d.
  4. Rumor is that king’s dad hates jumbo. I’d be surprised if he ends up at aggy.
  5. 10 points
    Wait, there are people that don’t double space after a sentence? Fucking savages.
  6. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/magazine/wp/2019/05/30/feature/my-grandfathers-secret-d-day-journal/?utm_term=.445fbb49014d Got dam. Just sitting in my office with tears running down my face now...
  7. Fuck that. I understand the idea but that is no way to build a championship culture. Trust is a two way street. This isn't an Xbox and these guys have families, wives, etc ... Guys that deliver both coaching at their position (developing the talent) and in recruiting should be rewarded with the trust of multi-year contracts. Some guys are great position coaches that don't want to be coordinators and need to be dealt with differently than guys that are 27 years old and position coaches. Guys like Duane Akina, Robbie Caldwell -- hell, even Terry Price and Herb Hand's of the world are different than the Drew Mehringer's. Jason Washington is deserving of far more than a constant 1 year contract renewal. He's not fucking Maurice Linguist FFS. Same with Craig Naivar.
  8. Can’t you just be happy that a recruit isn’t choosing Texas?
  9. 37 indictments or guilty pleas Trump's lawyer/RNC deputy finance chair going to prison Trump's campaign manager going to prison Trump's National Security Advisor (!) going to prison 14 federal cases spun off the original special counsel investigation ....all in less half the time the GOP spent failing to produce a single indictment investigating Benghazi. Slorch: "HA HA, Mueller! Charade you are!"
  10. That's a blonde Glenn Quagmire.
  11. The older I get my only criteria is becoming "is she skinny". Is she skinny? "yes", I'd hit it. Is she skinny? "no". That's probably OK too.
  12. I don't know what we are arguing about but fuck Notre Dame.
  13. Meh.....the one thing I have learned over many years of following Texas Football is to not worry about recruiting. Half of the top 100 players either never pan out, get hurt or flunk out. Pretty sure we will be able to field a team this season and my only concern is with the players that will be on that field. I wish him the best.
  14. I assume your strip club days are gone, too, except to pick up the missus after the shift is over.
  15. Better to find out if someone is going to quit 4 months in rather than in the 4th quarter in the Cottonbowl. Good luck to the kid. At least he had the self-awareness to admit that he's done damage to his reputation.
  16. Pretty much everything is.
  17. If I could pick a single figure that represents everything that is wrong with this country, besides DOTUS of course, it might be Tony Buzbee.
  18. Still would. Either way.
  19. If the thing that keeps Warren from beating Trump is her claim, based upon family history, to be of Native American ancestry, this country may as well light itself on fire and give up on being a part of this world.
  20. I'm pretty sure if you're writing a headline about intelligence you should probably stick to the more widely accepted historical norm. I know you agree. I'm an Oxford comma, two-space guy as well. 55 and counting. No going back.
  21. I wonder what it could be?
  22. Think that's 'posed to be 36-23-33
  23. Prime strip tonight. Oven until 122 then 1 min sear, flip, 1 min, flip, min, flip (total of four min). Perfect. Served with a baker and roasted broccoli.
  24. the other night, i was going to pull a pendeloque manuever on your mom, but her auslot got in the way, so i had to change my plan to choking her with my special aiguillette. then she stuck my junk in her palama, and i'm not really a foot guy, so that had a cernuous result. after a couple of days, my junk became odylic, and it turns out your mom has erysipelas and now i have it too. nevertheless, tell your mom hi for me.
  25. Yeah. If you go find him some Spanish fly he will maximize tax revenue.
  26. can we all just agree that ou sucks?
  27. Pair of freaky-fives > a high maintenance 10 all day (and night) long...
  28. right. but mexican manufacturers receive the same amount of money, not more. the importer (GM in my example) would pay the tax when their goods cross the border. that goes to the US government, not to the mexican manufacturer. so we agree on the second part, my "so, no" was to the mexican first part of your post. if you bring a carton of cigarettes into hong kong, you'll pay a tax on that carton of cigarettes. you won't turn around and pay philip morris any more. does that make sense? tariffs are taxes on US companies manufacturing elsewhere. if apple gets hit with an iphone tariff on goods made in china, they can either absorb that cost or pass it on to the consumer. foxconn ain't realizing more revenue from our tariffs. that's what makes trump's rhetoric on this so fucking maddening. he is completely misrepresenting the whole thing, and i honestly cannot tell if he is doing so intentionally and cynically to mislead his rabble base, or if he genuinely does not understand how these things work.
  29. Yea, weird she did it today and not, say, Monday. Totally a coincidence. Yea really weird. I usually go to the settings->recruiting forum->bru thread -> delete account too.
  30. Tell him if he turns it off you’ll suck his dick
  31. Correa should have known what he was getting into fucking a chick from south Texas, latinas are crazy. Trust me
  32. She’s hideous and I would absolutely have sex with her.
  33. Because all of the aggy's good players leave. Evans is having real tough go right now since Connie Clark isn't around to make her look smart.
  34. More like they probably respect the hell out of you, knew this was a good opportunity, and didn't want to add any undue stress on the situation. I'm never bitter when an employee leaves for a better situation and if I know they're doing it for financial reasons I can't meet or quality of life issues, I don't play games. I let them go with best wishes. The labor market is tight as a drum right now so they probably can't hire anyone at your starting rate of 4+ years ago. An, they're replacing you with someone still making less than your old and your new wage. Don't over think it. Depression will run every interaction with others through a filter and only allow the possible negative implications through.....or it acts like a prism bending light and takes situations where there is zero negativity and warps our perception to create it where there is none. Our job is to recognize that aspect and counteract that with positive thoughts and actions until the feelings pass.
  35. "Ok cool, hook 'em. We don't need more aggys in positions of power."
  36. Finally A&M fans can use the numbing effects of alcohol to tolerate John Sharp.
  37. Robinson has been recruited from the fucking drop by Tim Beck and it is 100% not an accident.
  38. What kind of community pool is this?
  39. *there are #raiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
  40. Says the guy who buys into supernatural deities fabricated by primitive man. Your judgement is proven invalid.
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