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Quit posting shit about The Eyes already. It's already been stated it's not going anywhere, and discussion always turns into politics and nothing to do with recruiting. As for being used on the recruiting trail, we recruit against atm, LSU, Bama, Georgia, ou, etc. You're going to tell me that those schools don't have deep histories of this like us? Keep that shit in the CR and stop bringing it up here

Please for the love of fucking GOD can we not bring TEOT discussion to this board

I'm so glad this thread got bumped. I'm excited to see which new and insightful takes come around this time.

Reba(blue heeler mix) was accidentally hit by my wife in her Jeep leaving the house this morning. She was running alongside, like she always does, as she drove down the driveway (1/4 mile long) and somehow got up under the vehicle. When I got there she was standing but had blood trickling out of her mouth. I rushed her to the vet but she passed before we got there. RIP Reba...you were a great dog.

Reservoir Horns

Evan Smith and the Texas Tribune put out some of the best journalism in the country and you are a fucking rube.

Hey heres an idea, Tom herman was fired because he fucking sucked

The Bears are going to find out that winning is really really hard.

If we were all as smart as Republicans, we would have stopped being cold and would have been in Cancun with Ted. Instead we buy into the Covid hoax, submit to sharia mask-wearing, and eat undercooked steak. We are fools. Thankfully the Republicans show mercy and do not blame us for the Antifa capitol attacks. We've been given a second chance. Let's not blow it.

O'Hare flight control, be on the lookout for drunk wives falling from the sky.

Texas recruiting heating up, so whatever aggy it is working over at the Texas Tribune has gotta bring this shit back up. Right on time.

My wife: I just texted you a website that looks kind of suspicious, but they have really good deals on car seats. They are cheaper than I've ever seen them before, by a lot. Me: Googles qdwcz.com. Yeah it looks like this is a scam, don't buy anything from them. My Wife: Oh, it's too late, I already bought two.

Let’s get this going. Get some football board up in this thread. Hell yes.

“Anyone who does not see the world exactly as I do is a racist.” - Stupid People

What a difference a couple years makes. His roommate's doing great. He still a finicky eater but we've managed to put about 7 or 8 lbs on him.

As a Texas grad who bleeds burnt orange. I can’t think of anything I care less about then the song. If you wrap so much of your Texas identity into a song. You’re truly missing so much about what makes Texas great.

When buying my wife a car she was adamant about having a sunroof that fully opens. Well it turns out, the only way she is ever going to open that fucker is if it starts raining Chardonnay. Too hot, too cold, too bright, too dark... There are precisely zero meteorological combinations that are correct for this very important feature.

Don’t think the EOT is racist itself. But its history is murky enough that this conversation was inevitable and needed to happen. But what I DO know is that a bunch of our BMDs are racist pieces of shot who should fuck right off and not have anything to do with our university any longer. If the price of getting your donations is that we have to listen to your racist rants about “the blacks” and such....nope. Keep your money, and fuck off.

Well I for one, am glad that Caden is leaving. He's also in for a rude awakening with NFL ownership and management. The more he keeps commenting on social media, the more he's sinking his future chances.

Yeah, I posted some of those on another thread. Last one reminded me of this though. Still the best thing I've seen on the internet in a long ass time.

Is today's Republican electorate the Dumbest in modern history? ...

Here are three more fun activities to try out when you're done with that one: 1. Light yourself on fire. 2. Run head first into a brick wall. 3. Enjoy a long, intimate chat with futureman or Spider2YBanana. Since you're into that sort of thing.

You don't need names, just watch for anyone who doesn't agree with you and there ya go! Great racket.

Double down on the stupid, I like it. It’s completely inconceivable that a rival coach would use the uproar over the EOT and former players badmouthing boosters to negatively recruit against Texas. I know this because Alabama exists. QED.

My house was destroyed in Harvey and I got a check from JJs hurricane relief foundation but I tore it up and mailed it back because he posts too much on social media. I might live in a tent now but at least I didn’t take money from a famous person who enjoys attention. Fuck that guy.

My cousin's daughter drowned in a swimming pool years ago, and our Jack Russell got ran over the same day. After my Dad died, our old weiner dog died a short time later. Both of these dogs were favorites of the deceased. I've come to the conclusion that they needed companionship in Heaven. I know that sounds stupid, but it helped me rationalize it when it happened. Think of it that way, it helped my family and I. Maybe this explanation will help your wife and kids. Let them know this happens sometimes, and your daughter needed an animal companion in Heaven. Hope this helps, I sure feel for you with your terrible losses lately. CHIEF

Laughable. “Some alumni” probably means some aggy on Twitter like Daniel figurelli. If you got receipts, nows the time playa.

Someone gonna investigate his nuts, but not who he wants.

Maybe the real commitment is the friends we made along the way

Did the OU Cheerleader transfer to Bama?

I’m always confused if it’s the player who sucks and is a piece of shit or if it’s the coaching staff that sucks and gets fired because they can’t coach up the stupid piece of shit players. The best way I’ve found to discern this is which one has political/social views I agree with, which clearly makes them correct.

Of course. God damn it.

Its odd how they use racist arguments to support keeping a non-racist song

My 14 YO daughter asked to be in the teenage vaccine trial through ARC. So, we signed her up.

IT

Lives in an orange house.

Correct answer. This is a nothing burger that will get play because it's Texas. Some old white dudes are racist assholes. Surprise fucking surprise. With the acumen this staff has shown on the trail, this isn't even a speed bump, much less a concern. Let's not get ourselves into such a tizzy that we begin shitting on former players over things that belong in the cr and will not likely have an effect on recruiting

How does an aggy on a UT website have more rep than me. I've been here longer and have posted more. People from other schools shouldn't be allowed to post on our web board and we should have a virtual barrier that doesn't allow them to post or get more points than regular former University of Texas students or alumnus and they should pay more for the same benefits. Next thing, there will be fewer and fewer UT posters and more pro aggy sympathizers since there's nothing to prevent it from happening. Sure it's burnt orange now, but get enough of 'em on and they could adopt maroon. I'm tired of them taking our shit and making us pay for what's ours. I mean, I have UT tatooed in old English across my middle back and a Bevo above with horns extending into each arm. What are my Surly rights? Am I doing this right?

A fun thought exercise would be to think about how differently Tom Herman's conversation with Harris would have surely gone