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They're turning on Robinson because apparently he's recruiting players off aggys roster to Syracuse. Hilarious. He's still coaching the bowl game FYI.

Here's the thing - or one of the things - that set them off. Tweet/pic, and a few thoughtful reactions from Aggie 247.

A timeline of hilarity 7/30/2021 - SEC grants membership to Texas & Oklahoma 8/19/2021 - A&M is ranked #6 in preseason AP poll 9/1/2021 - Texas A&M grants Jimbo Fisher a 10-year, fully guaranteed contract extension worth $94.95 million 9/11/2021 - A&M barely escapes Boulder with a 3 point win over a 4-8 Colorado team Haynes King fractures lower leg 9/25/2021 - A&M loses only game to Arkansas since joining SEC in 2012 10/2/2021 - Mike Leach does his favorite thing and wins at Kyle Field (again) 10/9/2021 - Calzada takes down #1 Alabama at Kyle Field 10/16/2021 - A&M wins the last road game in program history at Faurot Field in Columbia, MO 11/13/2021 - Joey Freshwater starts his undefeated streak against A&M 12/16/2021 - A&M signs bulk of "best class evar" (Nolan, Stewart, Brownlow-Dindy, Weigman, etc) 12/22/2021 - A&M forfeits the Gator Bowl blaming COVID-19 and injuries a mere 9 days before the bowl game was to be played 1/11/2022 - A&M finishes unranked in final AP poll 5/19/2022 - Saban lights a match and accuses A&M of "buying every player" then Jimbo grabs the gas can in response 7/19/2022 - A&M picked to finish #2 in SEC West behind Alabama at SEC media days as Jimbo & Saban try to downplay feud 8/15/2022 - A&M is ranked #6 in preseason AP poll 9/10/2022 - App State takes down A&M at Kyle Field 10/1/2022 - A&M begins 6 game losing streak at Davis Wade Stadium in final matchup with Mike Leach 10/8/2022 - A&M loses grudge match with Alabama in Tuscaloosa 10/9/2022 - A&M drops from AP poll and will remain unranked 11/12/2022 - A&M visits Auburn & drops 6th consecutive game 11/26/2022 - A&M shocks the world and somehow beats SEC West champ LSU by 15 points at Kyle Field 12/5/2022 - Transfer portal opens final stats are A&M loses 32 players while signing just 15 9/9/2023 - A&M gives up 48 points and 5 TD to a Miami QB who wouldn't finish the season as starter despite not getting injured and would ultimately transfer out 10/7/2023 - Jimbo loses to Saban for the final time going winless in his last two tries after their big kerfuffle 11/4/2023 - Jimbo finishes 0-3 vs Freshwater who mercilessly taunts his squad for being asleep during the game 11/11/2023 - A&M gives up opening KR for TD then blows the doors of Mississippi State finishing on a 51-3 run in Jimbo's final game as head coach 11/12/2023 - A&M fires Jimbo Fisher with 2 games remaining owing a record $77 million dollar buyout that is over 3x Mahlzan's previous record buyout 11/26/2023 - A&M "hires" Mark Stoops then decides to pull the plug after visceral fan and booster reactions 11/27/2023 - A&M hires Mike Elko from Duke to be their 30th head football coach in a mad dash scramble to save face 12/3/2023 - Texas & Alabama are selected by the CFP committee 12/4/2023 - The 2024 transfer portal opens and currently 16 players are leaving with no additions 12/6/2023 - A&M hires Collin Klein to be the offensive coordinator setting up a 2012 Heisman reunion with Johnny Football the official odd couple (blow vs never kissed a girl) To be continued....

I guess the aggies should have hired Mark Stoops if they wanted to keep their players from transferring....

Freshwater!!!

I don't think he's there for a game that happens in January. Louisiana state championship. Watching Dom McKinley while wearing Cuse gear, so he really is cucking aggy.

Xavion Brice found a home.

Gunny has a handle on the NIL situation…

He forgot Florida State on his list of most recent teams to win a national championship without a great coach

:-)))

"Mike Elko has already shown that Sark, even with a playoff appearance, can't come and take the highly rated OL aggy commit. If Sark can't pull this off under the circumstances, then what chance does he have against the Elk with the 25' recruits? A fear is building in Austin, TX and this is just the start of big things that the Elk is about to do" - Looch.

I think this says it all:

God shut the fuck about bands and get back to making fun of aggy

It sounds like Robinson is also going to land a WR from aggy but haven't seen anybody specify which one. No wonder he wants to coach the bowl game. He's recruiting players to Syracuse. I don't know how aggy didn't see this coming.

As a parent of three high school "band nerds" I must say fuck you. High school band is its own world, no doubt. But, thanks to the awesomeness of high school football in Texas, it's also the best you'll find pretty much anywhere. And it is a place of belonging for a lot of kids who are not naturally athletic or are different in many ways. But they are great kids and many go on to do great things. And, holy hell, do they work hard! I've seen it up close for many years, so I know what it takes to make a great marching band, which is why I get so annoyed at all the oohing and aahhhhing over the aggie band. I admit it looks impressive the first time you see it, but it ain't hard to do what they do. End soap box.

Being an aggy transfer is like rolling up to the portal in a Cybertruck. You think you’re cool as fuck but in reality people are seriously questioning your decision-making skills.

Mrs. Brat says to the haters kma…..

Dude has seen his team accomplish more by the age of 11 than his parents will experience in their lifetimes. If they were smart, they would put him in charge of the family finances.

Elko only gets one in home. Saving it for closing makes sense. Plus the recruits family usually feeds the coaches so you probably have to prep for several days if Elko is coming for dinner.

*might get negged, but fuck it.

😅😅

(Jabba the hut voice) NaNa Osafo Mensah

What sort of weird dipshit hates on the band

The Outland trophy winner had more TDs than the Doak Walker winner last week. Also this:

I don't mind USC, I like their Fight On song. OU just makes my blood pressure rise. I am pretty sure Boomer Sooner is what they play on a loop at CIA black sites to break people.

ANYway... i've read this twice but i'm having trouble reconciling UT 'liberal junkhole' and what he imagines the Texas political landscape is with...reality 😐 they are really so dumb.

I have a reality show pitch I need to make to Netflix. Survivor Island meets college football. Set in College Station we follow the aggy team through the portal process. As players leave one by one we are left with 1 final player on the team. We call the show “Marooned”

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He wins!

Save some pussy for the rest of us, pal

Some of y'all don't know shit about bands. For one thing, a HS football game isn't sacrosanct. There is a halftime. Bands have always played at halftime. The halftimes haven't gotten appreciably longer. Your problem with the show style makes not one tinker's damn to the band directors or the kids or their parents. Most of the shows you're railing against are modeled after a higher level of marching (drum & bugle corps) and you can enjoy it or leave. Nobody gives a shit if it bothers you, it's not all about 45 ctj meatheads getting their pseudo-alpha male jollies out by running into other pseudo-alpha males, none of whom are gonna play college ball and many of whom are gonna commit date rape within the semester. What a bunch of blowhards.

Watching these dudes hold A&M hostage for money is hilarious

You completely lost me here….

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Some gems from the Deuce Harmon / portal thread on Aggie 247. TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE ... OLD COMMENTS ABOUT HARMON MOD ATTEMPTS TO INJECT CAUTION AND ... THE ICING ON THE KAKA 👀 👀 👀 😱 😱 😱 THE END

Having to wait your turn, after signing day, for the TaxAct Texas Bowl and Birmingham Bowl to be finished screams elite program.

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