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I could live with Nixon not going to jail, and I despise Richard Nixon. His crimes were political and related to politics and then about the cover-up. He was brought low. Trump is a crook to the soles of his feet. He's a lying thief who happily sells out his country for his personal gain. In the daily crowd of scandals, the money scandals are getting short shrift from the dull-minded television media. Kushner taking Saudi money. His administration funnels money to more than questionable vendors. I will puke if Trump is let off the hook "for the good of the country" or to "end our long national nightmare." Trump walking is a public endorsement of the dirty truth that the rich can get away with anything. Disgrace is not nearly enough for him to pay. Trump offers himself up as an excellent example of the price of crime. The Americans will jail even a rich president if he has done wrong. Trump's name will be the go-to warning to children about the law catching up with you. Trump is bizarro Lincoln. Dishonest, weak, stupid, and criminal. He should die in jail.

He questioned where the first black president was born. That's the only reason he's president.

I'd wager everything that if you handed Trump a bible and asked him to open it to Exodus 14:14 he'd have no idea what you were saying. That would be the equivalent of rebuilding a transmission for donny. You could even fuck with him and make shit up and he'd go along. "You like the old testament, the new testament, the middle testament or season 3 episode 5 Punky Brewster testament? Which is your favorite out of those?" "All of them. I like all of them. If it's American I love it. I love the ones from bible land too, but the American ones are my favorite." "Remember when Abraham was a stranger and an alien in the land of Canaan but it was all good because the Lord showed up and did a badass drum solo and tossed one of the drumsticks to Abraham?" "I do remember. I love Lincoln."

Tahoe's entire opposition to 8 years of Obama can be summed up thusly: "uppity nigger."

So, a large gathering of faith leaders from around the nation is participating in Moral Witness Wednesday -- they are marching to the White House (led in part by Reverend Barber of the "Repairing the Breach" movement, you'll recognize him from the peaceful presence at Charlottesville) to share the following message: But....as they arrived, Trump had the Secret Service shut down the park. Can't have any dissenting voices of faith heard. Presidential skin is too thin. They're trying to figure out how this shakes out now. Mayor Pete is there as well (I saw him on the feed). My wife is there, marching with Reverend Barber, her last message to me was calm, but they're trying to figure out the orderly way to share their message. Just thought y'all might want to know that our DOTUS is afraid of hearing a few thousand peaceful pastors speak the word so that he could hear.

I wish some of you would enter the transfer portal.

john mueller doing grilled cheese now?

It’s been 3 years since we put Maggie down and we Just picked up our 12 week old Airedale terrier. I give you Monroe

brisket right now

Maybe we shouldn’t sell arms to [checks notes] the host country of many of the 9/11 terrorists that [flips page] still has ties to Sunni-based terrorists and [back page] recently murdered a Washington Post journalist.

The guy who used his political power to help Stoops and Joe C. wash, rinse and repeat cheating thought he was above the law? Used political power to hide the Mixon tape, free gas, Red auto, eat vomit, 2008 B12 voting to keep us out after we beat them h2h, Mike Stoops running wild on campus and playing with boosters families, dumb conference ideas to help run people off or have a fake consideration for new members....karma mutherfucker. fuck that guy. This all reminds me that Waco should be in oklahoma.

Ran across a deal on a lightly used Martin OMJM that I couldn't pass up.

From another poster on secrant: "A&M is the guy who keeps getting invited to poker games and he thinks it’s because everyone likes him."

Never understood this type of pretzel logic. So Texas has to replace 8 starters on a defense that was putrid in pass defense, and somehow it's impossible for the defense to be better? Perhaps one should look at those replacements and determine if they're are an improvement over the players that have left. Without knowing the minutiae like the Surly elite, I would say yes. As for growing pains, do these blowhards not realize that the new eight starters didn't just sit on the bench all year biding their time on the pine, they actually played in games and stuff. I think some pundits are in for a rude awakening when this D shuts down Burrow and Hurts with ease.

This is not the purpose of the census. If you want those numbers, do a different poll. The purpose of the census is to get an accurate count of people living in the US. You won't get that if you include a citizenship question. Your belief that the US Government should subvert the constitutional purpose for the census and use it to collect data on illegal immigration just proves your disdain for the Constitution.

"His rushing touchdowns were inflated because they used him to get rushing touchdowns" is quite the logic and definitely a knock on his actual rushing touchdown ability.

If there's any group of people that need to catch some serious Roentgens, it's "influencers."

Tim Murtaugh should be too old for this shit.

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UT and A&M aren't even on the same planet.

they could make a pretty kick ass reality show out of this.....just give all these fuckers live stream cams and pay them to keep them running all the time and operating.....call it Live Hobo or Bums Raw lets go over to Elmo he is on the upper deck of I-35 with his pants down hanging his ass over the barrier wall shitting on cars on the lower level...hey two police crusiers just drove by and waved to him hey hey can we cut to Jimbob.....he is at the 7-11 in Guadalupe he just bought a hotdog with lots of mustard, chili, cheese, and jalapenos and shoved it up his ass bun and all hey lets check back in on Smokie....yep he is still convulsing on 6th street in front of Midnight Cowboy...is that a police officer nudging him with his foot? ok I am seeing something going on at the Murphy Oil down south....it looks like our friend Lamar has stripped naked and climbed in the Ice Round Ice box and is masturbating is that Delton and Frank having a sword fight with double dong dildos in front of the porn store on south I-35.....yes it is lets watch this and see who wins looks like 3 officers are having a betting pool on the winner Delton has the 18" I think he will win ok back to Smokie it looks like he has pissed himself and is having a "reverse" and is now laying in his own piss and vomit hey hey back over to east 5th street it looks like Sharmaine was told by Earnie to suck his cock and it turns out that Sharmaine has the cock and Earnie is now sucking it behind the dumpster...look at those huge tits on Earnie I just have something happening on South Congress....it looks like Rocky and his pit bull are fighting over which one gets to roll around first on a dead skunk in the street.......his pit bull has a serious nose bleed and part of his ear torn off now

And for the record, with the mindset that Joe Biden expressed, I guarantee you he would pardon Trump "for the good of the country." In fact--that question needs to be asked during the debates. Because I'm not voting for any fucker who would pardon Trump.

"Not many people know this, and of course I am not one to brag (or that's what many people are saying), but I read the King John version of the Holy Bible each night before my ice cream. Read it from autographed cover to the very last page. Genocide to Revolutions. Beautiful book, so many important lessons about Kings and slaves and boats, big boats that can ride out almost any storm that Jesus mustered."

And you're positive that your driver wasn't Marbury?

Counterpoint:

Did you miss the Chevy emblem?

Todd Orlando needs to be held accountable for those 4th quarter collapses last year - Baylor almost came back to beat us on the final play, WVU only needed like a minute for that final TD, Tech erased a double digit lead in like 5 mins, and then OU was scoring at will in the 4th quarter in the Cotton Bowl. Time to abandon that rush 3, drop 8 soft zone clusterfuck.

They let their foot off the throat. I'd argue that scoring is more important than "controlling the ball" with a lead late in the game. Scoring on the other team is more demoralizing than squeezing the ball for 5 mins. Imagine if when we were ahead by 21 against blowU we just tossed a few deep balls and stretched it to 28 instead of squeezing the ball and taking 5 mins off the clock without scoring. The game just moves too fast for big12 teams, they don't need much time to score. You have got to keep scoring on offense. I agree punish them with the running game, but if you don't take shots between those conservative plays then you lose the momentum.

Trump is likely rolling in the polling information they sought from his supporters via email. I went to check my junk mail folder to see if there was another poll, but it was better. The president is worried about me and wants to see my name on the list tonight. He was chatting with Lara, and my name came up. Actual email: Donald hisself noticed my name wasn't on the list. He really cares about me. I'm so...so...moved. Are his supporters so lame-brained that they're not insulted by this crap?

The difference was in fan bases. Luicci is every bit as controlling as Katy. Texas fans wouldn't toe the party line and called out BS as BS while aggy asks for extra servings of BS

Old people elected and continue to support a literal conman. But yeah, those dumbass millennials. My eyes aren’t capable of the roll this idiotic comment deserves.

Not as brutal as her surviving and him having to hear about it for the rest of his life.

I think that Nick dude had a good idea and good intentions, but as we warned him, he got in bad with a bad partner. He was an arrogant and ignorant fucktard full of braggadocio. Basically, he’s an aggy.

Just 2 guitar pron nerds drinking beers in this scorching San Francisco heat.

He understands one rule. Rules don't matter.

Aussie2 progressed throughout his freshman year, just like Aussie1 did.

Brauny: I 100% percent believe that Bama coaching staff members will tell kids not to go to Texas A&M. Gabe: I think they are threatened by what their seeing. Luicci: ...he's told the people behind the scenes more than once, and I know this directly...our biggest threat is Jimbo in college station.

Who is your favorite disciple? Peter, John, Paul, George, or Ringo? I love them all. Great disciples.

he should be embarrassed. on a sidenote, i once had occasion to fly a chinese airline from shenzhen to chengdu. there was a rowdy group of chinese folks (seemed like chinese gypsies, almost, if that makes sense) who appeared drunk, but there was no booze service on the flight. anyways, the flight attendants were having trouble keeping them in line, and when we landed, i saw a sight i'll never forget. while taxiing, a couple of these rowdy folks slipped out of their seatbelts, and started rummaging in the overhead bin. the flight attendant, probably in her thirties, shrieked "ayeeyah!" and charged the people standing hitting them about the head with a rolled up newspaper until they sat down.

He uses functional 4 man fronts often, with 3 down lineman and a B-backer standing rushing the edge. The issue hasn't been him not bringing 4 on the LOS. We ahven't had 4 rushers worth bringing. The only way we get home is by creative blitzes.

You have to hand it to Brooks. It's not easy to be that unlikable

To quote Roger Ailes - “These people don’t want to be informed, they want to feel informed.”

I disagree. My hypothesis is that there used to be three types of citizens, generally: 1) well-informed citizens. These people actually consumed sources like the NYT, read news magazines and the like. 2) Basically informed citizens. These folks watched Uncle Walter on the CBS evening news, and that's about it. They had a general feel for what was going on in the nation and abroad, which was presented to them in a relatively even-handed manner. 3) Uninformed citizens. These folks were out on the farm, stayed out on the farm, and didn't give a shit (alternate version: they worked the assembly line, and didn't give a shit). Now, we have a huge class that has taken the place of the second and third groups: people who THINK they're well-informed, but aren't. These folks listen to hours of Fox news, so they MUST be well-informed. But that's like someone who consumes 8,000 calories a day of McDonald's thinking they're well-fed: they're consuming a lot, sure, but it's actually killing them. IF they were aware that it's nutritionally bankrupt, that would be one thing. But they think the OPPOSITE. They think that by shoveling garbage into their heads, they are well-informed, when the actual OPPOSITE is true. There's no fixing that. Our country is one massive Dunning Kruger effect.

He's George Costanza. He'll drive Susan's parents all the way to the fucking Hamptons before he'll admit he doesn't own a place there.