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On too many plays I saw Milroe not paying attention to what should be the play clock in his head. This does not bode well for my guys. Bama O line is better than ‘22 but so is Texas D. Bama RBs seem merely adequate but not able to house it. #84 TE could make a difference. If Malachi Moore is out, Ewers & Horns receivers will eat yards. Hopkng for great atmosphere, good signs at GameDay, no putrid calls, no injuries. I’ll be shocked if it doesn’t go down to the wire. If any of you get downtown, check out Jalapeño’s Tequila Cafe y Bar. Wide selection of Tequilas, good fud, run by friends of mine. Welcome to the SEC - early version.

That @Go Pokes post is everything wrong with how other fanbases perceive Texas. The Big 12 commissioner mocks Texas/OU all offseason, coaches like Joey McGuire talk shit all offseason, etc. Now when the Big 12 flops in week 1, "Texas is a meany" because they decided to mock these loudmouth morons. Don't talk if you can't take it in return.

Maybe we’re just upset at the fact that the fucking Big 12 commissioner is openly rooting for our demise. Maybe we find it a little funny that the school he told to “take care of business” against us just lost to a G5 team.

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Fuck Brett Yormark.

Per FCB, test on Baxter’s ribs came back negative and the expectation is he will be back at practice this week.

Quandre found him

What a great f'ing day of football for those who hate the remaining Texas schools in the Big 12. Reap what you f'ing sow, you hateful shitbags.

Lol .

Anyone saying this game was anything other than a massive accomplishment for Sanders and the CU program is a moron.

The recruiting dynamic in the state of Texas is changing. More and more the best players the state produces are looking away from Texas and Texas A&M and are looking at what’s building in Lubbock.

It's almost like your commissioner shouldn't have been running his mouth all off-season and then in week 1 see his conference lose to Wyoming, Colorado, and Texas State.

Lmao at the BYU guy waking up and negging Texas fans making fun of the Big 12 on a Texas site. Although I’d be raging too if we could only score 14 against Sam Houston.

Holy shit, I remember people wanting Aranda as our coach at one point, Texas fucking State…that’s glorious. Fuck those rape enabling bears.

Do people really have their panties in twist that Texas fans are making fun of tech after this off season? What did they expect?

Guess Yomark forgot to tell McGuire not to embarrass the conference in Week 1.

Hearing Hudson is getting cold feet after this Tech performance. Let’s start saying that.

The Big 12 sucks, we should win it convincingly.

That’s exactly what I meant. Am I the only one who remembers where we were a year ago? Jesus Christ, you guys can be some fucking assholes. First you leave us for dead, write our obituaries, and celebrate our death. We crawl from the depths to scratch our way back to life and set ourselves up to be the #3 conference and now you act like we shouldn’t be happy to just be alive. You guys can really be some arrogant hypocritical dicks. As a long time Austin resident, I think I view the UT fan base on a micro level. All my UT fan friends are cool and reasonable folks who never act like the people in this thread. When I step back and get the overhead macro view, everything people say about you is true. You’re really awful. It’s probably the one thing aggy is actually right about.

With a Gucci saddlebag

Anyone who doesn't give him credit after yesterday already had an agenda against him and will never give him credit. He backed up his plan and his approach yesterday. He went on the road and won a great game. His son threw for a school record. Every single thing people said this team and him couldn't do at this level, he did. He instantly gave this program life. He matched last year's win total in his first game.

Jesus guys, that is literally the worst translation from the original Arabic you could find. It should read, “When the sheep queefs, Aggy assembles.”

This is the program that's taking over the big xii?

For what it's worth, I am cool and reasonable in real life, and also (as witnessed in this thread) I could not be happier about the yapping Tech coach and their yapping bush-league commissioner falling on their fucking faces in week 1. Just so you know - there's gonna be years and years of "ha fucking ha ha" on this website when Baylor loses to Texas State or Tech loses to Wyoming. You can decide what purpose it serves for you to come type "Everything people say about you is true. You're really awful" when that happens.

Making it seem like you just figured out people on the internet can be assholes isn't quite as persuasive an argument as you seem to think. "Every Longhorn I know in real life is cool and reasonable but you anonymous people on the internet are mean and hurt my feelings!" No shit.

I knew, along with the entire rest of the viewing audience, that Vince Young was a bad mother fucker the first time he ever carried the ball for Texas.

Joey McGuire should probably stop talking.

My 3 y/o nephew made it through the whole game. And to all the doubters, you’re just helicopter parents that are raising brats that will end up as Txst fodder.

Wow, Quinn's going to lead us to the conference title off his back foot

Maybe Tech can practice some Olympic sports?

Probably an air conditioning problem in the locker room.

wheelhouse

Sausage magnate, wonder if he knew Abe Froman?

Holy crap. The Vince Young and Maalik Murphy comparison ends the moment you get past the color of their skin. There are zero similarities.

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The conclusion that I’m drawing is that Quinn can’t hit a deep ball when the WR has 5 yards on the defender, same as last year.

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