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you guys are going to be so pissed next year when we cover a 17.5 point spread with a roster of 47 scholarship players.

Another one.

I can’t imagine what the conversation between these 3 must have been like. Collin: “My girlfriend and I are waiting until marriage.” Manti: “Wow, you’ve actually seen your girlfriend?” Johnny: “Y’all got any blow?”

So long Bison Tits, good luck to Klein completely rebuilding the line in the portal

Elko at the practice facility tomorrow morning.

With a nice $140mm renovation included in the package

Lmao

Billy Liucci: "A strong man came up to me, tough kind of a guy, and said: 'I want to thank Coach Elko, for saving our program and hiring Collin Klein as the OC.' And he had tears coming down his eyes. This wasn’t just a statement, because he had tears coming down.”

Please make sure you guys take your dog over to meet Bevo before the game.

Everything is fine guys.

Transfer Thread Rules: 1. Go ahead and check the account to make sure its legit 2. If the tweet only lists his star rating coming out of high school with no stats there is a reason for that. 3. Double check the account. Trust me its worth the time. 4. Go back and look at the account one last time to make sure so CTJ doesn't rename the thread after you.

This is going to be serious post from me, for once. Guys, I'll admit it. I'm really, really scared of Texas A&M. They've already surpassed us in baseball and basketball and now they're getting ready to surpass us in football. It's not enough that they have have the most passionate and most welcoming fans in college football. You can read about it from all the visiting fans. Add in that they have the most unique and passionate traditions of any school ANYWHERE! How much do they want to win? Well, they paid and landed the TOP RECRUITING CLASS OF ALL TIME. Heck, they paid a championship-level coach $78 MILLION JUST TO STOP COACHING AND HE WASN'T EVEN THAT GOOD! That's a commitment to excellence that no one has ever heard of before! Unlike Texas, they're SEC ready and have been so for the LAST 11 YEARS. They controlled a much better Bama team then we faced, and SHOULD have won that game. They understand what it takes to win in the SEC. We don't. And now, they have an extraordinary coach who GETS THEM! We are officially screwed!!! Like the rest of college football fans, I am scared and don't feel safe. Can anyone suggest what I can do, cause this is frightening.

He just can't help himself. There is absolutely no way, in any universe, that Collin Klein moves the needle with recruits. None.

Hahahahahahaha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I am dying right now. LOL at the office. That plea from Liucci is absolutely fucking hilarious. He's like Lochlan from Braveheart at the Battle of Stirling scene: "Stop, men! Do not flee!" and meanwhile players are in a full blown sprint towards the portal. Oh God. He is panicking, you can see it in that out-of-character overt pleading. Here's the beauty, as always: These idiots pulled the bookshelf on themselves here. They didn't have to fire Fisher when they did it. And they didn't have to completely lack a plan when they did the firing. It is obvious that they convinced themselves somewhere along the way that just throwing money at their problems will solve all of them. Sometimes, though, when you don't know what in the fuck you are doing and have no plans to mitigate any of your risks besides money, all you're doing is throwing good money after bad. That's why that expression exists.

Is the Looch 44 just the 44 players left on the roster?

A friend was on the field, here are a few pics:

I hope everyone on this board that thought I was a moron and a shitty poster has new perspective after this influx of huskies.

I have an idea for taking the aggy transfers and making it work. Hear me out: we take these underachieving athletes out to a small, isolated town…. Let’s say Junction, TX. Then we work them out repeatedly in the summer heat and whip them into shape. We can call them the Junction Boys. After that, we can talk about it incessantly for the next 100 years.

Now this sounds like a great idea.

Collin: “My girlfriend and I are waiting until marriage.” Manti: “Wow, you’ve actually seen your girlfriend?” Johnny: “Y’all got any blow?”

Imagine lighting 80million on fire to hire fucking Mike Elko and Colin Klien...I cannot wait for the DC hire

Dear god, please let the DC be equally impressive!

Is losing one of the biggest games in program history to Sark going to hurt more than losing the Sonics?

Jimbo Fisher has the best gig in College Football right now.

this is texas a&m osu. they got the golden hat, mine is the golden cap. they got the big tex, i got the big tek. we both got two great teams, but their fans have hay seeds.

That was as a player. He is 0-7 against us as a coach.

I know I’ve said this before and been wrong but this time! This time I am telling you that this hire will be the best OC hire in the country. Kids are raving, hs coaches are amazed calling and texting me alll day just raving and raving about the hire, they were like “wow looch, just wow, I mean, I’m speechless, just wow. Collin Klein? Are you fucking kidding us looch? Don’t make stuff up, how the fuck did y’all pull off Collin Klein? Just wow. Bravo loooch.”

Texags never stops delivering

Damn, had no clue Washington fans are just Rain Aggies.

On EGAT this week or last, Waddlington or Ian was telling a story about how butt hurt Cal was and how Tech destroyed em. After the game, someone asked Leach when he knew they'd win. In typical Pirate fashion he responded, the first time I threw on the tape and saw their fat safeties.

In 2018 Texas A&M declined to schedule Texas in non-conference games for 2022 and 2023 because their schedule was full. They chose to play (lose to) Appalachian State and Louisiana-Monroe instead of playing Texas. Texas instead scheduled Alabama. Texas beat Alabama in Tuscaloosa in 2023 which is the reason Texas is in the playoff. Texas A&M's cowardice (and pathological need to make every decision based on how it would affect Texas and public perception that they're UT's little brother) is why Texas made the College Football Playoff. In 2021 Texas A&M leaked the news that Texas and Oklahoma were going to join the SEC in an effort to sabotage the move. They thought that they had enough stroke to prevent the move by making it public and reminding the world of the so-called gentlemen's agreement. They leaked this before the various conference commissioners met to vote on the start of the 12-team playoff. Alarmed by this move that further shifted the power between conferences, the Big 10, Pac-12, and ACC formed an alliance and voted against starting the 12-team playoff in 2023. It would later be approved to start in 2024. Texas A&M's cowardice (and pathological need to make every decision based on how it would affect Texas and public perception that they're UT's little brother) is why Florida State (and Georgia, and Ohio State, etc.) did not make the College Football Playoff. Literally everything they're complaining about is their fault.