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So, Texas was Saban's last-ever home loss?

In his 17 years there, Saban lost one game in Tuscaloosa by double digits.

STAY AWAY FROM SARK YOU FUCKING GUMPS

NSIAP Full text of the Player's Tribune piece

Obviously coming to be our DL coach

This was pretty bad ass.

Scared of Elko per Liucci Probably

shut the fuck up Satya

There's a sitting National Championship coach out there just waiting for that call, Bama. Plus, he's recently come into a large amount of money (around $75m), so I bet he'd work for cheap.

Sark has as many top 3 finishes in the past 84 hours as the ags do in the past 84 years...

A&M filled up on bread when the portal is fixin to have surf and turf.

Hunter to MTG

My connection to the staff is/was through Bo and the asst DLine coaches. The asst DLine and grad asst thought Bo was staying as of Monday. They have always maintained that Bo didn’t quite fit in with PK and had a different coaching style/philosophy but thought they worked around the initial issues enough to make it work. Especially after the year the DTs had. In the DT room Bo has mentioned his desire to coach the whole Defensive Line and not just tackles. He believed he could have gotten more out of the edges. They were really surprised he would take another college job and not coach the whole defensive line.

He got exactly what he wanted. He never wanted to speak. He wanted to be able to claim he'd been denied his right of free speech by a democratic judge, and to fundraise on it.

aggy finished in the Top 25 5 times since 1999. Texas has finished in the Top 5 6 times since 1999.

Just remember Alabama in Austin he was pulling his hair out and got away by the skin of his teeth He got retired by Texas in Tuscaloosa.

Phil Knight

Lulz

Did some rough research on some names that Sark employed and/or worked with Nansen/Kwiatkowski. Also spoilering Bios and coaching histories. Kenechi Udeze- Houston Cougars Pass Rush specialist Chris Wilson- UFL DC with houston Ikaika Malloe- Just got promoted to DC at UCLA so not really reason for him to leave Chad Kauha’aha’a- UCLA Defensive Line Jason Kaufusi- Arizona OLB Coach Ricky Hunley- Arizona DL Coach

Raskin wants a piece too.

Good bull

Rock. Fucking. Star...

i saw this live at the gym and thought it was great.

Well said …..

The noise Texas A&M will make:

Pete and Nick joining the staff

IMO, these are the most despicable. They're trying to give our country over to someone they KNOW is a moronic, criminally narcissistic piece of orange shit just b/c it is convenient and "good" for their career. Fuck those spinless cunts.

Ignore these worthies at your own collective peril, kind sirs ... 😂 😂 😂. (Note the upvotes below, as an indicator of prevailing sentiment.)

Patiently waiting for @satyanash to explain how Saban's retirement is bad for Texas.

So we have a home-and-home with Bama in 2028-29. Many people are saying this is why Saban is retiring.

But they ARE all assholes of the lowest order. Let's illustrate how this works: Person 1: I support the nazis without reservation because I believe that jews are a scourge and should be exterminated. Person 2: I support the nazis without reservation because I have a profitable business arrangement thanks to nazi largesse. Person 3: I support the nazis without reservation because I want to retain my politial post of Second Minister in charge of weights and measures. You know what each of those three people is? A fucking nazi. And what's the rule for those fuckers?

I understand this is Surly, but you're really insulting Roy "Rocky" Dennis with this comparison. Rocky was ostracized and marginalized but his family never stopped advocating on his behalf. His rare genetic disorder did not affect his intelligence although his health was compromised and the fight his mother took against the school district to have her son included in mainstream classes was a lesson in perseverance, classism, and compassion. Elon, on the other hand, has been pampered and petted since birth and compassion is a foreign feeling to him. Rocky died at 16, while Elon was making plans to use his mother's Canadian citizenship to attend school in Canada (from where he then transferred to UPenn in the states). The only grit in Elon is the sand in his white butt crack. RIP Rocky Dennis;Put some respect on his name.

You got a better way to go?

So apparently she wanted to intoduce more "evidence" This exchange lmao

I’ve talked to an Ag. One of the truths about college fandom is that we really don’t pay that much attention to other teams going ons. My Ag frozen was explaining the portal to me (😂). “There are so many players there!” He explained that all their roster problems could be solved through the portal, and that Texas was at a disadvantage because it isn’t hitting it hard, like double digits. Clearly, Fisher’s ignoring of the portal led to Ag fans not really paying attention to it. I guess Liucci or Buchanan never wrote any articles or posts bemoaning the Ags’ disdain for the portal? Now, it’s a thing for them, a bright shiny toy to make all their worries disappear. (My friend said they don’t see 2024 as a rebuilding year. They expect to make a run at the CFP). 😂

Hope he runs for Senate and takes Tuberville's seat. I cain't hep it if my dreams are crazy dreams.

I didn't think White Privilege was a real thing? Nancy Mace sounds woke af.

You guys are looking at this all wrong. Outside of the intrigue, the "Of course Saban retires before the 'Sips first year in the SEC" post on Texags are going to be deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelicious.