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While I typically root for University of Texas subsidiaries (UTSA, UTEP) against outsiders, in this case I will be rooting for my daughter's new school to beat our Agricultural and Mechanical branch.

“Being a fan of Texas State, I was blessed by the Lord for the opportunity to attend tonight’s game at Kyle Field, the finest stadium in all of sports. Never having been anywhere in the state of Texas before, I was amazed at how the Fighting Texas Aggie fans were the finest fans in all of sports. Before the game, I got to see the Fighting Texas Aggie Corps, the finest Corps in all of sports. I also visited The Dixie Chicken, the finest restaurant in all of sports. After leaving The Dixie Chicken to head to the stadium, I got lost seven times, but I was helped each time by one of the Aggies I met on campus, the finest campus in all of sports. I will tell all my friends visiting Texas A&M is the finest visiting possible in all of sports.”

Moral of the story: don't screw with Lenny Randle.

If it wipes out Mar A Lago I may become religious.

what kind of bastardized rating method is this?

I love rooting for Texas-based teams so go Bobcats!

Was it the same defense that gave up 74 points to our retarded little brother?

Donald Trump is a fat fucking stupid fraud who has accomplished exactly nothing in two and a half years. Your protest vote set us back a decade. Congrats, you mouth breathing simpletons. There is still time to save yourself. Free yourself from this ridiculous charade and vote with some actual responsibility this time.

I just hope that when the actual stroke happens, and he collapses into a pool of his own shit, that its in front of national tv cameras. Hopefully, some of that shit splashes onto as many of his family members as possible, who all recoil in horror and refuse to help him.

I need this on a shirt.

WOMP WOMP

Considering how well Casey Thompson is playing, I think they plan to move Sam to LB /Lotushorn

@closetojumping will deny it but the cat is out of the bag now.

This is hilarious https://www.murfreesboropost.com/sports/prep_sports/east-nashville-blanks-smyrna-in-blowout/article_caa2f233-5543-55c3-b22c-18b71e169cd4.html

To summarize the situation, kid who lied got mad because he was lied to.

DUN DUN DUN!

That’s actually the meanest thing he could possibly say

I’m sure it’s built with whatever’s best to scam the insurance company.

Hurts is overrated, but you guys are overcorrecting on him. He's good enough to tear up most of the defenses they'll face, and will struggle against the top couple

So the 12th man for aggy would throw the game for 30 pieces of silver?

In other news, people who work at the New York Post are too stupid to understand that that's actually a legitimate concern.

But can they still play for US Soccer?

This is basically the only thing that bothers me about Connelly. His sensitivity and defiant defense of his system as though it is The Truth and others just don't get it. As a fellow producer of advanced ratings systems I think I'm qualified to note that they are inherently imperfect and those who produce them should be more aware of their imperfections than anyone. The fact that there is a subset of teams who share specific traits in style of play and whom your system struggles to get a handle on doesn't mean they play wrong like Connelly implies. It means your system doesn't handle them well. If that subset is small enough it's probably not worth it to try to change your system to capture them if it's intended to handle the entire team universe. Just say that instead of whining and getting defensive when they're pointed out. Then there's the fact that as proven this offseason, the entire time he's combatively defending his system against all questioning he's simultaneously researching changes and tweaks he can make to his system to improve it because he knows it's not perfect. After the 2018 season he changed his ratings to keep preseason data in all season long, he changed them to adjust ratings based on the conference a team is in. This last change is based on a completely arbitrary human grouping of teams that makes zero sense from an analytical perspective. He is using conference grouping as a proxy for team strength and may not even realize it. Essentially it is a post-processing corrective step that simply shifts good teams up and bad teams down. He made major changes, and they are definitely major, to his system immediately after spending 2018 defending his system as though it was perfect. And for all of his arbitrary changes to the system, consider the fact that if Alabama and South Florida had completely swapped coaching staffs on February 15th, 2019 that his preseason ratings would not change. At all. Any reasonable person would understand and publicly recognize inherent weaknesses like that in their creation.

Oh for fuck’s sake, Saturday can’t get here soon enough.

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I'm actually impressed. Jimbo has turned the A&M OL into absolute garbage much faster than he was able to transform the FSU OL.

And George looked terrible all game and had two bad penalties, including a late hit call away from the play after his QB converted a 3rd and 10 with 3 minutes left down by 3. idk which is more of a relief, not having to waste a scholarship on George or not dealing with all of Zach Evans’ bullshit.

After the McHasselafee booth for UCLA/Cincy they all sound like Harvard professors.

Fuck you for this.

Listen, you inbred Cajun swamp trash. If you think LSU beat Georgia more impressively than Texas did, then you didn't watch the Sugar Bowl. We fucking manhandled them. And, as already pointed out, y'all beat them at home. And Texas will be better than we were last year. You're probably hearing about all the starters we lost on D, but what you don't know is that most of them weren't very good and they've been replaced by blue chips. What we lost in experience, we made up in athleticism. And we have one of the best defensive coordinators in the country. They'll be ready. On the other side, we're loaded at WR, we have two talented RBs, and Sam is the best player on the field. If you don't blitz, he'll throw for 350. If you do blitz, he'll run for 200. We're going to score points on you. And you're not going to be able to keep up. The best part is that you're gonna try to beat us by throwing the ball around with a bunch of kids who aren't used to throwing the ball around. We might have the best secondary in the country. And y'all don't exactly have Lincoln Riley over there. You're gonna lose. And Louisiana is still gonna be a shithole state.

@SydneyCarton has the bubbly handwriting of an all-girl's middle school class treasurer.

Remember when ctj and @maninblackmade a bet on the number of recruits we'd sign and the loser had to change his avatar to a picture of the winner for a year?

Going forward, I am blocking all calls from Ft.Wayne, Indiana. Roasted Maple necks are the bomb though.

Fuck this vapid gaslighting neanderthal.

He forgot to add "of course" when letting us know it was going to hit Florida.

Does it give you that feeling you get when you think you started your period while wearing white pants?

Obummer never got the Russians to give him 3 billion dollars. Advantage Trump! -Texags and Trumpkins.

Craig James killed five hookers while at SMU.

To protect and soft serve?