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The fucking President of the United States being a racist shitknuckle who doesn’t understand how Congress works isn’t “politics”. It’s a gotdamned national disgrace every American should be denouncing. Your bullshit enabling attitude is just as bad. Fuck off with “unplugging”. Ignoring evil doesn’t make evil go away, it empowers it.

Well I wish Casey Horney the best of luck as OC at Mt. Vernon.

perroni flipped his CB to Texas

Forget to log out of your sock account?

Maybe Giles is making his video. It would explain the lack of effort to finish the job.

All I know is that when I see an employee of a company do a fantastic job during his time there but then due to staffing restrictions at his initial company he moves away to a better position somewhere else that he got because, again, he did such a fantastic job at his first company the thing I think is that he's morally bankrupt and I actually mark down two strikes against his character. TWO!

Who gives a fuck about Israel? Jesus, at this point, just make it the 51st state. Because we have to show such ridiculous fealty to them. Meanwhile, Republicans trash Puerto Rico and even California more and those are actually states/territories!

Great call, man. Before those guys talked to him he didn't know what money was. But now he's all like "Man, I sure would like some of that money stuff I keep hearing about."

We heinous cause they anus

Jordan has been brainwashed since birth by regardedly Christian parents. He obviously never learned to think for himself. I, unfortunately, imagine Colt is the same way. Fundamental Christians are pathetic.

Go back to your own country. /s

That's a very aggy thing to say.

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Well, that's definitely a mark against his character.

We'll get similar from Romney by the end of today. Maybe another Senator or two. In a week we'll have moved on. Rinse/repeat. The republican party is a white nationalist party led by an overt racist. It is not the party of small government. It is not the party of fiscal responsibility or social conservatism, if it ever we're those things. It's the party of Trump. And it's no longer enough not to tolerate him, the whole party is fucked. Im going to disassociate myself with every republican I can.

I should just make this my signature at this point: "The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." - George Orwell, 1984

Lol, yea nothing really to hide. If you feel like stalking a UT student's social media then feel free.

Fuck her and anyone else who references Israel or anti-semitism in an attempt to deflect from their own racism.

We, Congress, are the face of the people of the United States. We are the elected representatives of all citizens. It is not me, [Name], you insult. You insult the people of the United States. You dismiss their interests. You ignore their right to see into the actions of their government. I can take petty gestures in stride. As the representative of the people of my district and part of a body that represents all the people, such insult is unacceptable and will not go unanswered. Ms. Conway, Mr. Barr, and all the other members of the president's circle are now in contempt of Congress. Contempt of the people. Contempt of the law. Contempt of the institutions that they are sworn to protect. Congress will end funding of White House staff salaries going to those who refuse to appear. Congress will halt funding of presidential trips to play golf. Congress will make illegal any payment to a Trump owned commercial property. Congress will use every legal avenue to halt the flaunting of Congressional authority.

Rumors abound that Farley Girls is closed/is closing, and will become a bbq restaurant. And islanders are horrified about my plans to change the menu. Problem is.....that's not what my plan is. We did this deal because we liked the restaurant as it was. Sure, there were areas that needed improvement (management, food quality, service) but I'm smart enough to know that you don't fix something that isn't really broken. I'm a bbq guy, not a chef. So of course I'm going to put bbq on the menu. But it was never my intention to take this fantastic cafe and turn it into a Rudy's. So when people come into the restaurant and tell me I shouldn't do this, or shouldn't do that, and don't take this off the menu, I calmly look them in the face and tell them to relax. That all I'm going to do is take something that was already good, and make it better. More protein offerings. More menu items. Some actual-by-God good barbeque (as a part of the menu, not as the only thing on the menu). Then they start to relax. The funny thing is: every time I've done any kind of "bbq" special, even a goofyque special, it has sold like extremely well. I went through 6 briskets on Sunday alone doing nothing except brisket hash. People just need to relax and let me hit my stride before they grab their pitchforks and light their torches. What I have in mind for this place is going to make folks really, really happy

Possibly genius

Hey look! We're not talking about Jeffrey Epstein anymore!

Except in Gainesville, Chip and Jo would be cousins who hooked up in county jail. Jo was locked up for throwing alligator piss at her ex-boyfriend, who left her for his babysitter/girlfriend and Chip for screaming "Santa isn't real!" at kids during a Christmas festival. Now they give advice on the best prison tats and wall art for your jail cell and have 3 kids and 5 pythons, all of whom play together unattended in their backyard.

I didn't know it was time to start fake caring about the debt again. Figured you'd wait till a Dem was back in office to dust off the tea party costumes. Anyways this is yet another issue that Republicans have no ground to stand on. Bunch of annoying hypocrites. Trump has been sued several times for not paying his debts. The deficit has exploded under him, Obama lowered it.

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I can hardly wait until CNN reports the tweet and the fallout. Then there will be five one-hour programs where a panel of people (they'll bring the negroes for this!) discuss if the tweet is racist. They will give equal time to a GOP apparatchik who laughs at the notion that it's racist, and this will give balance to the tiresome analysis designed to help us poor dumb idiots better understand the story. The black members of the panel can wonder what the fuck is going on. The political analysts can talk about how this might hurt the president in the polls. The newsperson who lives out his/her wet dream of having an opinion show can soberly declare that they've covered both sides of a story with really only one side. It's a fucking template. The president has issued a written statement telling members of Congress and citizens of the United States to go back to their shit hole countries. Somebody claiming that's okay doesn't get an equal voice with someone willing to call this what it is. The news channels covering this administration as though it is akin to the administrations that preceded it (no matter the party) are promoting a lie. They won't see it that way. This is how we do it. Here's the template. Next time there is a mass murder they will break out this template: What kind of gun was used and how was it acquired? What does this mean for gun control? The visuals will be cops leaving the scene with their gear and two people hugging each other while they weep. It's always the same. The uniqueness of stories is lost due to laziness of the TV press. The TV news media are not the enemy of the people (except of one notable distinction); they're just not that good at what they do.

VB was supposed to commit to Texas tonight. Now he’s postponed it till tomorrow. Or next week. Or next month. Now he may be leaning back to A&M. Wait, that might be a smokescreen to build suspense. Or his pending commitment to Texas was a smokescreen because he was choosing A&M all along. Or it’s still Texas. Either way, it will be a blow by blow back and forth battle of highs and lows and backroom sources. That will be 9.95

Bama and the 13 dwarfs.

Remember kids, when the government helps people of color, it's socialism. When the government helps old white people, it's MAGA.

Other than the centuries of genocide, slavery, institutionalized racism, despot propping up, undermining of civil liberties both domestically and abroad, you got to admit we are pretty fucking great.

Damn. I forgot about this thread until it got resurrected by Slorch. My wife's grandfather passed away 10+ years ago. My in-laws inherited his "fish camp". Double-wide trailer on Toledo Bend. They've done a great job fixing it up, built a nice metal barn with a 1-bedroom apartment above, new pier and floating dock, etc, but it's still an East Texas double-wide trailer. In-laws are both retired now, so they spend damn near half their time there. They love it. For the last 5+ years, we've spent the 4th of July there. We'd probably go there more often, but it's a 5-1/2 hr drive and tough to justify for a long weekend. Plus, accommodations are tight, even when it's just our family of five. It's usually a nice getaway and something different for our kids. My oldest loves to fish, so he's in heaven. In-laws love having us up there and usually cook some fantastic meals. I have a BIL as well, and he's typically come up there for a day or so over that timeframe. Only downside is that the place has had somewhat of a black cloud over it. Four years ago, my middle son tripped and cut his head open on the floor vent of the double wide trailer. 9 stitches at the Jasper ER. Two years ago, my oldest son almost lost his pinky finger when the tow rope of the tube my FIL was pulling got wrapped around his finger. Fileted it to the bone. 27 stitches but avoided surgery. It was nasty. So, again, this place is a good / bad place for us. Chalk this year up to a bad experience. I guess we're in a biennial cycle. Within the past three months, BIL has gotten engaged. He's 33. She's 30. She has two kids that are 16 and 13. You do the math. Two different daddies (obviously). They're getting engaged, and my wife volunteered to host the wedding and volunteered me to cater it and officiate it. This was a result of them "not having any money" even though he makes $80K+/yr and she has a decent job as a phlebotomist. That's a little back story for what went down over the 4th. All four of them are coming up the day after us. My family is now cramming in the 3-bedroom double wide with the in-laws, and BIL and his family has the 1-BR apartment. They have the better set-up, but we're fine on our end. I have a special needs son who needs his own room, so my wife and I are in another small bedroom, our daughter is on a pallet at the foot of our bed and my oldest is going to sleep on the couch in the living room. All good. Upon arrival, soon-to-be SIL walks up and first words out of her mouth to me are, "did your brother-in-law tell you that he knocked me up?". Awesome. Let's break out the champagne. Their two shit-head boxers come barreling around the corner and immediately start fucking with my lab who's one of the most laid-back chill dogs ever. They instantly start growling and biting at him and we have to separate them. And they bring their cat. Who the fuck travels with a cat? Shit (kind of) settles down, and they want to do their cake tasting in preparation for the wedding. My wife made six different mini cakes for them to try so they could choose which ones they wanted for the bride & groom cake. This was a logistical feat just to transport them to the lake. BIL takes his first bite, spits it out, and says "this tastes like ass, it has carrots in it". Well, no shit. It's a fucking carrot cake. My wife bites her tongue, but you can see it starting to fester. Later that evening, my son and the 13 YO soon-to-be cousin are out fishing on the dock. We see my son walking back at a brisk pace. He comes walking up with tears welling up in his eyes. He's shirtless, and he turns around. He has a topwater lure with BOTH treble hooks firmly embedded in his back. Dipshit cousin thinks he can out-fish / out-cast my son and is trying to show off and snags the shit out of him even though he was on the opposite side of the dock. I still don't know how it happened. Somehow, my FIL and I were able to get the treble hooks out. It required cutting off barbs and pushing them through the skin. He was brused and bleeding, but we avoided an ER visit. So, that was a small victory. It's been an eventful day, so about 11 PM, my family is ready for bed. My oldest (treble hook victim) wants to go to sleep. We're shutting it down for the night. BIL throws a hissy fit because he can't stay up late and watch TV on the only TV in the joint (living room where my son is sleeping). He storms off to the barndominium cussing like a sailor. He tells me that he, "can't believe I'm raising such a pussy for a son." WHAT?!?!? I follow him up the hill and we exchange words. It didn't come to fisticuffs, but it's the closest I've come to slugging him. Next day, things seem to have calmed down. After lunch, his boys want to go tubing. My son joins. BIL is nowhere to be found. I drag them around the lake for 2+ hours. We have a great time. We come back and I'm ready for a cold beer. I come in and BIL is asleep on the couch in the middle of the living room. I'm trying to be the bigger man and I try to be quiet, but somehow I wake him and he says, "can you make any more noise?" It's fucking on. I go out on the patio and crank up some Willie Nelson. I turn it up to 11 ten feet from where he's sleeping. FUCK. HIM. My wife is helping my MIL to prep for the evening's fish fry. My wife is making dip. Now roused from his slumber, BIL comes to take a bite while she's still prepping it and proceeds to tell her how fucking disgusting it is. My wife (who is an incredible cook) loses her shit. She drags him outside. I miss the start of this b/c I'm pitching washers and enjoying Willie. All I catch is him calling her a "ThunderCunt". While that's an awesome insult, it's not so awesome when it's directed to your wife. I drop my washers and set down my beer, but by the time I get over there, my wife is on him like a spider monkey. She is lambasting this poor, pathetic dipshit with the full fury of 33 years of pent up anger. I just sat back and watched. Soon-to-be SIL comes out and gets caught in the crossfire from my wife. She gets an ear full as well. It was a thing of beauty. BIL and SIL head up the hill to the barndominium. Thank goodness, all of our kids are out on the dock with FIL and missed the shit storm. BIL comes back down, tail between his legs, a few hours later and apologizes profusely. Says he's off his meds, stressed out by the new kid on the way and the wedding and SIL just lost her job. Whatever. Doesn't give you an excuse to act like an asshole. They leave the next morning. The rest of the stay was peaceful and quiet and we caught fish and swam and did all the normal lake things. So, as it stands now, we're still hosting the wedding. Invites have been sent and my wife didn't want it to seem like she was the bitch that caused the shit storm. Also, my MIL is the consummate enabler and basically guilted my wife into keeping it on the calendar. BUT, we're not catering for them. And I'm not officiating. And neither of us want anything to do with him for the foreseeable future other than the wedding. And, I booked them a room at the JW Marriott for the night of the wedding using my points. And that's been cancelled. The end.

You’ll understand more when you become a man.

If you don't know then let's just say that from the outside looking in, you can't understand it. From the inside looking out, you can't explain it.

"Ok, guys. We have recruits coming in for visits this weekend. If we can all put away the robes and hoods before they get..." "Oh, hey, you're early."

Yeah, Surly Investigators are like...

come on man, no need to actually out the guy.

going saturday and sunday. cant wait. putting money on fleetwood.

Fuck any player that leaves an offer from Texas behind in order to go play at Florida. If that’s where he commits, I’ll happily cheer against him with a vehement pettiness for the duration of his career.

Theresa May has denounced trump and what he said yesterday but not 1 republican can speak out. such shitty people

That's not a one-hit wonder. Here was their biggest hit:

I can't stand just sitting around waiting for a high school kid to get out of class. This must be how Epstein feels.

Hey all you furrowed brows on Twitter.... try this: “The President is 100% unfit for office and needs to be removed.”

It’s what you’re doing right now.

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