Leaderboard

At 2:49 p.m., we lost contact with Helobious. He was descending at the time.

We need to dedicate all available resources to finding this sub, bringing it back up to the surface, and stuffing David Concannon in it and dropping it back to the bottom of the ocean.

siap

Tiktok, mother fucker? TIKTOK?!

The decision to commit to Tech was made a long time ago. While they have continued to recruit him there are some people on the staff that are starting to believe that he has “played” them and that some of the decisions around visiting campus and official visits have been planned along with Tech coaches. Believing Tech coaches are trying to play up the decision even more to make it look better for Tech beating big bad Texas. Not saying that is why Gerry is reacting the way he is, but the thought is out there among some members of the staff.

Building my own submersible. I hope to have it operational shortly.

Y'all I've been on TikTok for the last hour researching this and all I've come across are big tittied chicks

Poor people trying to find a better life and dying is fucking tragic, and there is nothing funny about it in the slightest. On the other hand, rich assholes choosing to do something this stupid and dying as a result leaves plenty of room for comedy, and I honestly don't have much in the way of sympathy for them. Your point stands though.

So your source is Daniel Hubbs, random Tik Tok user who couldn't manage to write a proper sentence and who gives conflicting information to the guy you say seems pretty knowledgeable? 🤔 I'd like to counter with random Tik Tok user Gleg, who says, and I quote: "There where driving the tool bruh".

When Jr knows it's insane, it's pretty fucking insane.

Who is saying that that dude is visiting this weekend? That would be great and all, but I thought that one was down to Oregon vs. Georgia since he's interested in going OOS. One of my buddies that is involved with all of this told me at the time of Mahomes' recruitment that he was going to be a first round NFL draft pick and a star. I mocked him for it. He said similar shit about Jevan Snead once upon a time and I compared it to the Mahomes stuff. He's thrown the Mahomes call in my face 1000 times since. Some guys in the space, at least, really do know what they're doing. Everyone should start working under the assumption that Texas isn't going to land Simmons and they're going to limit who they take at Edge in this cycle. They're looking for something elite or for someone unexpected to break their way. They could have taken a commitment from an Edge this past weekend and soft-pedaled it in an effort to buy more time. Edge is also not like DT with the portal and they're going to be aggressive on that front if they can be. Beyond that, they have a ton of Edge guys and, irrespective of what experts here believe, they do not expect Edge to be a weakness over the next few years. That is, in part, predicated upon the notion that they're going to have elite secondary and linebacking crews. As far as DT, they're going to load up and they are on some guys that folks in the recruiting space think are criminally underrated. Like, should be a borderline 4/5* type and are currently ranked in the middling 3* range. There are like 4 or 5 of those guys specifically at DT that fall into that bucket. They do not expect to win much out of the portal at DT. The plan is to let something like 10 guys on the roster fight for 6-7 spots heading into the SEC, no matter how they acquire them. You guys need to quit worrying about the fucking numbers, nonetheless. It's like a pathology for a few of you.

Never change, Helo.

Was expecting it to carve dickbutt 🤷🏻‍♂️

That’s fucking stupid.

Omg.

This whole thing feels like the flat earth rocket man, Elizabeth Holmes, and the Fyre Festival team got together to plan an underwater business venture.

Almost everything. I'm holding out for the MS Paint Thread of Aquatic Dominance.

He sighed with despair “before we run out of air, If I take out my dick who will suck it?”

The titanic came out retirement like Tom Brady to pad its stats

“I saw a tiktok video” has to become a surly meme for all eternity

Poor kid just wanted to go the suffocation route as well 😌

Took a month, but it got here.

You can't be real.

I am kind of obsessed with this story, and I also like to curate shitty takes. Is this this the shittiest? I think it is: I thought about why this is a shitty take. Cause if this had been just some guy who had single-mindedly pursed a voyage to the Titanic before anyone else and spent his life-savings and he’d died in his sub jalopy, I’d praise him for having balls. Maybe dumb, but ballsy and very much in the “because it’s there” spirit. But to boldly go where others have gone, and charge people for the privilege while cutting corners with safety ain’t ballsy, it’s grifting. And you can’t buy balls for $250k. So just like Lance Bass was never going to be an astronaut, he was just going to be a boy band singer who paid a crumbling Russia so he could pretend— paying for your seat on this thing doesn’t make you an underwater explorer.

Well, I picked the right starting word today. Wordle 732 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

And that, kids, is how I met your mother!

1,689 miles east of Nantucket . . . .

Wordle 732 2/6 ⬛⬛🟩🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 513 4️⃣5️⃣ 6️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜🟩🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

You're forgetting a big one. If Kobe's helicopter pilot hadn't flown in those overcast foggy conditions, @NowThis would still be posting here.

If you want to stay informed, you have to read the comments on TikTok videos. It’s called doing your own research.

I wrote a few limericks inspired by this apparent tragedy. There once was a Canadian submersible Twas not much larger than a convertible It dove down to see Part of ocean history But now it is irretrievable The wealthy crammed into a can Each one a Titanic fan As they dove to the depths below You could hear them scream oh no Surely we have a good rescue plan For this journey we paid a quarter mil The pilot seems like a shill It is so cold and so dark I would like to disembark But all we can do is chill

I hope you are doing some kind of Andy Kaufman bit.

I don't think there are any funny memes to be posted about the truly tragic shit that goes on - there is a multi-page thread buried somewhere about MH-370 if you are lookin for something. I haven't looked, but did you start a thread about the migrants boat disaster? Lighten up Francis

Wordle 732 2/6 ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩