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Ran into the Toia brothers on campus and just handed them my wallet. I don’t want any trouble.

That was so fun

The Senate will vote on it Tuesday.

The Posse East holds legendary status as the place from which Dbeasy got so drunk he could not go pick up his first date with a girl he liked, so he convinced three other drunk friends and one designated driver to go with him to pick her up. Wonderful first impression. That girl? My wife of 35 years. #PERocks.

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Im so fucking amped, im walking in circles in my backyard. I havent been this excited about texas football since i was a student during the vy years. We are so fucking stacked and set up for years to come at the most important position. Our title window is officially open. I remember the anticipation and excitement leading up to 05, you could feel it all summer long building up that something great was around the corner. Texas plays michigan on my birthday. Im seriously considering springing for a ticket now and going. I went to ohio state in 05 and it was a harbinger for the most unforgettable sporting year of my life. I wish summer was over right now.

The anti-aid meltdown commences now. House passes Ukraine aid bill The House passed the Ukraine Security Supplemental Appropriations Act with a vote of 311-112. One member – GOP Rep Dan Meuser – voted present. Democrats cheered and waved Ukrainian flags during the vote. The $95 billion package contains $61 billion for Ukraine and regional partners. One of the bills would provide nearly $61 billion to assist Ukraine and others in the region fight Russia – about the same that was included in the Senate bill. Of that total, about $23 billion would be used to replenish US weapons, stockpiles and facilities, and more than $11 billion would fund current US military operations in the region. Nearly $14 billion included in the bill would help Ukraine buy advanced weapons systems and other defense equipment. From Zelensky "Democracy and freedom will always have global significance and will never fail as long as America helps to protect it," Zelensky said in the post. "The vital U.S. aid bill passed today by the House will keep the war from expanding, save thousands and thousands of lives, and help both of our nations to become stronger."

Lol

This was nice to see…

All the other fans are around campus waiting for the opposing team fans to ask for directions. They won’t go in until they can direct at least one set of opposing fans as per their tradition.

I dont want to wait 133 days

Posse East took up my fake id and pinned it up on their wall when I was a freshman in 1988. Assholes. Haven’t been back since. Go crown or go home. #neverforget

Lisan al gaib!!!

First!

“On the question of Nazis, I’ve written two books as a historian about Nazis and the holocaust. On the question of Ukrainian nationalism, I am the leading scholar of that subject in North America. I’ve been writing about it for 20 years. "If the chamber is interested in the degree of far right participation in Ukrainian politics, you can be assured that no far right party has every surpassed 3% in a Ukrainian election. So of course there are bad people in any country but by any comparative standard, it’s a very small phenomenon. "In Russia, on the other hand, the army includes openly Nazi formations… The government, itself, is fascist in character, and is carrying out a war that includes the deportation of children by the 10s of thousands, the open intention of destroying a state, as well as mass torture. "So if we’re looking for fascism, and if there is anyone who is sincerely concerned about halting fascism or racism, you’d look to halt Russia."

Arch Manning fucks. Trey Owen's fucks. Ryan Wingo fucks. DeAndre Moore fucks. Johntay Cook fucks. Jaydon Blue fucks. CJ Baxter fucks. Isaiah Bond fucks. Jordan Washington fucks. Colin Simmons fucks. Colton Vasek fucks. Ethan Burke fucks. Savea fucks. Alfred Collins fucks. Manny Muhammed fucks. We're face fucking Michigan and beating Georgia on our way to fuck stomping that Pedo Ryan Day and his merry band of failures for the championship.

The Russian's or the Crazy-ass members of Congress who support Putin?

If you were shocked by that, you’re kinda dumb

3rd Cybertruck sighting... this one was being towed. Lulz

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I cannot vouch for this. I can only pray with all my heart that it is true.

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When you’re asleep in front of the judge And you start to feel some fudge….

My wife and I had to unexpectedly put down our 11 y/o goldendoodle, Belle, today due to a ruptured abdominal tumor and internal bleeding. We rescued her shortly after we got married. We now have two kids under four, and it damn near feels like we lost our third today. I just needed to post about this somewhere, and I don't want to talk about it with people I know yet. So, here you are, Surly. I miss you, girl.

I would not have believed it had I not seen it. Buy two and get a free jar of jizz

As kids, my wife's brother was banned from watching the A-Team because he wouldn't stop calling his sisters "Fools"

Any bill that will pass 2:1 should be brought to vote no matter who is in charge.

I mean, he came to Texas fully knowing Arch was ahead of him and most programs and even our fanbase overlooked him till until his badass senior year. In all his interviews, he exudes lots of confidence and wants to be at Texas and play for Sark. Him watching Quinn and Arch go in the 1st round is only going to help knowing he’s next in line. He had other P5 offers and chose Texas knowing he’ll be behind Arch. I’m not worried about him transferring if he sees a window for himself to start at Texas for 2 years. With everything said, I was extremely impressed with him today running with the 2nd team considering the dude should be in high school. Dude is a NFL talent and props to Sark for offering him and trusting his evaluation. As long as Sark is here, we’re going to have elite QBs.

I love how you cry about someone else putting words in your mouth then in the same post and another 4 minutes later, you do exactly that to other posters.

edit: well, that was the wrong tweet, but it's true as well. Gotta find the one I meant to post.

It's not a murder case (guilty or not guilty), there are what 34 counts? He slides a few, but no way on all. Good news, in about a month he will be a convicted felon. Bad news, there isn't much in the way of teeth with this. Better news, as soon as he leaves this court room a convicted felon, he will head to court for another criminal proceeding, and from here out, it gets worse.

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if y'all are done giving fattie spank material, can we get back to Joe? Saw one of these as a yard sign in the '03 and it cracked me up

Trump Privately Rages About His Sketch Artist, Courtroom Nap Reports Donald Trump, if you take it from him, is cherishing the opportunity to stand trial on criminal charges related to a hush-money payment to a porn star. “I’m very proud to be here,” he told reporters before heading into court on Monday, calling the proceedings an “assault on America” that his presence, presumably, would serve to expose. “I’m very honored to be here,” the former president added. Trump hasn’t been taking to martyrdom very well behind the scenes, though, three sources with knowledge of the matter tell Rolling Stone. He has privately raged over everything from reports that he can’t stop dozing off, to how the court sketch artist is rendering him, to late-night talk show hosts joking about his legal troubles. The former president is reaching levels of fury over the judicial process and all it entails that are “maxed out, even for him,” says one source who has had to personally endure Trump’s recent rantings about his trial. The presumptive 2024 Republican presidential nominee has a lengthy track record of getting volcanically angry, and often allowing his rage to dictate political, legal, and policy decisions. But with the historic first criminal trial of an American president now underway, his public and private wrath has become particularly multi-faceted, and sustained to the point that longtime confidants have taken notice. Among the heavily recurring topics in Trump’s private sniping this past week — according to the source, another person familiar with the situation, and a different Trumpworld figure briefed on the matter — is the former president’s bitterness towards New York Times reporter Maggie Haberman, who reported in print, online, and on CNN that Trump was visibly nodding off while in court. “He appeared to be asleep,” she told the network. “He didn’t pay attention to a note his lawyer passed him. His jaw kept falling on his chest, and his mouth kept going slack.” The observation immediately went viral, provoking an irate denial from Trump’s campaign and reigniting the former president’s antipathy towards Haberman, who has been reporting on him for years. The resentment lasted the entire week, the sources add. It did not help Trump’s denial that he continued to doze off while seated in the Manhattan courtroom throughout the rest of the week. “Trump appears to have fallen asleep in court again,” Haberman wrote on Friday. “His eyes were closed for extended periods and his head dropped down twice.” In recent conversations with Republican associates, Trump has repeatedly torn into Haberman and her CNN appearances, attacked her journalistic credentials, and bizarrely insisted that she was wrong about him falling asleep. Despite his dozing being widely reported, the former president has laid much of the blame for the detail going viral at Haberman’s feet. He was even observed glaring at her on Monday as he exited the courtroom following her CNN appearance. It’s not just Haberman who’s been inflaming Trump during the first days of his criminal trial. Trump has also privately asked people close to him if they agree that the courtroom sketch-artist must be out to get him, two of the sources say. Trump has critiqued the sketches of him that have circulated in the media this week, and insisted some of the images were likely drawn to make fun of him. One such sketch captured Trump snoozing, with his eyes closed and head tilted. When court broke for lunch on Tuesday, Trump was observed licking his lips as he walked down the middle aisle before flashing a small smile at the courtroom sketch artist as he exited. “None of these sources know what the hell they’re talking about and clearly have no access to any type of factual information,” says Trump campaign spokesperson Steven Cheung. “These are the types of losers who will try to peddle fantasy as fact because they live miserable existences.” The former (and perhaps future) president has also voraciously monitored the media and entertainment coverage of the trial. He appeared especially upset with Jimmy Kimmel, the comedian and ABC late-night host who has been commenting on the trial with relish, and whom Trump has long despised — to the point that, as Rolling Stone reported, he tried to get his White House staff to pressure Disney, which owns ABC, to force Kimmel to stop making fun of him. “Stupid Jimmy Kimmel, who still hasn’t recovered from his horrendous performance and big ratings drop as Host of The Academy Awards, especially when he showed he suffered from TDS, commonly known as TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME, to the entire World by reading on air my TRUTH about how bad a job he was doing that night,” Trump wrote on Wednesday, referring to Kimmel reading one of Trump’s posts criticizing him during the Oscars last month. Trump added that Kimmel pulled off a “CLASSIC CHOKE” job by fumbling the Best Picture announcement, confusing the host with Al Pacino. Trump, sources recount, has also been savagely annoyed about some of the rejected jurors — and the memes and social-media mockery that they posted that he was forced to engage with in court. Jury selection wrapped up on Friday, but dozens were dismissed over posts they had made roasting Trump or after admitting they could not be impartial. The court dismissed one potential juror after Trump’s legal team had flagged their social media post last month of an AI-generated video featuring Trump saying “I’m dumb as fuck.” Trump’s lawyers sought to strike another potential juror over social media posts made or shared by her husband in 2016. In one, Trump’s head is in the hands of a character from The Simpsons. In another, Trump is pictured next to former President Barack Obama with a comment about how this is not what was meant by “Orange Is the New Black.” A third post was set in the theme of “The Avengers Unite Against Trump.” While the challenge failed, the woman was ultimately dismissed. Judge Juan Merchan reprimanded Trump for being “audible” and “gesturing” within 12 feet of a juror who was asked to explain a social media post showing people celebrating Biden’s 2020 win. “I will not have any jurors intimidated in this courtroom,” Merchan said before directing the defense team to counsel their client on his behavior. Trump has also, of course, been publicly wailing about several aspects of the trial, including the “freezing” temperature in the courtroom; the jury selection process, which he seemed to think allowed his team the ability to blackball an “unlimited” number of prospective jurors; and the expansive gag order Merchan imposed on Trump in the wake of Trump repeatedly attacking his daughter on social media. Trump was especially incensed about the order Friday morning. “People are allowed to speak about me and I have a gag order, just to show you how much more unfair it is,” he ranted to reporters outside the courtroom, before calling the people who continue to talk about him “real scum.” To those who’ve known Trump for a long time, or who used to work for him, it’s no surprise that the gravity and process of this criminal trial would uniquely, severely grate on him. “I was actually just thinking this morning about how cold [Trump] kept complaining to be yesterday. In his normal world, someone would have jumped up and run, not walked, to get the temperature perfect for him,” says Stephanie Grisham, Trump’s former White House press secretary who fell out with him years ago. “This entire experience must be beyond uncomfortable for him, not just the fact that it dives into such personal details, but he has absolutely no control for probably the first time since he was a young child.” Grisham adds that Trump being on trial this week “reminded me that not only in the White House, but every facet of his life — be it at Mar-a-Lago or Trump Tower or Bedminster — he has a group of people that cater to his every whim. At Mar-a-Lago, people literally stand and applaud him just for walking into the room, and in court, he has to sit there quietly while some people talk about how much they don’t like him. I can’t imagine how hard it has been for him not to get up and storm out of the place like a five-year-old.” He’ll have plenty more chances to do just that, as opening arguments don’t even begin until Monday. Judge Merchan warned Trump this week, however, that if he misbehaves or skips out on the proceedings, he’ll be subject to arrest. Trump said he understands.

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Actually, for once in my life I'm proud of Trump. If you're going down on a felony, go down farting. You're paying those fucks at the defense table what...$800/hr each? Let them earn their pay nasally.