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CSB warning In 1998 I was being recruited by UK and took an October visit to watch a UK/S.Carolina night game. I grew up in Florida and didn’t really know shit about any high school players outside of my home state. While on the field, before warm ups, coach Morriss drags me over to this huge kid and says I want you to meet Jared. He introduces us and tells me he’s already committed and I ask him if he’s a guard. Fair question, so I thought. Lorenzen, Morriss, and another coach I didn’t know (Leach) all start cracking up. I’m confused and they’re like no QB. Morriss says since I’m not from the area that they will cut me some slack for not knowing and goes on to tell me that he has seen him throw it 70 yards on a rope...Then leach leans in and adds, “from his knees”. Jared just shrugged and had a shit eating grin. Solid dude for the 24 hours that I knew him. Definitely gone way too soon. RIP JL

No, YOU are a piss poor excuse for an American. You consistently support and defend the worst president we've ever had no matter what racist, nationalist, isolationist, incendiary bullshit comes out of his mouth. This guy is dangerous on a lot of levels, and you idiots clap along like a bunch of fucking seals. You're the people that historians will look at for decades and wonder aloud, "How could they have been so stupid?"

Our army manned the ampert. It rand the airports. Took over the airports. It did everything it had to do and the star spankle stood defiant.

He read a fucking 8th grade book report and charged Americans $2.5 mil(at a minimum) in the process of handing out VIP tickets to GOP donors. A book report that bragged about how we managed to commandeer strategic airports during the revolutionary war. He could have just shut the fuck up and let the usual 4th celebration take place on the national mall, and saved the country some coin. The entire exercise was nothing more than Trump trying to rally his base, and I don't like my tax dollars being spent sucking up to Q retards expecting JFK Jr. To show up and suplex the baby Trump balloon.

Folks keep saying this, but I only recognize one Uncle Jesse, and it ain't the one from San Francisco.

Sticks? We don’t need no stinking sticks.

what else would he mean by "fully briefed"?

His face has got nothing to do with it, you moron.

No muppet. No muppet. You're the muppet!

“As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.” ― H.L. Mencken, On Politics: A Carnival of Buncombe

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No, but Individual 1 is his puppet.

I saw Trump open for Stamos in '19. Epic show, bruh!

There isn’t one. He’s a narcissist. People who challenge him and his mind don’t last long and those types were hollowed out from his network a very long time ago. He either finds a way to blame some of these guys for failures or they’ll never be anywhere but here. Damn near every weakness on the staff would not be viable candidates for comparable roles elsewhere. We’re either cheering for some level of failure or praying for another program’s abject stupidity. I can’t pray for failure, so I’m hoping for an amazing year on the field, then a bunch of these numbnuts parlaying the success into better roles at programs somehow dumber than our own.

Only Texas fans could be disappointed by meeting expectations

I have it on good authority that long-winded postings on online forums about narcissism and sociopathy is a leading indicator of narcissism and sociopathy.

So, my real estate investment in Otisburg is about to payoff!

Content of the argument aside, can we all just bask in this glorious moment? SATYANASH of all people called someone else too pessimistic.

Oddly enough, had Herman retained Traylor, they would have gotten along just fine. Herman straight up fucked up by not retaining Traylor and everyone around the program but Tom Herman admits/knows as much. At this point, the original statements and concerns about Herman’s staff are indisputably validated by anyone with a backbone, even a small brain, and an avid interest in following the program. Warehime was a fucking joke on the OL and a bust in recruiting. Mehringer does more to alienate his targets than sign them, to say nothing of his personnel management and coaching. Herman tried to pawn both off after season one and ended up having to demote both of them. Giles is one of the worst recruiters in the country. He might be actually the worst from a relative sense. Meekins has been a very sad replacement of what Traylor brought to the table. Tim Beck is a terrible OC and should have never had the role and arguably played the biggest role in costing us both Maryland games. Those of us watching this stuff uniformly failed to realize how fucking terrible Drayton is. That one we missed. Texas believes itself to be a place in which it attracts and develops the best and the brightest, and does so with a haughty sense of holier than thou propriety. The behaviors exhibited with managing the most visible element of the entire university fly in the face of all of that. We’ve sucked for a long fucking time and we have a coaching staff that almost seems purposely designed to carry that forward.

Japan is tough to play. All their shots are blurred out.

Really? On the Fourth of July?

I was told there would be tanks. Where are the tanks? Didn’t we spend millions of dollars and countless hours of military personals time getting the tanks ready and I don’t see tanks.

State motto of Ohio.

What, me worry?

It’s matter of fact. I’ve said very little lately as you and many others have rushed to squat to pee, but post I responded carried subject matter you guys constantly gloss over with random excuses. I’ve maintained the position I posted from Dec16/Jan17 forward. Rather than counter any point, you take an ironically absurd position of accusing someone else of hyperbole. Texas has signed two great classes in a row. I expect them to do the same this year. Part of it is Texas. Part of it is the staff’s excellence in evaluation. Part of it is that there are actually some qualified closers on staff. That’s all great. It doesn’t change the fact that we’re going to miss repeatedly on critical, difference-making targets, and that will separate Texas from being good versus great, and that is self-inflicted. There’s always been an important distinction on UT boards between those who understand that good is the enemy of great, and those who think good is ever “so close” and we should just be happy with that. That isn’t the way I do anything in life, and my expectations of what Texas should be doing are never going to change accordingly. It won’t always jibe with the critical thinking gurus on the boards such as you or echeese or apparently Barry_McConiker, and that’s okay.

I would have voted for any D except <nominee>.

Gonna be going with some Blantons SFTB for this fine American evening.

Watching a fireworks display the other night: W- that plane over there stopped. It's probably because of the fireworks D- ??? W- Right there, see the green lights...it was moving, and now it stopped D- it's a drone W- ??? D- planes don't 'stop' W- tone (Last year she showed me the video they posted from a drone of the fireworks)

I want hush puppies.

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Lying to recruits. It’s tradition Broughton - You can play DE Achane - You can play RB Jones - You can play CB Vernon Jackson - You can play RB Elijah Blades - You can qualify Clement - You can eat as much as you want Hansford - You can play WR Jordan Jefferson - You can sign with A&M

July 4th eve.