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This year's carousel is almost crazy enough for ms paint.

Sooners having a tough time dealing with someone who got the jump on them and left early.

Fuck all of you California vs Oklahoma idiots. Nobody fucking cares about where you live, how much tax you do or do not have to pay, quality of life, or traffic. SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! This is a thread to pile on Oklahoma for being a stepping stone job and wallow in their misery while we all wonder if their next guy can outscore Gary Gibbs on the state insurance exam or have bigger tits than John Blake. What the fuck is wrong with all you?

Derrick Brown is hosting an Instagram live with Malik Agbo and Justice Finkley. So far Anthony Jones, J'Mond Tapp, Trevell Johnson, Ashton Porter (2023 WR), Kobie McKinzie, Kam Dewberry and Bijan has been on. A few tidbits I caught: - Riley's is a bitch and he's afraid of the SEC (their words) - All the Cali guys are leaving OU for USC - Agbo seems like he's a commit. He's been around in the chat for a loooong time (and enjoying himself) - They seem to think Harold Perkins might really be in play ("Every time Perk in Austin he's like 'This' home'") - One of them said Evan (Stewart) was an aggie lock (not sure who said it, and it was very brief, so don't know if it was legit) - They talked about a guy from Louisiana that wasn't committed that they think Texas has a good shot with (didn't hear the name, but I believe Kendrick Law has a top 2 of Texas and Alabama per 24/7 or On3) - They kept talking about Jacoby (assuming Jacoby Matthews), so maybe he's the Louisiana guy they talked about. - Kelvin Banks and Denver Harris was spoken about as well. They seemed to believe both of them were gettable (I think). - Kobie McKinzie joined late and said the staff would be by to see his game on Friday and that the staff would be back in touch with him tomorrow - They kicked Malik Agbo off the live to make room for Kam Dewberry (Agbo was chill with it and he's been staying on in the comments)

This just proves that these guys were gettable last year and UT just wasn’t serious enough to make it happen.

Joining the club. After years of apt living with a cat, then moving to a house with a cat that did not get along with other animals, having 2 kids, etc, our cat died a couple months ago. Decided to go with a dog this time. A friend had a neighbor with puppies so we talked about it and pulled the trigger. Been over 20 years since either my wife or I have owned a dog. Meet Atlas.

Is he going to opt out of their bowl game so he can head out now to the NFL combine to make sure he gets there on time?

The dentist is pretty close to the top of that list.

This may go down as one of the biggest blows to a program ever if they don't get the incoming hire right. Lied to everyone Nuked the program two weeks before NSD1 Raided staff Raided recruits and stole their largest recruiting pipeline Piefaced the administration Ran off in the middle of the night It's almost as if... Lincoln Riley was a sleeper cell instituted long ago by the BOMC. Long game bitches.

This isn't Shane Beamer-level good news, but this is fucking awesome. Castiglione trying to catch lightning in the coordinator bottle for a third consecutive time and I don't fucking see it on this one.

There's so much shit that needs to be fixed with this program. I get that Riley just threw a molotov cocktail through OU's window on his way out, but its close to meaningless for Texas because our house is already on fire as well. Two different text threads from yesterday really really rubbed me the wrong way. If everyone celebrating OU's misfortunes in those threads would commit to handling our own business I might feel better. Here's where I think the program sits: - We had a complete disaster of a season. An utter embarrassment. While we desperately need to be progressing towards our future in the SEC, we arent even going fucking bowling. What a joke. - Sark bungled the defensive coaching staff, and doesnt look to be making the changes to fix his mistakes. - We are relying on the portal to fix entire position groups. QB, OL, WR, TE, they're all bad. So bad. DL lacks playmakers. LB unit is a chernobyl level disaster. I don't see any high level guys in the secondary. Whats the real expectation in the portal? How many GOOD players can we find? I'm skeptical. - Recruiting should be going worse, but that doesn't mean its going particularly well. We are basically hoping for a top 10 finish. That isnt going to cut it when our current roster is this bad. We currently lack top end talent despite plenty of it being willing to play here if we simply meet table stakes. - The "recruiting preparations" for the SEC are almost nonexistent within our donor base. At this point, I'm not sure we have made up any ground on our future opponents since the SEC announcement. - There are some upcoming NIL bright spots, but our AD has completely fucked around on this issue. We certainly arent weaponizing the way we should be. The thing is, things never looked darker during the Eyes stuff. Then we get serious buy in from our donors on the UM stuff (which was awesome). However, he gave us the info we needed when he declined. Based on that info, I really thought there was some alignment towards getting this thing fixed. No, Sark didnt get everyone overly excited. But there is such an obvious need to build anyways for the next guy. I am just not seeing the buy in or the urgency. I think we are years away from competing in the SEC. I am just not seeing us wake up and I think its going to take even more embarrassment before we decide if we even give a shit. Its fucking frustrating. Arkansas, A&M, LSU. They will all want a major piece of us. Our only chance is to fight fire with fire, but that isnt us at all right now.

I think you younger Longhorns never developed a proper hatred of Notre Dame. Not your fault.. This should bring almost as much lolz and schadenfreude as Riley to SC.

He’s tired of having to deal with higher than competition academic standards, so he is going to a place with no academic standards.

My 15-minute edit:

He projects to "Get him on the fucking field he's better than any of the trash we've had out there."

This is me reading the stats of every single one of these portal tweets.

Thanksgiving day, 1940. Texas beat the Aggies 7-0 when Noble Doss made "The Catch." It was the only thing that kept the Aggies from winning back to back national championships. Note Gregory Gym at the top.

Maybe I’m on the fringe here, but that’s the can-do attitude we need on D.

From someone in the room...he didn't walk out, he was forced out. He started to cry while telling the team, and Demarco Murray cut him off and had a few choice words for him. Told him to cut the bullshit and GTFO, called him fake, and said he made a choice and to quit crying. A few seconds later Nick Bonitto dropped an F U and left the room. That's when Lincoln walked out.

Rattler should go to UCLA.

Someone get this man an Ag Tag.

Settle down, Trail of Tears.

That campus has seen enough tragedy

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It still never fails to crack me up that Bo Davis is X’s prof pic

@DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt - Texas fans are fools, they always think they are a top job and destination and Texas is easy to win at but look at history! Texas is not a dominant college football program, if they were then they would have longer periods of greatness and fewer and shorter periods of crap! Location and resources are just words fans tell themselves to blind themselves from reality! Also @DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt - USC is easier to win at than Oklahoma! Think of the location and resources! Ignore history and the periods of garbage and rare periods of greatness compared to Oklahoma!

I'm sorry, but arguing that ATM will be better, even the vague possibility of it, next year is absurd. They're not going to replace 6+ draft picks with better players, playing better immediately. Get a grip on that. They'll be legitimately weaker at TE, TB and the front 7. If Ainias Smith goes pro, they'll be far weaker at WR too. Maybe Evan Stewart fills that void quickly, but maybe not. They lose every starter on the DL when Leal goes pro. They have talent behind them and coming in, but Leal is a 1st round pick and the rest have a shit ton of experience. They won't be upgrading that in 2022 even if the talent level is higher. Hansford is a damned good LB. Gone. Backups don't present as well. O'Neal is a buffoon and a liability, but if they had someone better than him, he'd undoubtedly be playing by now. Demani Richardson is likely going pro. That's 2 safeties, gone. They lose two OL if Green goes pro. There's speculation that he won't, but his dad is a moneygrubbing pimp, so I'm guessing he gets the push to get what he can, while he can. There is no exciting replacement for Wydermeyer. Sternberger was a stud and Wydermeyer was a great replacement. The Fisher passing game revolves around the TE. This is a big hole going into 2022. Calzada may suck, but he enters 2022 as the presumptive starter. If they slide King right back in, Calzada is gone. They're going to try to tiptoe that situation all spring and summer and the prospects of them pulling off keeping both are tenuous. King is an injury waiting to happen. He WAS injured his senior year with a shoulder problem. He is fragile and that isn't fixable. Weigman starting as a true freshman seems ... unlikely. If he is, then you probably lost both upperclassmen. No one even really knows if Weigman is going to play, much less be ready. And all of this presumes that Elko sticks around and Robinson sticks with him. I'm guessing if Elko gets a gig somewhere, Robinson is the first guy he's asking to come with him. ATM also accidentally picked the wrong cupcakes to open the season. Sam Houston State is a power in FCS and will not just lay down for ATM to open the year. Then these idiots host Appalachian State, who is pretty fucking far from a pushover these days (they're 10-2 this season and playing for their conference championship this weekend). Then they host Miami, go to Dallas for Arkansas, then at Mississippi State and at Alabama before an offweek. Those fucking idiots have a higher likelihood of being 2-4 than 4-2 in that first half of a season. No, ATM will not be better in 2022.

I would just like to point out the dynamic of stoops and ou handing Riley a very well run program on a silver platter. That doesn’t happen very often in CFB. And what did he do? He stuck it up their ass and nuked the whole thing by taking the whole staff to a different school with apparently zero notice. That’s some heartless shit. I’m sure they’ll be fine but it makes me smile.

We just missed each other

Having watched both Beverly Hills 90210 and Entourage, I am a bit of an expert on the Hollywood/Beverly Hills lifestyle and I have to say the USC job from a lifestyle perspective is in another galaxy compared to living in Norman. It comes down to chilling with Snoop Dogg or Toby Keith. You can choose this. Or this.

Brokefat Mountain

Roach said this today lmao

On the bright side, now there's no reason to keep Andre Coleman around any longer.

Don't want to get carried away but we could win 70, 75 games this year.

a) Some of us also fucking hated the Sarkisian hire. b) Some of us were right. c) This isn't about us. This is about reveling in misfortune for OU. Get your shit together, sir.

Love to spend my morning arguing about a random team's recruiting on their rival's message board because my friend went to school there.

the idea of his daughters growing up and dating dudes from oklahoma skeered the fuck out of him. can't blame the guy.