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"Hi" is the nickname of H.I. McDonough, the main character from Raising Arizona Arizona became a state on Valentine's Day, 1912 when William Howard Taft was President. Later in life, Taft was nominated to be the 10th Chief Justice of the United States by Warren G. Harding Warren G's hit song "Regulate" sampled the classic "I Keep Forgettin'" by Michael McDonald Michael McDonald sang backup for Kenny Loggins, who famously sang "Danger Zone" for the Top Gun soundtrack starring Tom Cruise Tom Cruise starred with Demi Moore in a Few Good Men, with most people defining "few" numerically as 3. Guys, it's Trey Moore.

FUCKING HUGE DUDE IS INSANE. Gerry compared him to Tommie Harris

Top two players in the portal rankings. Hang it on the wall!

Aggie 247, in the Stewart/portal thread.

If Stewart comes to Texas I will choose to believe he will be a changed man and will embrace the culture while having 800 receiving yards and 10 TD's. If he doesn't come to Texas then I will choose to believe Texas passed and we dodged a bullet.

How about this one from Sanford and Son?

Well, well, well....

From Message Board Geniuses. Arch is transferring to Louisville. 🤣😂

So, re: Anthony Carrie: Dec/14: Andrew Hattersley CB to A&M This evening (12/19, 6:30PM) ~ Eight minutes later (12/19, 6:48PM)

For Walter so loved aggy that he ventured forth into the muck and dreck of the portal to identify the pernicious, insidious, and blasphemous forces trying to shoot down The Elk--and to expose their godless ways so that the almighty Sully and the magic ring can smite them and ensure that only good bull may triumph in this profane world controlled by a horde of rapscallion tu heathens.

Shortened to Blooch.

Do your own homework Ketch you fat fucking toad.

Twas the night before Signing Day, when all through College Station The false hope via TexAgs resulted in mass masturbation The rope was held and recruiting scoops were mooched And after the Elk was done with him, Billy blooched

the fuck?

Just FYI - a minute of Anthony Hill, unfiltered. Lulz. (Twitter was borked when I posted this, so reposting as a psa ... .)

This is quite something. Manning. Baxter. Muhammad. Hill. All early enrollees.

As a Sovereign Citizen I fail to see how this would ever affect me.

Oh good, another clown with no posting history showing up to piss his or her pants about DT recruiting and the mean ole' SEC, all the while asking other posters to do a bunch of work so he can then ignore it and go back to pissing his fucking pants about the SEC.

Sorry, I’m a Gen Xer. This got me.

Bisontis enters portal: Ags: "Not a big deal, disappointing overall. Maybe good like 3 years later whatever." Bisontis returns: Ags: "Huge get. Major win. #Plan2024!"

Aggy is taking Stewart's departure with all the fortitude they can muster.

New Aggie DL coach Sean Spencer recruited him at UF. He flipped from UF to Miami last week. And apparently forgot he was even committed to Miami. (He deleted is first errant tweet)

As a financial advisor, I've been having this conversation for over a decade. Here's the version in my head before I put it in client-friendly language: Jesus Christ, SS is not going away. All this "OMG SS is running out of money!" stuff is fear-mongering political bullshit. The surplus is running out. The surplus only pays about 20% of the payout. That will have to be made up in other ways, obviously, and it will be. They will push FRA back for younger generations (which should have been happening in much bigger ways for decades), recalibrate the calculation (lower the payouts), and probably eventually raise taxes, and/or move money from programs that liberals like to SS. But they will never, ever kill Social Secuity. That is nothing more than red meat political stumping for the right wingers. They know damned well that they can't actually do it, and they don't care, because it riles people up and gets them votes, and no one holds anyone in office accountable to what s/he said while campaigning. Also, calling Social Security an entitlement program in the first place is part of the problem. They know that, too. And they don't care. Because every Republican since John McCain died has been completely full of shit, all the time. Every single person reading this will get their Social Security checks. If you're younger than 40, they might be 85-90% of what you thought, and they might start a year later, but you will get them.

Fong

That hint of areola in the first pic was the mother lode in 1980.

The story on reddit is that he decommited from Fla, committed to Miami 6 days later without informing their staff, then commited to A&M without informing them either but Aggie is desperate for good news so they took him.

(Lulz - in 2024, Missouri plays Oklahoma. And A&M.)

If you had told Evan Stewart as he was entering his freshman year that he would he still be in school for his 4th year; he would have laughed in your face. Guys like him are 3 and done. The fact that he is in this situation should be proof that he made the wrong choice taking the bigger bag and hitching his wagon to Jimbo. FAFO

Lol

Per Bobby per Trey Moore's rep that they are hopeful a decision is made today.