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Get a fucking grip. You guys were tampering early and often with Riley at the helm, and benefitting significantly from it. Now everyone is doing it and the price of poker has gone way up and all of the sudden, "boo hoo, people are cheatin' momma! i want it to go back to the way it was, when we was cheatin' and only a few others were too!!" The last few years of college football have been pretty awesome in terms of watching a bunch of dirty fucking cheaters whine publicly that their old school bullshit is now flaccid and it's not fair that a bunch of new meanies with bigger wallets have shown up and slapped purple mushroom stains on their foreheads in public. Fuck Clemson. Fuck Alabama. Fuck LSU. Fuck Ohio State. Fuck Florida State. Fuck Tennessee. Fuck Georgia. And Fuck OU. And thanks for scooting over, it's about time we got a seat at the table.

Good luck to Murphy.

I mean it's almost too much right now. We're in the playoff, OU fans are complaining about other teams tampering and paying players, A&M is begging mediocre FCS type players to transfer in while in the midst of a complete program implosion brought about by exactly what we have been saying would bring it about. I'd be worried we are going to have to pay the piper down the road but I think we prepaid from 2010-2022.

I have to tell you, I don't know if I can handle this if it is true. They are speculating on the aggie 247 board that, because Elijah Robinson is still an employee at Texas A&M and because he is currently the active head coach, his in-home visit to McKinley may count as ATM's official head coach in-home for that recruit. I mean, surely not, right? But, if so, hahahahahahahahahaaha!!

Cuck a doodle doo

2024 Transfer Thread - Who Is This Guy

Kobe Black to Texas!! https://247sports.com/Player/kobe-black-46097514/

For the love of God can we just extinguish the word “natty” from the English language?

For all intensive purposes, Looch’s comments should give aggy piece of mind. It would be unfair to make the Elk the escape goat for the deep-seeded problems Jimbo left. Recruiting is a doggy dog world and the Elk will soon prove whether he’s run these roads enough to pass mustard.

Good luck to him. Did enough to keep us in the playoff hunt. May not be here without him.

Hold the phone on aggy misery, we have another call:

Two negatives do make a positive.

Go get that bag Maalik🤘thanks for your contributions.

Oh boy

Imagine going from the #1 recruiting class of all time to having to sell yourself on transfers from Old Dominion and Youngstown State.

We've been able to source more than a few anonymous interviews over the past few days to get a firsthand understanding of how things are going out of the gate in College Station now that Coach Melko has hit the ground there like an ELE-level meteorite. Let's see how it's going: -Regarding the visit to DJ Lagway's: "He ate most of the coffee cake and just sat there eating and heavily breathing while whichever assistant that was with him spent the entire meeting talking shit about Florida." -Seeing Ty Smith at home: "He brought with him a musical instrument case, it seemed. I thought maybe he was going to show us his saxophone skills or something. He never touched the case or mentioned it until after my mom served him coffee and they were about to leave. He opened the case and pulled out a plunger, then disappeared into the restroom for a bit. He's definitely got his own approach." -On a Zoom with someone committed to a rival SEC school and their mother: "We're not sure he knew we could see him. He had to have thought that his camera was off, right?, and we didn't know what to say. How do you tell a grown man that he needs to go put a shirt on?" -On a call with a current DB recruit's mother: "There was a lot of heavy breathing. I'm not implying anything sexual because I don't think that was the case. I just mean the man needs to see a doctor. It was a lot of deep breathing and wheezing and then he'd start in on how tough his teams were going to be and then more long pauses with deep breathing." -After the in-home with Ashton Funk and his dyed in the wool aggie parents: "Things got uncomfortable. Coach Elk got really aggressive when it came to Jimbo Fisher. He called him a bitchmade pussy and questioned the mom on why she had an autographed of the two of them together. She remarked that they had a good relationship with Coach Fisher. Coach Elk then belched loudly and declared to no one in particular that 'motherfucker tore the goddamned thing down to the studs and now I have to start with Katy redasses for the build-up. Christ!' The parents have since burned the Jimbo photo and they're excited to send the Funkmeister to Aggieland." -While sitting down at Terry Bussey's house with Colin Klein (we think) joining: "Coach Elko walked in with a plastic handle of Clan McGregor and demanded that he and the dad break bread together. The dad enjoys a good pull off of a handle every now and then, so they made fast friends. There was a younger assistant there trying to talk about the importance of run blocking for WRs in his 'scheme' and things took an awkward turn when Terry politely asked 'Who is this guy?' That didn't go over well with the assistant, who sighed, slunk down in the couch, and simply said 'You're going to remember The Darth Kleiner, I promise you that." If any of you have heard any other nuggets from families or friends that you know who have a kid involved with an aggie recruitment, feel free to add to what we work with here.

Oh fun, the kinesiology majors are about to fight again.

I sure hope he does. That dude bided his time with no drama or bitching, stepped up and just won when his number was called, and then sat back down with no drama or bitching when that time came. That's a different kinda cat in this day and age. Unless it's against us, I will be rooting for that mf'er no matter where he ends up. Get out there and wreck shop MM.

wonder why?

Melko apparently ate most of the coffee cake and just sat there eating and heavily breathing while whichever assistant that was with him spent the entire meeting talking shit about Florida.

A couple notes from Suchomel/OB (I'm sorry) - As of this morning, Tyanthony Smith is unlikely to visit this weekend. But who really knows. - Hunter Andrews told them this morning that he is unlikely to visit this weekend. Had quotes from the coach about being loyal to Utah but also being interested in everything Texas has to offer - Kobe Black's recruitment seems to have had a late twist and they now believe A&M will be the pick (jk I made that one up)

Really soft. Full of fucking SEC teams

So three JUCOs?

Another "we're not done" post ... looks like many of our commits Fil-the-saime ...

Aggie 2024: The call is coming from inside the house!

Bobby just posted a video saying Mukuba will be on campus tomorrow for an official visit

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Nahlin is reporting he'll stay through the Playoff

A live look at aggy recruiting featuring guest star Elijah Robinson.

The nerve of Missouri paying players!

If it makes you feel any better, it was likely the NIL they had set aside for Ryan Wingo until we won that recruitment.

Will y’all stfu about Moffitt. No one cares.

Makes sense. Humphreys' and Livingstone's dads were roommates in college.

If we need a TE not named Jake Johnson here is our answer.

You realize how transparent the whining is, right? It being about money is a problem now but not when illegally paying players was the only reason that shithole developed a winning program and established the tradition they try to capitalize on now? Get the fuck outta here with that hypocritical bullshit. Nobody believes that suddenly OU and OU fans just care about the sport itself and what's honorable and right for competitive balance.

Sweet tangent. I'll play. Contenders: -Losing to Kansas -Losing to Kansas again -TCU buttfucking Texas in public to the tune of 50-7 -Pussies crying on live television begging Texas not to fire Chuckles after a 3rd season of complete ineptitude -Flying the school brass to Tulsa to land a 3rd rate OC -Tom Herman and the sledgehammer -Tom Herman flipping the ESPN cameras off -Arkansas 2021 - Not SEC good enough as a chorus across the media -The Eyes debacle during the pandemic -Shithead Najee Harris "Who Texas?" -Shutout at Iowa State -Being up 28-7 on OU and then bending over and showing us Oh man, so many good ones from which to choose.

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They're gonna have to fire ERob from the interim role. This shit is too ridiculous to let continue. Hilarious SIAP but related- Fadil Diggs has 2 OVs set - Bama and...Syracuse lol

I can't express how giddy I am to see an Oklahoma fan on our boards complaining about how their players are getting bought off their roster.

Exact positions may be off, but things are going well on the depth chart

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