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Since Sarkisian became the Texas coach, he has as many SEC road wins as Jimbo does.

Please refrain from fowl language.

Aggie: We have a culture problem. Aggie solution: Hire an Aggie.

There are early rumblings that Kubiak’s camp would be involved in a potential hire. Don’t know what that means, exactly, but some of it is the notion that aggies need to hire “An Aggie Man” akin to “Michigan Man” syndrome. If any of this is true - aggies paying 9 figures to buyout Fisher and staff and hire a new one; Kubiak’s group being involved; needing an insider; holy fuck. We cannot lose.

Don't put it on Maalik. Run the ball. Tech got 146 yards rushing on them. KSU got 343 yards rushing on them. ISU-215. WVU 201. All of those were losses for TCU. Run the ball.

Lane still trolling.

aggy will sue if they pull someone from the stands.

Dinged up? There are Max Johnson shaped craters littering every field aggy has played on since weigman got injured. I swear every passing down, in the bits of their games that I’ve seen, Johnson has been pile driven into the dirt within 2 seconds of the snap. I honestly wouldn’t be shocked if this was mom and dad deciding to pull the ripcord before their son is permanently confined to a wheelchair due to one too many snaps behind that porous line.

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I'm hearing the aggy vet school thinks Max will be out of his cone by Thursday and may be able to play Saturday.

He's a tough motherfucker. Respect.

I don’t have any UT fans I hate… Live in a bubble. Hell I have many more UT friends/family vs OU. I’m saying all that to preface this: I’ll happily root for UT in the championship, if/when they make it. Yep. OU can get their shot at UT for years to come, thank God. But fuck this POS conference always and forever.

The most recently Surly phenomenon that amazes me is people who don’t know shit about fuck acting like the Mannings don’t know shit about fuck.

I'm waiting for someone to make a documentary about Jimbo's downfall from his early FSU days to Aggy. They can call it "Candi Crushed: The Jimbo Fisher Story."

2 INTs. 1 Fumble. 1 blocked punt. ……..and we won.

Oh then you should definitely get last year’s edition

TCU is a bad football team and they are worse with Chandler Morris. Hopefully he’s back. They may be the worst defensive team Texas plays all year. They have JAGs all over the field on both sides. If Ewers can play, Texas will roll. If Ewers can’t go, I still expect Texas to win, but it could be a slog. Maalik Murphy is bad in almost every facet at QB and he’s going to attempt to cost Texas every game he plays. He is scared of contact, has zero mobility, has terrible mechanics, has no accuracy, makes poor decisions and then makes those decisions slowly. LOL at morons on this site and elsewhere who talked him up after watching him go against walk-ons while knowing he could not be hit. Jesus.

I created a gif of the Fisher shove. Not a good look at all for Jimbo.

I've been watching ou get away with bullshit no-calls and phantom flags for 35+ years. It finally happens to them and the fucking world is crumbling. Sooner magic my ass. Fuck ou and fuck any bitchboi that cries about it.

Y’all don’t encourage them. Aggy lurkers, Jimbo is a great mentor and coach. He just doesn’t have much personnel-wise to work with. I think y’all should extend him another 10 years and give him time to get his guys in there and work through this rough patch.

Every single thing you said is wrong.

Fuck OU

No, the problem is the people who thought he had flashed brighter than anyone they can remember. That was absurd, completely wrong, and led to unrealistic expectations. Now that he's playing like a mediocre QB (possibly because he's young, possibly because he's mediocre, time will tell) people are pissed because they believed those previous terrible takes. He never showed greatness like simpletons watching a mediocre spring game performance thought.

The questionable ball spots are killing me. At one point, KSU player goes down short of the first and the ref goes to the right spot, get the ball tossed to him, then sidesteps to his left to the first down marker with the camera directly on him with zero fucks given.

OU was scripted to win the game vs Texas. Their goal line stand shows the ball crossing the plane (its very close) and a face mask among a bunch of other no-call fuckery. They got the Texas treatment in their last OSU game after they have been getting away with bullshit ref fuckery for decades and ref-manufactured ''wins". It isn't fair, but I am not exactly sympathetic to them. We would be undefeated otherwise and clearly at the top with correct officiating. It is absolutely clear that they are fixing games. And that ruins the sport for fans. Now instead of being pissed at Texas coaches for being unprepared, I am pissed because the preparation no longer matters. Having a good offensive or defensive line doesn't matter. Having a good WR group doesn't matter. All of those are negated by the conference's fuckery. Every one of our opponents can just recruit from a wrestling rec club to fill the offensive line and DB positions.

Rivals this for blatant PI: Also, are we not even going to talk about that pass to a KSU receiver on the sideline around our 15 yard line where the tip of the ball touched the ground and moved, yet after a 20 minute review it was a completion?

This is quite possibly the dumbest post I've seen in awhile. It's so bad that I had to check my sarcasm meter twice. Ewers is gone. MM will likely officially lose the battle in fall camp next year. Manning came here fully expecting to redshirt, then play year two. MM was a solid part of why we won yesterday, he was also a large part of why KSU got back into the game. He's making throws downfield that Card didn't make outside of one of two times when afforded the same opportunity. He just needs to take better care of the ball, and stop trying to make plays after they're busted. He probably won't see his potential realized here, but you can see what makes him so interesting as a QB prospect.

At the beginning of the OTF post game live stream, Gerry Hamilton asked, "who's more upset about this loss, Kevin Marr or Klineman?"

Yormark is going to get to the bottom of this nonsense about being biased against Texas.

Ohh...those aggy...I was confused

Jimbo was confused, I read his lips. Jimbo yelled at him to “get in there and fuck my wife!”

He was awful, no reason to mince words. Does it mean he won’t put it together someday and become a very good quarterback? Of course not. Young quarterbacks improve by leaps and bounds all the time (see Ehlinger, Sam). But, right now, he is a bad quarterback in danger of making a disastrous play every single pass attempt. Klieman was insane for going for it yesterday instead of making Sark try to manufacture points in the red zone with one hand tied behind his back. A gift from the college football gods.

...fuck you sooners, it's our time now.

More good stuff from 247. I’ve been waiting for this kind of logic to take hold. They’re perfectly capable of taking the “we don’t need them durn 5 star prima donnas! just give us the 3 stars who want to be good ags and the program will shape’em!” and transposing that onto the coaching hire. “Send him out to Junction, boys! Toughen him up and he’ll be whipping those 3 stars into worldbeaters before we know it. Don’t pay him shit and he’ll be fine with it because he’ll love being an aggie coach!” Never-mind that ATM has beaten no one and that they were never any better in the Big 12 than they are now, “undefeated!” I am glad I exist in this reality because Texas A&M is undefeated in all of the alternate universes out there. They cannot help themselves - they own you if they’re not playing you.

aggy tear monsoon season

After 69 games (niiiice) Kevin Sumlin: 47-22 Jimbo Fisher: 44-25

This morning. I like this guy....