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I generally respect you and your posts around here, and I have an idea of the things that are important to you in life. As such, I looked back at the thread when Notre Dame was on fire to see what your reaction was. A selection of your comments were: Now think for a second how you would've felt if some asshole poster showed up in that thread to tell you that Notre Dame was just a building and your emotions were unjustified. Regardless of your thoughts on Kobe Bryant as a person, what happened yesterday was a tragedy. You don't have the right to dictate to other people how they should react to a tragedy, just because your opinions and emotions are significantly different. It's incredibly narcissistic of you to expect everyone else to align their views with yours, and then go around posting from your high horse when they aren't.

https://www.besthugecocks.com/watch/1164666/emma-butt-pegging-her-male-slave Planters dials back on Mr. Peanut's death following Kobe Bryant news New York (CNN Business)Kraft Heinz (KHC) is pausing promotion for its Super Bowl ad that shows the death of longtime Planters mascot Mr. Peanut following the helicopter crash that killed Kobe Bryant and eight others. Planters' last week released a commercial in which the 104-year old mascot falls to his death after the company's Nutmobile veers off a cliff. The passengers -- actors Wesley Snipes and Matt Walsh -- all land on a tree branch, but Mr. Peanut "saves" them by letting go and falling to his death. The vehicle then explodes.

Stop mocking my kid plz.

So....is nowthis the 10th fatality?

I thought we already did

I think she confused you with me, which is pretty offensive to us both. But more offensive to me.

---> "Keep in mind that when you hear reports saying GOP Senators are “blindsided” by accounts from Bolton’s book, they are not saying they are blindsided by the facts. They knew the facts. They are blindsided by the failure of the coverup to hold through the end of the trial."

Wait till they get the bill

If someone said to me, "Austingirl, give me the best example you can think of of the most Surly/Shaggy way to derail a thread," it would definitely be someone (presumably) accidentally posting a link to besthugecocks.com in a thread where everyone is mourning a beloved dead celebrity.

I want to know if Nowthis has the balls to come back to this thread...we know his wife/girlfriend probably does.

Damn it I clicked on that stupid link at work. Waiting for HR to come pick me up with a card board box any second now. WTF.

Great. Do it. If I were the Dems i'd make the below offer. Joe for Bolton Hunter for Mulvaney Schiff for Pompeo Wistleblower for Trump. Let all of the above sit for questioning. Tell the absolute truth and see who comes out clean.

Any fan base that can't even see moving pictures of a National Championship should just shut the fuck up

The Stampede: Visit weekend recap

Sorry to break up the merriment. You dads with daughters will likely find this extra meaningful.

Page 18 of this thread should be pegged as an instant classic. Mods archive it.

The fact that Ken Starr hasn't been struck by a lightning bolt yet in this speech is pretty solid evidence against a higher power.

Bruce Willis's girlfriend in Pulp Fiction.

The NFL in turn needs to release the Chargers.

He hasn't even edited it at least. I would have and then closed my laptop and thrown it into a lake. Sent from my SM-T560NU using Tapatalk

Thank you. I am a T-shirt fan and have been since I was a kid but I did send my daughter to UT. There was no other choice in my opinion. I may have not gone myself, but I still bleed burnt orange and always will.

What’s he gonna do, eat breakfast for a hour per show?

If they call witnesses, they'd damn well better call Hillary and get to the bottom of this whole Benghazi mess.

Check the tower logs!

Pro move. But even then, it might be pointless. 15 years ago or so, I was on a business trip with my boss. Ex wife calls, frantic. She had started a pot of boiling water, and had locked herself out of the house. For some reason, she had her phone with her, along with our daughter. She wants to know what to do. I ask if the car is in the garage; yes, it is. Are the keys in the ignition? Yes, the are. There is a home key on the ring, get it and open the door. She says ok, then hangs up. I get home a few days later. Now, we had a few calls in that time, and no mention was made of the incident. I pull into the garage, and notice the door is damaged. I open the door, and the door facing is destroyed. I ask what happened. She said the key did not work, so she kicked and kicked on the door until it opened (no deadbolt) until the door opened. I was pissed. I went out to the car, got the keys, locked the door, and opened it with the key. I then demonstrated it to her, and then did it once more. I then asked her to try it. She was trying to put the key in upside down.

Peg.

He's a take just in case we need Earth, Wind and Fire tickets.

Well thank goodness you're here to hold him accountable.

They were crying because Derek Fisher is a bitch

hey shitbag one of my sons friends was one of the 12 murdered by you fucking aggy. he attended at the REAL military school in Texas Marine Military Academy in Harlingen along with my son. MMA is run by Marines not by cheesedick blue falcon poltroons like aggy. Two cadets from MMA chose to go to aggy that year the young man that was murdered and the cadet battalion commander of MMA. Both joined the aggy corps. The one that was cadet battalion commander was disgusted and apalled at what went on in aggy corps and transferred out. The other young man stayed joined bonfire crew and was murdered. so in conclusion aggy boy we will bring up the murder of the 12 as it is a stain on the great state of Texas and should not be forgotten and you can fuck right off and eabod and diaf. ps MMA has the ORIGINAL Iwo Jima Monument on campus, the one in DC is a copy, and has one of the raisers of that flag interred on campus. MMA does not have a dead mangy mutt cemetery or a silly monument that venerates a nose picking finger stop. so eat shit herr doktor goose stepping mindless schmuck.

Also...

we're experiencing it right now.

How dare you watch pegging videos during this time of mourning.

"There was a lot of bad things that happened in Aschwitch, but nobody has ever been treated as badly as me, your favorite president! WITCH HUNT! We need to find a final solution to the lying DEMS problem!"

Even though 95% of that 40% would stand to benefit from it.

Yeah, but if you had been alive during WWII, you would’ve been practicing your German voraciously while telling everyone who would listen that Russia would be falling any second now because the Panzer tank was superior to any of our tanks and blitzkrieg was an unstoppable scheme that would be the end of us all.

Jibes. JIBES!!!

Who is anyone to judge how Mark Cuban memorializes Kobe? It's his team. It's really weird how even in a great sign of respect people still take issue.

Announcer: On today's episode of "Derka Derka, P.I. P. I.", the case of the missing football player. Derka Derka, P.I. P. I.: Let's have a look at his last social media post. Hmm, looks like we're looking at a possible drug deal gone bad or maybe even an overdose situation. Foreman's girlfriend: What on earth makes you think that? Derka Derka, P.I. P. I.: ...like thinking that a black guy from Houston who is posing for photos with a styrofoam cup and a soda *isn't* sipping lean. Foreman's girlfriend: That's very prejudiced of you to think that! Derka Derka, P.I. P. I.: Alright ma'am, you tell me? Why else would a black man have a soda and a styrofoam cup? Nevermind, we'll come back to that later. When is the last time you spoke with him? Foreman's girlfriend: I talked to him on the phone last night before he left for a bike ride. Derka Derka, P.I. P. I.: Hmm, interesting. Have we located the owner of the bike? Foreman's girlfriend: What do you mean 'the owner of the bike'? Derka Derka, P.I. P. I.: Well, we need to locate the owner of the bike that he stole so we can establish a timeline of when he stole it. Foreman's girlfriend: Are you suggesting he stole the bike? Derka Derka, P.I. P. I.: *checks notes* You did say Mr. Foreman was a black man, correct? Foreman's girlfriend: How DARE you! I'm not going to sit here and listen to you make these insensitive remarks while myself and his daughter are worried sick! Derka Derka, P.I. P. I.: Mr. Foreman has a daughter? Did the mother hold a grudge against him when he abandoned her while pregnant? We could be looking at a revenge killing. Announcer: And now a scene from next week's episode of "Derka Derka, P.I. P.I."