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Showing content with the highest reputation on 01/01/24 in all areas

  1. Aggy 2024: on their knees at bucees
  2. I’m in NOLA. I’m here to drink hurricanes and kick ass, and I’m almost out of hurricanes! Texas by a hundred! Hook ‘Em high like an eagle soars!
  3. If A&M keeps recruiting like this, LSU will be playing for the national championship in no time.
  4. Almost like Michigan knows what plays are coming.
  5. "Hi, 911? Some weird old guy is following me around Bourbon Street. He's wearing a stained t-shirt with cartoon dicks on it and keeps telling me that he is 'from the internet'."
  6. Aggie 2024: Getting Fucked in the Bussey
  7. Have a Happy New Year you surly bastards.
  8. Dude's icey whites became icey shites.
  9. Just a little while ago, @immamac on OTF Live Great job talking about NIL, Burnt Ends, and Texas One Fund. He also lead a Texas Fight cheer... 🤘
  10. Walking through the ATL airport rockin burnt orange; passed a shitload of Georgia fans coming back from Miami all wearin’ their shit. Got the same looks an old dude with a hot young chick gets, or the looks you get in first class when you’re downing a cocktail while everyone else is schleppin their shit back to Row 39. Always a good day to be a Horn, but extra badass today. Hook ‘em, boys!!
  11. my brother and i are smoking a brisket for the game. officially went on the smoker at 3:46am:
  12. I'm going to type something I've never typed before... Happy playoff gameday, you magnificent bastards.
  13. The next motherfucker posting fuckhead political shit should get an instant neg-rep-ageddon.
  14. it’d be great if tosu finally took a turn in the barrel for a decade.
  15. Anthony Deuce Williams to Texas!!! https://247sports.com/Player/Anthony-Williams-46137743/
  16. From The Hill Country of Texas FIGHT !!! 🤘
  17. They're 21 after this and 11th in the SEC. They'll have to keep Bussey or they'd fall to 27th and 14th. They're currently in a group featuring recruiting heavyweights like Tech and Wisconsin. If Bussey leaves then Mark Stoops will have a higher ranked class than Mike Elko.
  18. That is the farthest measurement I have ever seen in my life.
  19. You’ve never seen 4 girls with a dildo before?
  20. From my kitchen chalkboard where, admittedly, this isn’t my best work but it was kind of a boring logo to work with. Betting I’ll have a better template to work from for next week’s game…. FIGHT!!!
  21. Have any of you assholes made the coaches aware that this is a big game and they need to prepare the team as such? Thanks in advance. Hook 'em!
  22. Alright—about time to head out to find a bar here in West Hollywood. I saw the boy march this morning in the Tournament of Roses Parade and got plenty of comments on my Longhorns sweater—quick observation: the Tournament of Roses people all speak very fondly of Texas’s trips out here. But fun time is over—time to get down to business. Fuck Washington. And while we’re at it, fuck Alabama and fuck Michigan, too.
  23. Oregon is fucking liberty so hard that Falwell wants to watch from a window.
  24. Take your CR jerk off fest back to other thread
  25. Fuck Liberty. Evangelical University of Phoenix.
  26. Greatest coach to ever walk the 40. I hope he joins us tonight.
  27. Rooting for M because it would be ten kinds of badass to beat the SEC, P12, and B1G champs in a single championship season run.
  28. From the same living room in which I watched VY’s 4th and 5 18 years ago, FIGHT !!!!!!!!!!
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