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Seriously, guys, I have to get to work so please, no more requests! I've got a garage full of Fleshlights that aren't gonna sell themselves!

A couple of posters on 247 that appear to have a history as insiders are posting on a thread right now. It's good shit, from our perspective. Grimes was paid $200k after being benched at UNC to come sit the bench at ATM. $$ guys that got to know Mack back in the day asked him about that decision. He apparently told them that he couldn't figure out what Jimbo was doing at that point. Jackie Sherrill was shitting on the Fisher hire from day one but was never consulted. He's done a round of "I told you so" with the money, pissing some of them off who feel like he should have been listened to more during the process. "Everyone else was on board with the Fisher hire. Not so much with Elko. He's going to have to prove himself." Apparently RC Slocum was front and center in vetoing the Stoops deal and pushing for Elko. He's in the ear of the two biggest donors, who also happen to be the guys that are paying Fisher. They expect to lose more guys. "We're working with some of them closely, but we'll see" doesn't sound reassuring. Elko isn't impressing many with his coach hiring process.

aggy 7-6…wins over… 4-8 New Mexico 2-10 UL Monroe 6-6 Auburn 4-8 Arkansas 5-7 South Carolina 5-7 Mississippi State 5-6 Abilene Christian whoop!

3. Shaggybevo. Truly the most enshittened enterprise in intergoogles history. Literally a scat site. How you left that off the list, I'll never understand.

This year and in 2021 we found ways to win a lot of close games fighting through injuries, transfers, and other limitations. That’s the sign of a winning program. Gundy can coach. Aggy could do the same if they accepted their place and stopped pretending they’re in the blueblood class. But they’d rather chase 4 and 5 star players that Bama didn’t want and overpay coaches based on feelings. We passed them as a program years ago and they still think they’re special. Again, fuck aggy.

Anyway I was hoping that A&M was so decimated and in such disarray that they would just get trounced by OSU. That didn't happen. The dregs of their #1 recruiting class and their Syracuse head coach was still good enough to respectably lose to Oklahoma State. Ah well. A true humiliation might have opened up some opportunities for us this off season. But hey, we win in the playoffs and maybe we take whatever we want anyway. Thank you for beating OU and A&M this season Pokes. Good luck in your future endeavors.

TCU - 13 Texas - 11 Baylor - 6 Houston - 5 Rice - 2 SMU - 2 UTSA - 2 Texas Tech - 1 Texas A&M - 1

WTF is wrong with you?

Are you happy now, @Neonmoon? Thanks to you, I lost this afternoon and I have THREE DAYS in 2023 to unload 152 Fleshlights to retain my position as the number one salesperson in the Central Texas district! And please, DO NOT ASK ME TO CREATE a Mike Elko as Baron Harkonnen!!! I'M NOT DOING IT!!!

What Dems still fail to grasp is that we need to do much, much, much more than defeat Trump at the ballot box. We need to destroy him. Drive him to an early grave. Destroy his entire family. Wreck their lives. Ruin them. Drive them to suicide. And all who enabled him and supported them? Drive them out of politics. Drive them back under the rocks whence they came. Shame them, relentlessly, repeatedly, and totally. Drive them from public life. Sic semper fascist pieces of shit. My grandfather shot them in the fucking face with an M-1 carbine -- they should be happy for more merciful treatment.

They may have lost the bowl game but you can never take away all the conference titles they would have won in the big dumpster fire if they never left in the first place.

Maybe it was just me, but in Sark's sugar bowl presser I couldn't help but be distracted by the CFP logo giving Sark little horns on his head. Hopefully a sign the cajun voodoo is already working for us.

It's happening, people. Not even 24 hours into their off season.

I can't believe they had him talk for like 30 minutes. The announcing was an sec aggy slurp fest. Good thing I was drinking at a bar. Everyone around me kept yelling at him to shut the fuck up already. And as far as a comment above that he didn't "sound like" a typical aggy, I did catch him saying that they should be competing for national championships. Such a bullshit aggy response. They are in the same tier as OKST, KSU, Arkansas, etc., teams that can be really good from year to year, but it would take a TCU 2022 like perfect alignment of circumstances to ever be a realistic contender for a national title. Aside from the weirdness, their inflated sense of themselves is just so obnoxious. I was glad they left so we didn't have to deal with it every year. Then we got them in two bowl games in recent years. OSU has won 5 of the last 6 matchups, including the last. Fuck aggy.

Put it on the wall!!

aggy 7-6…wins over… 4-8 New Mexico 2-10 UL Monroe 6-6 Auburn 4-8 Arkansas 5-7 South Carolina 5-7 Mississippi State 5-6 Abilene Christian whoop!

Lulz. (Will Lee is the CB transfer who has committed to A&M.)

That's great, man. We're all really happy that you loved what A&M put on the field last night. Please regale us more with tales of how great they are compared with some irrelevant specific past team that Texas had. Great post.

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Don’t hire aggy contractors.

Oh, please. She's not fashion-model hot, but she's plenty milfy attractive.

My folks reside in Bryan, TX. I grew up a burnt orange light amongst that dark freak cult. I visited for the holidays, College Station has really changed since I was a teen about a decade ago. You really don’t see a lot of anti-longhorn bs like I did growing up. The Targets have their own Longhorn sections. Santa’s Wonderland went from a bunch of “Saw ‘Em Off” light exhibits to Bevo’s twin brother having his own showcase where kids can take photos with a burnt orange longhorn bull. There’s also a ton of Longhorn representation in town, an old man shot me a Hook’em at HEB this morning. It’s still ugly as hell out here, but not so gay.

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Fuck espn and fuck aggy. The juggernaut ran out of time yet again. Fucking delusional morons. Go sip your sec branded jizz jars with your new fat fuck coach.

I agree. You’re high as balls.

You should post on Texags. You'd be a gold star member in no time with your ability to spin the loss as "good" bc Texas looked shitty in the same bowl like 9 years ago

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