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https://www.captiongenerator.com/2107502/SurlyHorns-Reacts-to-the-Coaching-Search Enable subtitles if you're watching embedded.

They wanna look like BLM? Cool. Treat em like they're Black for a day.

The only lasting memory I have of Diaz is the shouting match between Diaz, Akina, and Mack on the sidelines as this was happening.

"It's ok Futureman you can still fist yourself"

Not to go full Katfid or anything, but have you guys noticed how similar Jeremy Pruitt and Bill O'Brien look? Would be wild for them both to be on Bama's sideline next year:

Our capitol has been turned into the Green Zone, crime rates across the country are skyrocketing, lines for food banks stretch for miles, a foreclosure crisis is on the horizon, 100,000+ small businesses have closed permanently, we're getting lectured by foreign countries on the tenants of democracy, and now we're learning that some of these maga terrorists are working alongside the Kremlin. Is America great again? @Johnny Sack

This is one of the biggest piece of shit updates ever made by a $9.95er group. 1) Anyone claiming anything about Golding pre-title game is full of fucking shit. Had that made up nonsense been real, something would have came of it quickly. Fuck these guys for trying to protect that premise in case Golding actually winds up with an offer. 2) If you have a scoop and you’re paid to provide it, and then you announce that you can’t provide it, you should refund all of your fucking money to your subscribers, you piece of shit. There is no future scoop to protect that is more valuable than actual knowledge of who Texas is interviewing for the DC right now. Anyone defending those fuckfaces after that update should get neg-bombed off of this site.

This is cool

turn on CC I uploaded it to our official channel because it's a masterpiece. IDK how to automatically enable subtitles. I had to create the SRT file and upload it alongside.

“Sedition and chill.”

Shit, so our next DC is a gotdam nurse!

Midway's freshwater condenser is out.

LOCK HER UP

Active duty military and government officials cannot owe allegiance to the US Constitution and those terrorist organizations at the same time.

I believe Legislators is the preferred nomenclature, sir.

Remember when we told you it was going to be Golding? Well, it might still be Golding, so remember we told you that a long time ago. But! It might not be Golding and it might be someone you have heard us say, or it may be someone else that we of course know but can’t tell you. So remember we said that too.

Maybe, just maybe, our standards from 2016-2020 should be higher than oh, say 1776 - 1965. I mean, FIFTY FIVE YEARS after the passage of the Voting Rights Act you have a President who is trying to throw out legitimately cast votes by people of color. And causing an insurrection because he’s too much of a baby to admit defeat at the hands of minority voters. Yes, compared to the total annihilation and genocide of an indigenous people, Trump wasn’t so bad. But perhaps you should take hundreds of years of progress into consideration.

If your side has the confederate flag, I’m on the other side. Pretty simple philosophy.

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He thought it was the bartender from Cheers.

I can’t think of a better example of the weird nostalgia driving the right wing nonsense in this country than that list. There’s this idea among MAGA dumb-dumbs of a mythical past America where Albert Einstein, Babe Ruth, Elvis, and Antonin Scalia ran things and everything was peachy keen and there wasn’t any abortion or any Chi-comm Antifas telling god-fearing American kids they can’t pray in or open carry an AR15 to school. The whole thing is so muddled and sloppy and goofy, but these mush brains are inspired to do real-life stupid shit by their desire to return to a hazy, imaginary golden age. They oppose progressive advances because they believe any step forward is a step further away from the days when Benjamin Franklin, Johnny Appleseed, Amelia Earhart, and Ronald McDonald worked hand-in-hand to make sure America was the freest, richest, star spangledest, bald eaglest, most Christlike country in the world. I know patriotism is neat and shit, but teaching schoolchildren an infantile, whitewashed, simplified version of American history that is more fairy tale than historical account has really done this nation a huge disservice.

https://flightaware.com/live/flight/id/LXJ424-1610921477-7-0-124

This absolutely needs to happen.

Hello, fellow Insider kids. I know who the next DC will probably be, but unfortunately I've been sworn to secret. It's a name nobody has discussed before. However, if a competing 9.95er names him/her/it, I will be allowed to confirm that we heard that, I mean this, name first.

Storm the Capitol while wearing your ankle monitor, gonna have a bad time.

The amount of unresolved angst that emerges when those two unremarkably decent QBs come up is really something.

Alternate take: fuck 'em. The made their choices, and choices have consequences. I don't care if the gang rape was your idea, or if you just went along because you're a sucker for joining the crowd. You all face the same fucking charges, you fucking rapist shitbags. Same for these fuckers. I don't care how you ended up being a gullible sucker attacking my government -- you did it. Enough kid gloves, enough giving angry white people the benefit of the doubt that they never, ever, EVER have given or would give if we were talking about a black guy or a brown guy. No more. Enough. You know what will learn some of these motherfuckers? A word called CONSEQUENCES. White people skated for decades of open lynching, with zero consequences. White people skated for decades of violent opposition to civil rights protesters (both regular citizens and white people in positions of power, like Bull Connor), with zero consequences. They CONTINUE to do this shit because they believe -- and history tells them they're right to believe -- that there will be no consequences of their actions. Well, enough. Time for consequences. Brutal, draconian, consistent consequences. Across the board. For hundreds, even thousands of them. However many it takes. When your favorite A/C repair guy goes away for 5 years of federal time, maybe it will get through your thick, entitled skull that the Rule of Law fucking applies to everyone. And if that doesn't do the job, keep up with your shit, and we'll throw another thousand of you in federal prison. Enough. Failure to impose consequences is nothing but appeasement and enabling. Want the next generation of morons like this guy not to fall for the grift? Then scare the everloving fuck out of them by sending the prior generation to prison for years for their bullshit actions.

One of them is living in the White House.

Carrot dumplings. It’s a Purple Carrot recipe, not something I typically make. They were tasty.

Thread from ProPublica on a video database they compiled from Parler users who were part of the terrorist mob.

That sounds like a swell deal! I’ll take 2!

Someone needs to leak that we are targeting Elko just to fuck with the Aggers before national signing day. Can we deepfake a picture of him playing fetch with Bank's monkey?

DC update from TFB:

Shameless!

Tennessee is the shitshow that most of CFB thinks we are.

Decent weekend

Dude looks like the lovechild of Breckyn Hager and Macaulay Culkin

Here is the Nolan Ryan Snow Monkey story from The Ticket: https://www.theunticket.com/nolan-ryan-talks-about-snow-monkeys/ it's 5 min, and a million percent worth your time. it includes the line "the lady that is the head of the snow monkeys", talks about thousands of them in the trees, Nolan saying "I was standing there like petrified wood" , hershey kisses, and snow monkey birth control.

So O got his man... it’s like Arnett and Texas are the last 2 drunks left at the bar at closing time... time to stumble off into the Motel 6

Thanks tailgate. Pulled the trigger on this one Saturday. For now, she’s known as blue dot.

Buddy sent a text today...said his wife decided to shop vac their fireplace and clean up all the ash. When she finished, she turned around and didn’t realize the shop vac lid wasn’t really seated, so the ash was blown around like a volcano all over the inside of the house and covered everything. Sounds about right. Clean fireplace: Rest of the downstairs: