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Nobody cares about Tom Herman optics and if they do, it won't last long. What about the optics of losing to the thieves and cockroaches while having a recruiting class that falls between Tennessee/Wisconsin and Ole Miss/Maryland? In recruiting, we are closer to Arkansas than North fucking Carolina. We are closer to Boston College than the fucking Sooners. How about that for optics? When multiple captains quit on your team, what are the optics? When you get drunk flying around on big cigar personal jets while your wife tries to wreck the plane is that an optic we should be concerned about? What about the optics when Herman can't fire a WR coach who is actively undermining him and setting the WR room on fire? Did you enjoy the optics of our OL missing stunts all year? Fuck optics. Bring me someone who can fully weaponize the University of Texas. Bring me Urban or die trying.

Smoked today to ward off the LDE I know will be creeping into this thread until early January. Resist the temptation. Let’s ride.

I’d like Justin Tucker to announce that ND is in and not Aggy...

asking about Looch....

We just wrapped a massively disappointing season while aggy overachieved relative to most expectations. Given that, plus our coaching shit show, I guess it shouldn't be shocking the aggy trolls are coming out of the woodwork. How to spot an aggy troll starter pack: 1) new account (anywhere from October on) 2) claims to have been around a long time, but just now signed up (they think this makes it less obvious it's a new troll account) Any of 1 or 2 combined with: 3) claims to have inside sources with details about our coaching search, but obviously can't go until detail about who those people are or why we should trust them 4) any shots about the big 12, the superiority of the sec, or aggy pulling a nc coach 5) any shots about how we can't win because of how spoiled/arrogant our program is, how soft our players are, and/or how that all ties back to being in the liberal cesspool of Austin 6) any reference to the fact that we've historically been a mediocre program with only brief periods of success 7) use of "Texas A&M" or "Aggies" There are probably more, but most can be identified by the list above. If you see new a poster meeting the criteria above, do yourself a favor and just ignore. Don't engage, call them out, question the validity of what they're sharing...just ignore. Nothing is more boring to a troll than being ignored.

I have a lot of friends who are aggys. Their misery this morning has been delicious. I could cultivate a garden in all their tears.

Not the most fatty:moist point I’ve ever worked with, but she came out fine. And of course butts are the easiest thing on the planet.

fuck off, aggy

No playoffs but they get to lose to this guy again.

This is where I’m at. Starting off, I don’t know shit and have no inside info. Just my take since the start. We have urban on a handshake deal. He is wanting to bring some people with him. Prob SIL and maybe more. To not have those coaches besieged by media questions during their trek to trying to win a national championship he agreed to wait till after the ohio state season. Texas agreed to wait for urban so CDC came out with his statement and one of the most important statements in it was that he will wait to evaluate Tom Herman after the season. AFTER the season. This gives Texas and urban time for what they want without all the scrutiny all around them. Once their seasons are over I believe Urban will be announced. He is ours. shitty for all of us but this is how i see it happening. I’m probably full of shit and wrong but I’m 100% in till urban declines publicly. Fuck everyone else.

We'll win but it'll be stupid and pointless and I'll watch every second of it.

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Oh they will make this an important season in the mythical history of aggy. Eventually there will be a story about aggy only losing 1 game to Alabama because there were not enough players due to all of the aggys busy fighting Covid while UT sat around sipping tea. Everyone involved in the vaccine will have been secretly awarded degrees so that aggy can take credit for saving the world. There will probably be a bit about Dr. Faucci suiting up in case he was needed to play on the field.

The same guys crying are the same guys who defended OU in 2008 when they got in after we beat them. They all said ”Texas didn't play for the conference so they don't deserve to be in.” Fuck’em. I am glad they didn't make it If this doesn't wake up CDC and the BMD”s to get this hire right, I don't know what will.

I was walking around campus yesterday and saw this guy who was clearly lost and totally wasted. I asked him if he needed help. He puked in the bushes and then said he was looking for the head coaches office. I said, "the homeless encampment is over there." He said, "I'm not homeless, I'm from Alabama." So I gave him a line of coke and a McRib and then walked him to the stadium. He said he went to LA once and everyone treated him like crap, but everyone in Austin was so nice that he was moving here for five years at $5 million per year. I don't care if you believe me or not. It happened.

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Dear aggy, *ahem* Hahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhabsshahhaahababshhahahahhahahahahahahahahaahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahaahahahhhahhaah Sincerely, Fuck you PS sec! sec! sec!

lol

A point and half a butt. Let’s do it right, Day Shift

But..but..but Chip...you were told directly from the AD that Herman would be back next year. Fucking useless piece of shit

Yeah so glad we didn't win a conference championship and gone to the national title game. We have so many of those it would have been totally lame to lose to one of the greatest College teams ever. You are all sick fucks. Nothing good came of that day and it should never be spoken of again.

It just means more Your best win is a 3-loss UF team who lost to LSU. Eat a dick, aggy.

I don't understand the phrase "I have a lot of friends who are aggys," or variations thereof.

The top 4 didn't change all season. Fuck this system.

A friend in Las Vegas has quite a menagerie - young pup Gator, JD (Jack Daniel) the Cockatoo, and new addition cat Dixie. Never a dull moment in that household. Yesterday JD was badgering Gator to play with him when Dixie snuck up behind and took a swipe at the bird’s tail feathers. JD then whipped around to chastise the disruptive feline.... Gator is.... stfu y’all

First of all, that guy is a troll and should be negged to Bolivia. Herman hasn’t even been fired yet so no coach will be announced today. That being said, after Urban I think coaches like Campbell, Mullen and Kelly represent a really high floor for Texas. Those guys improve our program immediately and in 1-2 years likely have us competing for conference titles. But I actually think Sark has a pretty high ceiling to match the lower than basement level floor. He completely turned around Washington and made USC competitive despite Carroll and Bush leaving that program on the brink of ruin. He’s also been recruiting at a ridiculously high level on offense for several years in a row at multiple schools in multiple regions of the country. He would kill it in recruiting at Texas. He’s also totally bought into street agents and bagmen. His floor though should not be understated. It’s entirely possible that after 1-2 years he goes out in a hooker and coke fueled blaze of glory. The question is, can Texas protect itself from that outcome? And I don’t just mean contractually. Because Sark would put our offensive recruiting on fucking steroids. I definitely think we should at least vet this one out on the possible upside alone. But I doubt we get the chance because I think an Auburn or the like is going to hire him.

Harvey gives no fucks.

On the old, old board... she stayed on the first page for nearly what a decade? And it’s Mira Sorvino btw.

no one except me, and don’t forget it. I am literally the only poster here that was 100% right about urban from day one. some people don’t like that I am the only real insider here. it makes them hate me. jealously is such a sad thing. you’re new, you can choose not to be that way.

I didn't neg you because of the lawsuit comment, per se. I negged you because you can't even spell an ACRONYM that's in the title of the post you linked.

We didn’t lose the championship we just ran out of spots.

Responses to that tweet are delicious - but I did like this one in particular:

Can’t decide if I want Mack to kick the living shit out of aggy or beat them with a field goal in the last seconds of the game.

At least he’s become aware that their program is a joke

Aggy

you are a fucking aggy using the word 'watershed' and taking a shot at LHN is pretty transparent dude

Jesus don't you ever get tired of your own shit? So you don't think Ohio State, Cincinnati, and Clemson losing would have been better for them? Stop being such a pussy for just once in your life.