Leaderboard

This board can be a truly awful place.

Fellas, is it gay to have sex with Taylor Swift?

If she had completed her trip and lived two more years, she could have seen aggy win their only national championship in football.

Did you try to post the worst picture of Littlefield Fountain ever taken? If so, solid effort.

Thoughts and prayers that people call me gay after I am able to have sex with Taylor Swift. If she drops a new song entitled, “The Worst Decision of My Life”, throw me some rep

+rep, and here's the full tweet: My thoughts on Taylor Swift. Also, I'm not Swiftie. I own NONE of her music, although I do like some of it. My granddaughter loves it. Haters should continue reading: Taylor donated $1 million to Tennessee tornado relief. She donates to food banks in all the cities she tours, including: In Arizona, Swift’s donation in March allowed the network to send several tractor-trailers filled with 40,000 pounds of fresh produce to its member food banks, said Terri Shoemaker, a spokesperson at the nonprofit organization. Plus, it bolstered funding for programs aimed at combating hunger, such as helping eligible children gain access to free and reduced-price school meals and senior citizens obtain food stamps. Seattle-based Food Lifeline, which received a donation from Swift when she played in the city in late July, will likely use the funds to purchase fresh fruits and vegetables, as well as food popular in ethnic communities, said spokesperson Mark Coleman. The singer donated to Second Harvest of Silicon Valley, which works with more than 400 partners to feed 500,000 people each month, ahead of her stop in Santa Clara, California. Swift’s team contacted Three Square Food Bank when the singer was in Las Vegas for her second “Eras Tour” performance. “They said they wanted to make a gift to help the areas that they were performing in,” Beck tells http://TODAY.com. “For us, that was a pretty amazing day.” Swift has now donated to the Houston Food Bank twice: First in 2017, during Hurricane Harvey relief efforts, and again in April of this year when she stopped in Houston on her tour. In hopes of catching Swift's attention when she performed in nearby Arlington, the Tarrant Area Food Bank launched an Instagram campaign, temporarily changing their name to the “Taylor Area Food Bank.” The organization received a phone call from Swift’s representatives with the news that Swift would donate to the food bank on the day of her first Arlington concert. She also is a staunch supporter of friends, cancer patients, sexual assault survivors, disaster relief organizations and additional food banks Swift gave $100,000 bonuses to her tour truck drivers and pays her other employees well. She's scandal free and she's EARNED over 1.1 billion dollars. She's young, rich, beautiful and happens to be a Democrat. The lunatics on the far right are calling her a PSYOP. They're comparing her to the devil and it's absolute LUNACY. This is because she has millions of fans who adore her and they're afraid the fans will all vote Democrat. THAT IS THE ISSUE. She fell in love with a football player and the media is exploiting that. The MEDIA is putting their faces front and center during all of these football games. She's just a girl, going to a game to cheer on her boyfriend. Far right "personalities" like Nick Adams and Charlie Kirk are degrading her on a daily basis. Calling her ugly and talentless and a horrible role model. Meanwhile on the right...... Lauren Boebert gave her boyfriend a hand job and got felt up at a children's play, while vaping and you didn't hear any of them criticize her. I'm so sick of the goddamned hypocrisy. It's sickening. Truly. Bunch of emasculated man-babies. They're truly frightened of a powerful, beautiful woman.

muhfukin' Colin Cowherd of all people castrates the incels...

I think he’s just reading the transcript of his remarks when Dennis Franchione was hired. He also re-read them when Mike Sherman was hired. And when Kevin Sumlin was hired. And when Jimbo Fisher was hired. And Buzz Williams. And Schlossnagel.

Hi everyone I’m AutographMeg AKA Meghan, I’m a proud Texas Alumni who heads up Go-To-Market at a place called Autograph.io. I’m a former student athlete at Texas (cross country) and am a passionate fan of all things Longhorn. At Autograph, we're revolutionizing the fan experience, with a goal of disrupting the industry. When we crossed paths with Immamac, it became clear he was an essential addition to our journey in growing the Texas Community. Here's the scoop – when you download the free Autograph app, you not only get a feed of curated and aggregated Texas content from all over the web, but you also earn rewards for your fandom. This includes points for every podcast you listen to and blog you read in the app. For the football season, we kicked things off with Michigan (I know, I know). We offered Rose Bowl and National Championship tickets at an incredible discount – 3 tickets for the National Championship for just $500. Our goal is to ensure the most dedicated fans enjoy the most unforgettable experiences and rewards with their team, so your feedback is very important to us in this early stage of our app development. We also want feedback on how to best reward fans at the intersection of NIL and fandom, so feedback around NIL-based rewards is welcome. As Texas fans, we've experienced the highs and lows of a season – I was there during the Charlie Strong era, believe me I understand. We deeply feel the roller coaster of emotions, standing by our teams through thick and thin. It's time for fans to be acknowledged and rewarded for their unwavering commitment, because, yes, fandom is a sport, and it’s not seasonal. Download the Autograph app using the following link: https://link.ag.fan/surlyhorns and referral code: SURLYHORNS. This is an invite-only opportunity – only real fans allowed. Start accumulating points to earn March Madness tickets and climb the leaderboard before the football season starts. I see a National Championship in our future. Hook 'Em, OU Sucks, and we're thrilled to revolutionize the world of fandom with you.

Just another thing to add to the list of things Elon Musk didn't do - incorporate Tesla in Delaware. That was done in July 2003 by the real founders Martin Eberhard and Marc Tarpenning. Elon would not join Tesla until 2004.

You sound poor and not hip.

William, you must wear a shirt with a collar today! Awww, mom. I don't even have any. Yes you do. A nice new one I got for you down at the K-Mart. But I look so real in the hoodie. Wear that shirt! Wear it, or I'll make you get a haircut. Ooookay. Better attitude, young man, or I'll drag you over to the sink and wash that filthy hair!

Wordle 955 3/6 🟨🟨⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟨⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

I have a hard time thinking of a name that’s more aggy than Andrew Hattersly. His aggy nickname is literally an abbreviation for asshat: A-Hatt.

New/final ESPN 300. The 14 Horns in the ESPN 300: #12 Kobe Black #15 Colin Simmons #33 Ryan Wingo #39 Xavier Filsaime #40 Brandon Baker #59 Jerrick Gibson #89 Aaron Butler #169 Jordon Johnson-Rubell #195 Friddie Dubose #205 Alan Jackson #233 Zina Umeozulu #242 Nate Kibble #264 Wardell Mack #287 Daniel Cruz

.....he's the head coach, bro

I propose Kennybakeport, Maine

Excellent. Now we can discuss his resume a little.

A solid third of our country is brain-dead.

Wordle 955 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #739 1/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 ⭐⭐⭐🏙️🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr I don’t think the SE/4 of Quordle is a real word. Daily Quordle 736 5️⃣6️⃣ 4️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜🟨🟨🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #travle #412 (5/7) ⬛✅✅🟧✅ https://travle.earth I’m about done with connections. Connections Puzzle #233 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟪🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟪🟪

Wordle 955 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟨🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 736 6️⃣4️⃣ 7️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛

Wordle 955 4/6* ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 736 6️⃣4️⃣ 8️⃣3️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛

Oh shit! I’m in the cloak room. You motherfuckers!!

Get your licks in now.

Wordle 955 6/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wordle 955 6/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

This feels like a euphemism for “fat people.”

Wordle 955 6/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨 🟩⬛⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wordle 955 4/6* [emoji834][emoji834][emoji834][emoji834]🟨 🟨🟨[emoji834][emoji834][emoji834] [emoji834][emoji834]🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Honestly thought that was a six letter word. Connections Puzzle #233 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟪🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪

Well, where I came from, no. But in the year of our Lord 2024, it's written in the MAGA carta.

Yep. Puppies, Wealth, Musician/Artist/Writer(in that order), Biker, White Guy Who Speaks Spanish in Mexico, Religious Cult Leader-- all of these are "force multipliers" around The Ladeez. As are bathing, shaving, tooth-brushing, not spewing random conspiracies...

Guess it got deleted. It appeared to be a drone show in Austin that at one point displayed a QR code using the drones. The QR code then Rick-rolled whoever opened it with a device. Appears to be legit. Here’s the YouTube video of it.

Do you want Flood making the offensive hires? Want @closetojumping to go on a rant about his Rutgers staff?

It's a neat trick. When you're being impeached for your crimes, say "no no, this is a legal matter, not a political one". Then after you've left office and you're facing the legal implications of your crimes, say "no no, he was President you see. He can't commit crimes. In fact, he could have his opponents murdered and that would be totally cool." (judges take weeks to come to a decision)

Wordle 955 6/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 736 9️⃣4️⃣ 8️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Daily Quordle 736 9️⃣4️⃣ 8️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Connections Puzzle #233 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪

He’ll kill there

hehehe, a country with no Navy controls its ports and waterways. Meanwhile, the third navy in the world retreats like little bitches.