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They fixed it.

He's classically perfect.

Money whipping a DC to be a position coach is the type shit I'm here for.

If I had half this kids confidence it would be over for you fuckers.

Someone order some turnovers

Ok, I'll admit I'm super excited that playskool is bringing back Weebles, this time in football corch form...

Meat Pimp: A&M's Only Champion - A TexAgs Documentary

I hope his family finds this thread and they all call him "Meat Pimp" for the rest of his life. Long may he reign!

Welcome to Howdy Arabia.

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Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have meatness thrust upon them.

Now, are you happy, @Neonmoon? Thanks to you, I've missed my Fleshlight sales quota for 4th quarter. Not only do I have to explain it on call with the regional sales director, (who's a 33 year old bastard who likes to age-shame me), I've still got to somehow move 55 units. Does anyone want to buy one? They make great gifts for your family and neighbors.

"He wasn't much to look at, and he knew it. He had a simple life, extremely white home, a hot mom and a serviceable girlfriend." He wasn't going to change the world and he knew it. So he followed his meat passions and he followed them with a dedicated focus few men knew in life. The outside world didn't get it, but the meat judging groupies did and isn't that more important? He was a meat judging champion, maybe the best ever. It wasn't a lot in the bigger scheme, but it was his, and he knew it. "Come at me bro!"

You want Michigan. That would give Texas the ability to beat all 3 of the playoff teams in one season. I am not sure that has ever been done.

IT Inside Texas has heard only one name to replace Jeff Choate as Texas linebackers coach. That doesn't mean there aren't more coaches under consideration, or that this coach is a lock for the position, but we do believe Arizona defensive coordinator Johnny Nansen is Steve Sarkisian's first choice to replace Choate. Of note: - Nansen has worked under Sark at Washington and USC - Nansen played linebacker in college but has coached multiple positions in his career - He has been very successful in his short time as a DC at Arizona - He has a very strong reputation as a recruiter, particularly out West where Texas would love to strength its recruiting grip - Nansen was born in Samoa and lived in American Samoa before moving to America as a teenager Potential hurdles? - He's currently the DC and play caller at Arizona. Would he take a demotion even if it came with a significant pay raise? He currently makes $750,000 but would surely enter the million dollar club on Texas' staff. There's always the potential Arizona would re-up to a satisfactory level - What's his best route to becoming a head coach, assuming that's his goal? That could be a pro or con for Texas' chances. Time with Sark to better understand how to navigate the current climate would be seen as a pro One thing's for sure, Nansen and Sark are close. Sark elevated Nansen from coaching obscurity when Nansen was at Idaho. Because of his ability to recruit, Sark made sure to find roles for Nansen on his staff. With Texas going to the SEC and Arizona sentenced to the Big 12, that would be another reason for Nansen to seriously consider the move. We'll have much more on this if circumstances warrant. Our info points to Nansen being the top candidate on the board to replace Jeff Choate.

The even numbers.

"There, there boy. It's OK. Daddy's got a big plate of warm dicks for you waiting at home."

My favorite part of the bowl season so far are the penalties for the b12 teams.

Cry Stoops cry!

Y’all let me know if I’m doing this right. Ahem, it’s….12:09 A.M. AND OU STILL FUCKING SUCKS

I know what their most impressive loss was

Are you happy now, @Neonmoon? Thanks to you, I lost this afternoon and I have THREE DAYS in 2023 to unload 152 Fleshlights to retain my position as the number one salesperson in the Central Texas district! And please, DO NOT ASK ME TO CREATE a Mike Elko as Baron Harkonnen!!! I'M NOT DOING IT!!!

Meat pimp locked down the meat grinder for xmas, too perfect

Arch’s special formation:

It's happening, people. Not even 24 hours into their off season.

Seriously, guys, I have to get to work so please, no more requests! I've got a garage full of Fleshlights that aren't gonna sell themselves!

Really shocked there isn't a meltdown about the SEC reportedly not being interested in FSU because they already feel like they have a presence in Florida...

A couple of posters on 247 that appear to have a history as insiders are posting on a thread right now. It's good shit, from our perspective. Grimes was paid $200k after being benched at UNC to come sit the bench at ATM. $$ guys that got to know Mack back in the day asked him about that decision. He apparently told them that he couldn't figure out what Jimbo was doing at that point. Jackie Sherrill was shitting on the Fisher hire from day one but was never consulted. He's done a round of "I told you so" with the money, pissing some of them off who feel like he should have been listened to more during the process. "Everyone else was on board with the Fisher hire. Not so much with Elko. He's going to have to prove himself." Apparently RC Slocum was front and center in vetoing the Stoops deal and pushing for Elko. He's in the ear of the two biggest donors, who also happen to be the guys that are paying Fisher. They expect to lose more guys. "We're working with some of them closely, but we'll see" doesn't sound reassuring. Elko isn't impressing many with his coach hiring process.

More ideas for future podcasts 1. Hot Takes: Interviewing Futureman 2. The Rainey Street Killer: Breaking Nicole 3. The 40 Yard Dash: Breaking the 5 barrier with CTJ 4. Thujone: The Picasso of Dick 5. "They all look the same to me": The Katfid Story 6. First Hand Stories from the American Revolution: Armybrat

Arguably

This douchebag?

But why is the Christmas tree in front of the bathtub?

Leadership.

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