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I answered a call from an unknown number yesterday because a colleague had just texted me that someone was going to call me with questions about one of our products. Turned out it was an old lady who addressed me as "James"and thanked me for being a supporter of conservative values, but now my help was needed to ensure election integrity. She rambled for a minute about the threat at hand but also listed recent wins they'd had in Michigan by "cleaning" voter registration lists. I said just enough to get her hopes up & when she thought she'd closed the deal with "James" and could I be counted on for the recommended $250 donation I asked how much did one need to donate to get a God Bless the USA Bible? "OH gee, we don't distribute those. That's separate from us." James: "What if I donate $500? Can you get me a Bible signed by Trump?" Her: "if you sign up to be a repeating donor we have several patriotic items including pictures, flags & t-shirts! [Excitedly] Would you like to do that, "James?" James: "how much for a picture signed by Stormy Daniels saying 'it's really, really tiny?'" "Click"

no CR

There are a lot of tabs in that file depending n your interest. If you enjoy memory lane, there's a tab for where things stood at the end of each season since 2011. There are Texas by Class and Aggie by Class tabs which shows what happened to every recruit since 2017. The Aggie Grid is an alternative to the depth chart/class style I use for Texas. It shows each recruit by class (rather than remaining eligibility) and their player rating. I don't track depth chart for Aggie since I don't follow them close enough and Ourlads.com does a better job of tracking than I could do. The Roster tab is a dump from the Texas web site and is used by formulas in the 2024 tab to update the jersey numbers. The player positions and depth chart in the 2024 tab is based on what I read on Surly, which includes a lot of speculation. When the season starts, I'll update them based on the official depth chart each week.

So basically, it's all of the documents that Trump violates and ignores in one convenient package

It's with the heaviest of hearts that I have to announce that our precious Pippa girl has crossed the Rainbow Bridge. She has been a brave warrior for these past 2 years after a sudden cancer diagnosis. Her chemotherapy treatments gave her additional time with us that we treasured, but eventually she let us know "it was time".

I'm all for piling on aggy, but that's fucking ridiculous.

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I was sitting in a bar grabbing something to eat and watching the Zona S16 game and there was a fair number of Rangers fans there for the season opener. I wasn't watching the rangers game, but suddenly about 25 people behind me all started booing and yelling shit. I turned around and it was a group of Rangers fans all flipping off hot wheels. Obviously Austin doesnt represent Texas, but I was surprised by the uniform and vocal dislike for Abbot. That caused everyone else at the bar to start laughing and bashing him as well. Fuck the rural dipshits that keep electing that shitstain. And fuck Abbot too.

It’s the pollening here in Raleigh and we’re getting our asses kicked. It reminded me of this - one year, my wife was just tired all the time. Constantly napping, I think she went to a doctor to find out if something was wrong with her, it was this forever ongoing thing. At some point, I took some Benadryl and said “probably going to sleep well tonight” or something like that, and she gets this serious look on her face and asks why I said that. Apparently she didn’t know that Benadryl caused drowsiness and had been taking it every day.

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I have noticed that it took a few days, but all the online constitutional law/infectious disease/middle east history scholars have finally finished their PhDs in Naval Architecture/Civil Engineering and are ready to tell us all what really happened.

@AP101S is the guy who put it together and maintains it. it's awesome https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1TzoBTIvCXfZIk7Sz3C9txMg0yPvrXyVM/edit#gid=1682239859

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Very under rated movie ….

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IT notes. Texas Football practices on Friday so Steve Sarkisian could allow his program to have the holiday weekend off. That through our schedule off just a hair while we were awaiting information stemming from practice No. 6. Overall practice was good with a lot more "live" periods than they were running in the first five practices. That meant there was plenty of tackling. Tackling is always weird because you want to keep guys up as much as you can. "They hadn't really tackled since January." Tackling was rusty with lots of missed tackles, though that will be ironed out with some focus on fundamentals. They worked on red zone with Sark going against PK on the headsets. Offense one on both ends, one with the 1s and 2s and the other with the 3s and 4s. (Not sure who the coaches were on the 3s and 4s side of the field) Overall it was an active, good energy, just have to tighten up tackling but that happens everywhere. Back to fundamentals. This is almost entirely sourced even the non-quoted parts. Quarterback Confidence. The amount of reps that Quinn Ewers has gotten and his overall experience has led to confidence in himself and in the offense. He knows what to do and what everyone else is supposed to do. He's not "thinking," playing is becoming second nature. Competitive room. Quinn can't afford to have bad days because Arch is right behind him. Running Back A lot of energy with Choice, a lot of speed and talent. There's not a 'set guy' like Bijan. Competitive between CR4 and Blue but even the young freshman are good and more ready to play. Freshman aren't busting or missing assignments. Tight End The room lacks great depth but the first four are pretty good (Gunnar Helm, Juan Davis, Amari Niblack, Jordan Washington). "Washington isn't there yet but he will be, probably as soon as fall camp." Spencer Shannon and Will Randle are coming along. Offensive Line "That room has a lot of experience. It's a mature group. They're doing a great job communicating." Neto Umeozulu hasn't surpassed Hayden Conner. They've had Conner working at center. The coaches really like their guards, including Neto and Cole Hutson. Cam Williams is moving well, you can really see it on screen passes. He's quicker than he was a year ago. Wide Receiver Depth and talent is what stands out here. Ryan Wingo had a big run on a reverse today, making some guys miss then diving for the pylon. The offense erupted in celebration after. Wingo is ahead of the curve athletically AND mentally. Johntay Cook had a really good day. Isaiah Bond had a 30-yard catch-and-run TD. DeAndre Moore: "His routes are crisp" literal quote, ha ha. He's winning his one on ones and catching the ball well. Matthew Golden is really quick and elusive but also has straight-line speed. Good in space. Has some savviness to him. "He can play all three positions." Ryan Niblett still working on his route running but great straight-line speed. He's coming along but he's in a talented and deep room. Aaron Butler had a good practice. Kid is naturally talented. He's flashing but still has a long way to go from a knowledge standpoint. Edge Similar to receiver, very deep, a lot of talent. You have two guys (Barryn Sorrell, Ethan Burke) who know the defense very well and two guys who are damn good pass rushers (Trey Moore and Colins Simmons) and then people behind them who are hungry to get on the field. It's a really stacked group. "Trey Moore is a natural football player with high football IQ. Everything comes quick to him, just truly understands the game. Practices hard and is a hard hitter." Defensive Tackle Coaches need to find more depth but encouragingly they're doing pretty well against run game. "Need about 5-6 to be ready so more guys have to step up. Conditioning needs to improve. They have the talent they just need to keep coming along." Alex January is learning but the first Spring is often difficulty, especially for the bigger players. "He's learning; he'll be good." "Tia Savea is a hard worker, understands the defense. He has the want-to, always looking to improve." Word is Jaray Bledsoe is improving, coming along with maturity, needs to keep coming along. He's not there yet but getting better. Linebacker Really good depth and good 3-man rotation. "I'd put Texas' three linebackers up against anyone's." That's from the same source who told us last August he thought UT had the best D-line in the country. Lots of experience, in a good spot right now with the core group of the defense. Liona Lefau is doing well, looks good physically, knows the defense well. Probably better football speed than 40 speed. Better football athlete than combine athlete. "Tyanthony Smith is going to be really good. Hungry, runs to the ball, likes contact, will do what it takes to get on the field. Has gained weight but needs to gain more. He's going to be a beast." CB / Star Jaylon Guilbeau and Austin Jordan look really good. Not sure where Jahdae Barron is going to play. Three really good stars. "Terry Joseph is going to have some hard decisions to make in August." Corners have a tough assignment covering Isaiah Bond every day but they're doing well. The corners have a better understanding of the defense, not finding themselves "watching" the quarterback as much. Young CB's are coming along. Learning new stuff every day. The younger guys have the athleticism for the position. Safety The first three strings have a lot of depth. Mukuba is looking really good, he'll play anywhere, S, Star, special teams. Yes, he's out there running around on ST's. Jelani McDonald is coming along, still transitioning from Star to Safety but making strides. He'll be good with Spring ball and Austin practice before he plays under the lights. The game has slowed down for Williams. He's understanding what the offense is trying to do. He's more comfortable beyond being in man coverage. Filsaime and JJ-R are hungry, striking hard, making plays on balls. Hungry group, competitive, good leadership in the room with Michael Taaffe and Mukuba.

And somehow, managing to wedge in rapingcrimingdrugsmuggling. Truly an industrious/lazy type.

Please do not perpetuate this Aggie nonsense here. The SWC had scholarship limits starting in 1965. And Texas was not even signing the biggest classes in that era or stacking tons of talent. It was mostly coaching, scheme, and very good S&C under Medina.

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There are 4 other females that live with me in my house. I’d be more surprised if one of them knew how to work a socket wrench than if I woke up with my head sewn to the carpet.

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From time to time I like to call MyPillow and lead them to believe I'm going to buy something before I ask them what it's like to work for a company owned by a drug-crazed lunatic. Once that subject is broached....click.

Chappy!!!

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With Russia’s bullshit in Africa looking to destabilize former French colonies, the French should have a lot of motivation to make Russia struggle in Ukraine

Fuck ‘em. I hate to tell you: it’s a shit hole for white people, too.

Made it to Truth BBQ today. The 2 slices of turkey is hiding 2 links of sausage and the rest of 2.5lbs of brisket.

You saying Jesus Christ can't hit a rise-ball?

The Boeing situation and this thread are fascinating to me. The comments about not putting the MBA’s in charge of engineering or of airplane businesses are not that crazy. I have first hand experience. I have an engineering degree and worked as an engineer in the aerospace industry for several years. But then i got an MBA and ran companies for several years. So I’ve lived on both sides of the fence. The issue is that the pure engineer who thinks solely like an engineer makes a terrible business leader. They think too linearly in black or white. But similarly a pure business leader with no product development expertise is often an absolute idiot, making dumb decisions about product quality, safety, timelines, costs, etc. You have to be able to meld those two mindsets together to make optimal decisions. But often leaders with experience in both areas still screw up because they can’t effectively optimize their thinking. It took me a long time to really get better at ensuring businesses optimally mixed safety, quality, profitability, etc. But even then, if you report to people that don’t understand it, they will force you down the path of bad decisions. A bad Board of Directors can be just as responsible for the failures. In my opinion there have been enough serious problems at Boeing that they need to redo the Board as well.

Wife: “Hi, honey. What are you reading?” Me: “Oh, I’m on a website where men talk to other men, and we discuss other men’s bodies, and how ripped the men look, cause they’ve added so much muscle.” Wife: “Okay. Is there something you’d like to tell me?”

I lucked into free GA tickets from Little Steven to the Springsteen show in San Francisco last night and it was an epic night for my wife, daughter, and me (our son missed out because he was away on a school trip). The show itself was incredible. It was our first Springsteen concert and I’m kicking myself for not attending one when I was younger. During the show, Little Steven gestured for me to give him the hat I was wearing. He and Bruce took turns wearing it for nearly an entire song. To make the night even crazier, Bruce handed my daughter his harmonica after playing it.

Recently read that the Paradox of Tolerance can be resolved if you look at tolerance not as a moral standard but as a social contract. And as the bigots, fascists, et al. do not abide by that terms of that contract, then they should not enjoy its protection.

You have to love those good Christians who are willing to forgive rape if a woman is wearing shorts because, after all, she asked for it. There's very little difference between Conservative Islam and Evangelical Christianity.

You and several thousand tons of logs.

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Oh, please, may "shut your white mouth" find its place in the surly lexicon.

Depends. 7:30pm, with my wife, 0-3 drinks in the tank, I’m taking the high road and would probably say something like “such a shame, that young man was so talented.” 10:30pm, 3-10 drinks floating in the hopper “hey, break it up, that’s Vince Young…” and then I probably get sucker punched too. 1am, lost count of the drinks but 10+, the credit card is running, and it’s going to take more than 24 hours to recover from this night…