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I'm not trying to be a dick, but there were at least 7 grammatical errors in your post about the need for quality education.

I blame all of the Westlake honks on this site and lurking here for not being strong enough to land Vasek. Also, I hope he is as “good” as his dad was in college. Fuck any legacy that wakes up one day and decides to go to OU. I wasn’t a big fan of recruiting him, but seriously, with that choice, fuck that guy.

Csb incoming. I wanted to be a meteorologist growing up. In 9th grade, I wrote a letter to local met Troy Duncan. He responded with a suggestion to go to aggy. I gave up on meteorology on the spot.

This post highlights the importance of a good education.

You keep recruiting Shelby even if he picks USC and see if the distance eventually becomes an issue that leads him to staying closer.

Just walked out of my garage and encountered an abbot canvasser coming up the walk. Admittedly, watching him type “I wouldn’t piss on that woman and minority hating Motherfucker if he were burning to death” as “reason not voting for abbot” into his mobile tablet was a little awkward.

Legal question: If Georgia elects Walker, can they trade him to Minnesota for twenty other Senators?

Why is mostly the snowflake Democratic presidents who take these guys out?

You should probably log out of TexAgs

This is an amazing idea, and I would consider doing it if I still went into the office.

So, who’s taking over now? You guessed it…

I can, they made a movie about it Extreme drought? Check. Women used for forced breeding by the "elites" to continue their bloodline? Check. War over water/fuel? Check. Water supply being used as a tool to control the lives of the suffering underlings? Check.

Unconfirmed reports that Ukraine killed the Russian soldier that was captured on video castrating a Ukrainian soldier. Some saying he was captured, but most saying Ukraine killed him. If it's true, I hope his death was slow and painful. If it's not true yet, they'll get him eventually.

I absolutely blame him if he chooses to expand his horizons in Norman fucking Oklahoma. What a moron.

Everyone is writing the Bama game off as a major blowout. The game is at home. Texas has elite offensive talent and an elite offensive playcaller. They're not spending the offseason working up an approach to Louisiana Monroe. Bama basically sucked on the road last year. This Bama game is going to be a prime opportunity for "Why Texas Stomps a Mudhole In Alabama's Ass" treatise, and you all are going to fucking deserve it.

Awesome. If Sarkisian loses this guy to Bill O'Buttchin I'm going to vomit all over @BurntOrange&White and then kick sarvanaash squarely in the balls at the next Surly tailgate.

I didn’t, but will always remember you stood out as one of the worst posters on a website full of people competing for the title.

Before morons like Joe Rogan go off on normalizing "he's more right than he's wrong" in the face of Alex's lawyers testifying under oath that he's a performer who lies on air, it bears repeating And repeating And repeating And repeating that if you've used your public platform to make tens of millions of dollars making parents who will have to endure the lifelong nightmarish burden of dealing with murdered children, deal additionally with lunatics inflamed by your insanely moronic melodrama, you're a human piece of garbage. You're shit that needs to fertilize the soil.

because they're not in bed with our enemies (kinda literally)?

So . . . what year did you graduate from OU?

Why is sark getting his official t-shirts from the clearance bin at Ross

Just go ahead and spit out the dumbass assertions you're teeing up for here so we can mock you for it, you can cry about dogpiling, and we can all move on with our lives.

NFL - this single woman accused you of hitting her. Despite the fact that her friend told us that she faked it, you’re sitting 6 games. NFL - 24 women accused you of forcing them to perform sexual acts upon them. Their accusations are consistent with each other and your behavior (hiring 87 different massage therapists) fits the pattern of a predator. You’re sitting 6 games. Seems consistent.

Best thing you can do with a GOP canvasser is waste as much of their time as possible. Best thing you can do for a Democratic canvasser is emphasize you're a reliable D vote that needs no convincing or encouragement to show up, and offer them a bottle of water.

Jeff Fisher.

A GQP president instead would gladly host a sportswashing golf tournament hosted by the people who funded the terrorists and murdered a US journalist, while failing to have taken out the AQ bad guys during his time in office. Hypothetically.

I don't follow your logic here. It presumes there is a team preference for Card and there isn't. The only people actively rooting for Hudson Card to start this season are closetohumping, Lake Travis honks, Hudson Card and his family, and Louisiana Monroe, Alabama, and UTSA. There's no balancing act when it comes playing the best and most heralded player at a position.

Its an exciting Monday, The Koffs play our 1st show together Monday. I think this is the best music project I've ever been a part of and people are going to be blown away. 13 original songs, each under 2 minutes and most are bangers. Im stoked. I bought this versatile little pedal to make my bass sound fatter. Im only using the compressor and a little octave, but its got a pre-amp and fuzz if i ever need to DI into a PA. Not a bad device for under $100 bucks. And we got merch!

someone's head is gonna explode

If the NFL doesn’t handle this right it’s going to blow up in the form of a bunch of angry fist-wavers and tweets for a few months until everybody completely forgets about it forever after next season.

Yeah, this is hilarious that they’re settling so hard right after the big pool party. Nelson is a pipe dream, Novosad just turned them down, a bunch of their priority targets didn’t show up. It’s certainly looking like the rumors of them going all in on Hill with not much left for the rest of the class were true.

"Look at all the nice things we have that you don't, now fuck off back to your out house, vatnik."

When you're home sick and your dogs think it's the best thing ever...

He also, and this bears repeating until the end of time, did not attend a single funeral for any of the victims, adult or child. That's who he is. That's the Governor of Texas and he does not deserve to keep his job, no matter who the alternative is @fattyflattie or what they would like to do that they can't.

It’s basically just an opportunity for coaches to shoot themselves in the foot by having to spell the players’ names. Still can’t believe Charlie whiffed on Roland Jones. He was so organized and all over that recruitment.

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Serbs are clients and allies of Russia and are trying to stir shit in the Balkans to distract NATO from Ukraine and increase the likelihood of general conflict spreading. Problem for the Serbs is that a) Russia doesn't have the arms and supplies to send that they used to, b) with the sanctions it would be much harder for the Russians to get anything of significance to Serbia, and c) Serbia would basically be facing NATO alone. This is like the saber-rattling that Belarus has been doing: full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. @The Dog is quicker and more succinct.

Today we had to say goodbye to the best dog I’ve ever known. I loved her more than probably I did myself in my early 20s. She was a 14 year old bad ass. I know it was time and the end wasn’t fun but I can’t believe how much today hurt. She is now with her sister. I know she is floating the River eating ice cream. We came to Port A for one last trip and she decided this was her final resting place. She loved it here.