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Just saw this thread. From a site business perspective, I would guess that derka still drives plenty of views and activity when he has something to say. Conversely, MotownHorn is a bandwidth draining troll that has never added a single positive contribution to any thread on this site. His handle is even a troll. I know derka has his issues, and he cannot control his behavior at times which merits time off. But he has interesting things to say. He provides a fun amount of chaos because many simply can't handle his management of his position coupled with Hyperbolic Personality Disorder-driven rants about himself in relation to perceived affronts. Inside of all of that are usually good points for consideration around whatever the subject matter is. If you took the 5-6 posters who ride his ass all over this board and permabanned them, no one would even notice. Permabanning derka, however, does diminish the value of the content on this site in some form.

Busy day for the defendant:

This site is the only place in my life that makes me feel young

You are a damn liar. How do you explain this then?

Biden could say that his uncle was the Star Fleet Commander in the Space Force during World War II and wrote the song, She Drives Me Crazy while getting a blowjob from Emily Blunt when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor and it would still be better than calling the fallen veterans suckers and losers.

This notion of "need" regarding DT has gotten out of hand across the longhorn netdom and the media it follows. We "need" oxygen. The football team "needs" depth and a standout QB. It would be nice to have another anchor at DT for this season. I hope the plans for one come together and Texas has another excellent option on the roster by the summertime. That said, all aspects of the defense are going to be better around these spots, and that lessens the urgency that many are espousing. Texas has better depth across the board, better experience at every other spot, and better talent everywhere else. There's also quality talent at the DT positions and that talent can be realized. Texas isn't trotting out Alex Norman and Gerald Wilbon on the interior DL this year irrespective of whether they bring another guy in from the portal or not.

The six words that always precede the dumbest shit you’ve ever heard.

...war daddy? what is this, TexAgs?

The good ol’ Surly fallback of, I’m high AF or I’m drunk AF. It’s never, I’m stupid AF and fall for stupid shit.

Toia > Texas Damaonic > Texas Bill Norton > Texas Kenneth Grant > Texas Mason Graham > Texas Until proven otherwise.

Because a large swath of the GOP, for certain the MAGA part of it, is dis-ingenous at best and rotten-to-the-core evil at worst and would rather lead a shitty, autocratic/fascist/dictatorial nation than partner or (gasp!) support the greatest democracy the world has ever seen. Threads like these are the little fuck-fuck games they play to achieve those goals. Has Joe Biden lost his fastball? 100%. Are things going pretty well for US, all things considered? Absolutely. Whoever you want to say is leading the US at the moment seems to be doing a pretty fucking good job, again all things considered. But no, let's consider electing a brainworm-infected conspiracy theorist whose own family has publicly disavowed him politically (at least) or perhaps a 90+ times indicted, rape convicted, national security risk, potential Putin kompromat, diarrhea-of-the-mouth flim-flam man instead. These SHOULD NOT BE LEGITIMATE OPTIONS in this day and age in this country. Period. End of story. Biden might not the best person we could get to be POTUS but he's damn sure better than these other two complete pieces of shit who are going to be on the ballot. One last thing. I can say with complete certainty that should Biden prevail this fall, he will voluntarily vacate the White House in 2029. I can't say the same for the other major party candidate. That should be the ONLY thing that matters right now.

The tacos at both of those places are so white they could get a fair trial.

Liucci????

I’d like to present today’s lunch. Left over reheated garlic bread, processed American cheese, left over prime filet, sprinkle of butter and garlic seasoning, and Whataburger spicy ketchup.

Counterpoint: I give you The Jury of the Damned: John Wilkes Booth, Lizzie Borden, John Dillinger, Blackbeard, Benedict Arnold, Richard Nixon ("but I'm not dead yet"), and the starting lineup of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers.

Holy shit I can’t stop laughing. You guys are fucking simps.

JFC, lol. Embellished war stories about an ancestor's demise is one of the deepest rooted American traditions.

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My first job was working in the midway at Gattitown making that sweet government salary of 5.15/hr as a 15 year old so this hits close to home….. But seriously seeing that facade just gave me flashbacks. So many missed opportunities… like the time the teen mom (who seemed SOOOO much older than me but was probably 17 or 18) that I worked with ‘thought I was cute’ and asked if I wanted to see her clit ring on our break. Being a total and complete wiener I politely declined, likely having my voice crack in the process, and returned to operating the VR rollercoaster [Narrator] And it would be multiple years before he would have the chance to see a vagina in real life as DNAteen was not what you’d call a ‘ladies man’. Yes, his chubby nice guy persona was matched with Family Guy quotes and Simpson references. This was what we like to call the holy trinity of for late 90’s / early aught inexorable teenage celibacy.

I guess "high" is a nice euphemism for dumber than dogshit.

I personally have no issue with @sheeeit voting for RFK. Go for it.

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I'll take the cannibal guy over the "vaccines cause autism" and "the Holocaust was actually better than covid restrictions" candidate, but that's just me

Toia they were waiting on. I'm not critical of Williams being a surprise, btw. Just never heard anything about that one being on anyone's radar. Before anyone goes there, if one of the Michigan DTs ever goes in, it really doesn't matter what else Texas pulled in or has on the roster. Grant, I think. Maybe either. One of them has been linked to Texas repeatedly though.

"I haven't been openly rooting for Russia" isn't the strong rebuttal that you think it is.

Few people ever give their lives. Soldiers knowingly risk their lives in very dangerous environments; some lose their lives. That's to be honored. No person on that idiotically grandiose waste of trees thought they were risking life and limb. Not one of them spent a dying moment amid the horrible crush of colliding logs thinking, "at least this is part of a great cause." A real engineer in their college advised against the way the logs were put together. There had been previous collapses. It was an exercise in denial and stupidity. Any future bonfire of that absurd size memorializes what is wrong with that place. Stop lying about yourselves, your past, and the holy spirit of Aggieland. Just stop. Fortunately, their decision to become a diploma mill will eventually see the ascendance of the 2%ers.

No reason for suspicion. We can work this out. I'd love to have you two over for dinner sometime.

Interesting user name for someone who is trying to change the subject from cannibals. Suspicious.

It doesn't matter what republicans do or say, but democrats have to be perfect.

Jfc, the lengths people will go to to convince themselves that they aren't rubes who just got conned out of $100k.

Are you under the impression that RFK isn't a moron, or that he doesn't tell "whoppers" every time he speaks? If so you're either a moron yourself or you're really not paying attention. You'll claim the latter but your actions thus far suggest the former. But you do you. Please, be a better troll. We have standards here.

He was our only QB take in that class. Charlie may have been the worst coach in Texas history but Tom Herman was begging dudes like Max Merrill and Charles Wright to come to Texas at the end of his tenure. Im not sure I truly realized how shitty this roster was and Sark has done a fantastic job turning over this roster in just 3 years. Hell we are losing guys like Tapp, Guillete (rumored to be entering), Walton…. Talented P5 level players bc they are 3rd string on this team. AJ Milwee saying Bama’s 2nd team would whip the Texas starters when he arrived here makes a lot more sense looking back.

Nailed it.

Still keeping an eye on you, Dan

USC mod

I thought this was interesting ... more about Ukraine funding, but he does talk about the dynamics in the house

Off day so spent the morning reading backs of baseball cards. Already knew this but nice tidbit

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-13316825/Teslas-Cybertruck-disaster-Insider-reveals-safety-issues-scenes-EV-rollout-drone-footage-shows-hundreds-unfinished-trucks-backed-Texas-factory.html Tesla's Cybertruck disaster: Insider reveals 'serious safety issues' behind scenes of EV rollout - as drone footage shows hundreds of unfinished trucks backed up at Texas factory these idiots laid off a bunch of people who were going to work through the CT acceleration issue lol example: verified multiple more times in the thread below https://www.cybertruckownersclub.com/forum/threads/canceled-delivery.14584/ + is this bad? from reddit: + those idiots firing a bunch of service folks when you can really only get your TSLA serviced at one of their service centers is going to do wonders for customer satisfaction +++ Cybertruck Deliveries Halted Due To Car Being A Big Piece Of Shit That Doesn’t Work https://archive.is/XntJn +

This was solid gold.

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